Before I start slapping everybody in the face with the ongoing sagas of Mel Gibson and Lindsay Lohan, here’s Kim Kardashian in a tight-as-shit racing outfit for The Amp Energy Bullrun Rally in NYC just in case anyone forgot God gave her two sets of birthing hips as his way of saying sorry for slavery. True story.
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first!
her face seems to change or getting weird
but her body makes me want to hump
FIRST!
hi she is nice, i love her
wow i got second too. yall sleeping?
Im never first on anything :-(
that is dumb why don’t you COMMENT on the subject. duh.
She’s useless as a celebrity…or person…but DAMN that ASS is amazing!
Mother fucking fourth bitches!! Now my life is complete! I’m officially the douchiest douche nozzle in all the land. Hear my queef!
@1-4: good grief.
As for Kim: wrong outfit, kiddo. Couldn’t they get her one in black?
The Kardashian’s are almost always in the black ones. I blame her famous lawyer father; when she was little, she probably asked him what he does for money and he said “I get black guys off.” And she probably said, “That’s what I want to do for a living when I grow up!”
…”So you want to be a lawyer like daddy?”
…”Uh, who said anything about law?”
She wore one in black and one in red before…still looked like she’s wrapped herself in a condom.
Anon, Kim is a condom. I thought this was well known.
Glorious.
You know Coco was shocked to see this, not because of the gigantic ass, but because she was supposedly booked for it.
I don’t care what anyone else says–that is one NICE ass!
or…that is one FAT ASS.
HOTTTTTTTTTTTTT
i think her butt sorta adds like 10 pounds to her backside. her booty is way too BIG. think you would be smaller.
I’d hit it.
Pants so tight you can see the cellulite through them.
so0 true but that happens when someone has a big junk in the trunk like her….
the things I would do to that ass….
i wanna take a nap in that giant pillow butt
yuck that face…. We can t say she s not pretty, we can t say she s natural either ! she looks like a porcelain doll…. I bet the real person behind that make up must be a awful creature..IF she was as pretty as she thinks she is, she wouldn’ t need all this awful make up to “make her look Beautiful”….
that ass have a nice shape… But, without this white pants strangling it… you ll find out a pair of cottage cheesse ass cheeks… Why do you think she NEVER show pictures of her ass ?? COz is FULL OF CELLULITE and UGLY !!! it turns on when she wear extremely tight clothes but that naked butt, must not be as pretty as we all think, just like her face….. !! This bitch is so shallow she knows exactly her ass is her “best feature” if that ass was in a good shape, she d be exploiting it like crazy !
And we still dont care about this (attention) whore.
her ass is giving me flashes of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. it has a mind of its own and terrorizes the city.
My dick would look tiny in that ass.
That’s why I always go for anorexics.
And corpses.
And cats.
Well, at least you’re honest about your tiny dick. :)
I’d marry that ass!
I’d marry and have kids with that ass.
that is one fine looking ass. It makes my dick stand up and whistle.
I’d flush that ass with my man juice.
I’d hit that.
I would rock that ass all night long, damn she is fine head to toe.
that’s a whole lota ass!
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I’m Anthony Sanchez and I live by the quote “The purpose of life is a life of purpose” by Robert Byrne. I really want to know my life’s purpose so I constantly read mensajes de superacion personal.
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First??? I love her curves…but her sis Kourtney got prettier face…Kim looks too much like her mom.
You should right about polanski, Fish. that’s more interesting.
nice aszz
sorry for slavery??? i thought she was Armernian?
She is just a high-maintenance, pretentious, attention-whore…
Love you! Call me?
Helluva way to start the week…..blinded by a huge shining white object with the gravity pull of a neutron star.
How much mass does she have packed up & into that spandex? Scientists all over want to take measurements.
first!
I can’t even imagine what the crack wall of those cheeks alone can do to you…*sending out an S.O.S.*
That is one ass that i would love to poke…. Buttery goodness!
I’ve seen sexier asses on trannies. WTF is the big deal about this ass clown? Famous for getting a golden shower from a castrati boon and contributing nothing to the world.
In other news, I had a very Activ weekend blowing loads around the city. I had never jerked off in Chinatown before and may not again after an old gook woman came after me with a meat cleaver screaming something in mandarin. Wish I spoke mandarin because I’m sure it was interesting.
Later,
Mitch
i need to take a shit…
That’s a terrible ass. How do you even get up in there?
It’s like her box is flanked by two giant marshmallows. You can’t get up in that, it’s just not possible.
That pic of Coco just above makes Kim look more like Kate Moss.
Yep, it’s kinda big. But I’m telling you guys, we haven’t seen it until she’s photographed on all fours in a thong in HD from behind.
After that image, I’m happy.
Its Kim Lardassian – and that junk is as big as the back side of most farm machinery.
Largeassian woulda sounded better…
I just continue to shake my head in amazement that this mildly retarded, talentless cunt is where she is today because a negro pissed on her in a sex tape.
It seems like white women have made using sex tapes to become famous the pattern, however it seems to only work for them. She has NO talent whatsoever and I believe she leaked the sex tape herself. I didn’t see and don’t care to but I hear that all she did was lie there. Just like on Dancing With the Stars, it is sad to have it…though it is believed that is NOT natural… and NOT know how to use it or work.
She is a pretty girl but I think she lacks self esteem. I would never let any man urinate on me. It shows just how much he respected her. Disgusting but I wish her well and that she would SIT DOWN. I would be so embarrassed to show my face if the world knew that I was pissed on. Then men parade her around as though she is a trophy…she was peed on. Who wants a pissy trophy?!!
I do not care for Ms. Kardashian but I think it’s cool that she embraces her big booty