Before I start slapping everybody in the face with the ongoing sagas of Mel Gibson and Lindsay Lohan, here’s Kim Kardashian in a tight-as-shit racing outfit for The Amp Energy Bullrun Rally in NYC just in case anyone forgot God gave her two sets of birthing hips as his way of saying sorry for slavery. True story.
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John Doe | July 12, 2010 at 1:20 am
FIRST!
candylover | July 12, 2010 at 7:10 am
hi she is nice, i love her
John Doe | July 12, 2010 at 1:21 am
wow i got second too. yall sleeping?
John Doe | July 12, 2010 at 1:21 am
Im never first on anything :-(
baby | July 12, 2010 at 2:08 am
that is dumb why don’t you COMMENT on the subject. duh.
Toocool4aname | July 12, 2010 at 1:24 am
Mother fucking fourth bitches!! Now my life is complete! I’m officially the douchiest douche nozzle in all the land. Hear my queef!
Willie Dixon | July 12, 2010 at 1:27 am
@1-4: good grief.
As for Kim: wrong outfit, kiddo. Couldn’t they get her one in black?
Hugh Jass | July 12, 2010 at 5:07 am
The Kardashian’s are almost always in the black ones. I blame her famous lawyer father; when she was little, she probably asked him what he does for money and he said “I get black guys off.” And she probably said, “That’s what I want to do for a living when I grow up!”
…”So you want to be a lawyer like daddy?”
…”Uh, who said anything about law?”
Anon | July 12, 2010 at 1:31 am
She wore one in black and one in red before…still looked like she’s wrapped herself in a condom.
See More | July 12, 2010 at 11:47 pm
Anon, Kim is a condom. I thought this was well known.
Heylady | July 12, 2010 at 1:31 am
You know Coco was shocked to see this, not because of the gigantic ass, but because she was supposedly booked for it.
thunderstud | July 12, 2010 at 1:39 am
I don’t care what anyone else says–that is one NICE ass!
Nudgie | July 12, 2010 at 11:38 pm
or…that is one FAT ASS.
bi chick | July 12, 2010 at 1:52 am
HOTTTTTTTTTTTTT
baby | July 12, 2010 at 2:07 am
i think her butt sorta adds like 10 pounds to her backside. her booty is way too BIG. think you would be smaller.
HackSaw | July 12, 2010 at 2:20 am
I’d hit it.
paco | July 12, 2010 at 3:16 am
i wanna take a nap in that giant pillow butt
XYZ | July 12, 2010 at 4:21 am
And we still dont care about this (attention) whore.
GingleJanglez | July 12, 2010 at 4:27 am
her ass is giving me flashes of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. it has a mind of its own and terrorizes the city.
tc | July 12, 2010 at 4:41 am
My dick would look tiny in that ass.
That’s why I always go for anorexics.
And corpses.
And cats.
Sangria | July 12, 2010 at 7:41 am
Well, at least you’re honest about your tiny dick. :)
Eric | July 12, 2010 at 6:43 am
that is one fine looking ass. It makes my dick stand up and whistle.
Sangria | July 12, 2010 at 7:40 am
I’d hit that.
quner7896 | July 12, 2010 at 7:48 am
dhsfghjhjf
Anthony Sanchez | July 12, 2010 at 8:07 am
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Rush | July 12, 2010 at 9:21 am
que?
a kardashian man | July 12, 2010 at 8:35 am
nice aszz
FrankNfrtr | July 12, 2010 at 9:04 am
Helluva way to start the week…..blinded by a huge shining white object with the gravity pull of a neutron star.
How much mass does she have packed up & into that spandex? Scientists all over want to take measurements.
Rough retrograde | July 12, 2010 at 9:31 am
I can’t even imagine what the crack wall of those cheeks alone can do to you…*sending out an S.O.S.*
Mdiz | July 12, 2010 at 9:38 am
That is one ass that i would love to poke…. Buttery goodness!
Mitchhaase.word press.com | July 12, 2010 at 10:36 am
I’ve seen sexier asses on trannies. WTF is the big deal about this ass clown? Famous for getting a golden shower from a castrati boon and contributing nothing to the world.
In other news, I had a very Activ weekend blowing loads around the city. I had never jerked off in Chinatown before and may not again after an old gook woman came after me with a meat cleaver screaming something in mandarin. Wish I spoke mandarin because I’m sure it was interesting.
Later,
Mitch
pimp | July 12, 2010 at 10:37 am
i need to take a shit…
timmy the dying boy | July 12, 2010 at 11:30 am
That pic of Coco just above makes Kim look more like Kate Moss.
Wilhelm | July 12, 2010 at 1:54 pm
Yep, it’s kinda big. But I’m telling you guys, we haven’t seen it until she’s photographed on all fours in a thong in HD from behind.
After that image, I’m happy.
I Fucking Smart | July 12, 2010 at 2:37 pm
Its Kim Lardassian – and that junk is as big as the back side of most farm machinery.
tara | July 13, 2010 at 6:32 pm
Largeassian woulda sounded better…
ed3 | July 12, 2010 at 4:30 pm
I just continue to shake my head in amazement that this mildly retarded, talentless cunt is where she is today because a negro pissed on her in a sex tape.
See More | July 12, 2010 at 11:43 pm
It seems like white women have made using sex tapes to become famous the pattern, however it seems to only work for them. She has NO talent whatsoever and I believe she leaked the sex tape herself. I didn’t see and don’t care to but I hear that all she did was lie there. Just like on Dancing With the Stars, it is sad to have it…though it is believed that is NOT natural… and NOT know how to use it or work.
She is a pretty girl but I think she lacks self esteem. I would never let any man urinate on me. It shows just how much he respected her. Disgusting but I wish her well and that she would SIT DOWN. I would be so embarrassed to show my face if the world knew that I was pissed on. Then men parade her around as though she is a trophy…she was peed on. Who wants a pissy trophy?!!
Mama Pinkus | July 12, 2010 at 7:01 pm
I do not care for Ms. Kardashian but I think it’s cool that she embraces her big booty
Nudgie | July 12, 2010 at 11:40 pm
alas, she will never prevent a murderer from going to prison so she can’t be as good as her Father, She HAS, however, had about as much plastic surgery as her Mother. It’s a tie!!!! :)
princesskitty | July 13, 2010 at 6:24 am
i dont think her ass is big–it’s that she’s liposuctioned away every other part of her body in an attempt to look more desirable to her target audience (rich black dudes)
Jason | July 13, 2010 at 3:33 pm
I am a white guy and the things I would do to that ass…. :P
me | July 13, 2010 at 5:38 pm
Sad TURD. FLUSH ALREADY.
fuckhatersz909 | July 13, 2010 at 10:05 pm
YOU GUYS NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP SHE IS VERY PRETTY N HER ASS ISNT EVEN THAT BIG SO SHUT THE FUCK UP I BET IF YOU GUYS WERE TO SEE HER IN PERSON YOU WOULD GO FUCKING CRAZY I BET YOU GUYS WOULD WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HER BUT YOUR ONLY TALKING SHIT BECAUSE YOUR DICK IS SMALL N I BETCHA YOU WISH YOU WERE RAY J HUH?
Zlen | July 15, 2010 at 3:54 pm
Ok, is that ass of hers real? or..
asm | November 2, 2010 at 8:55 am
dream pilow to sleep on highly adoreable but not extremely. Have my love from Dhaka Bangladesh