Good Morning, Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, And Other News

- And Justin Timberlake thinks he’s in the same category as Queen, Floyd and Zeppelin now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Britney Spears’ little sister Jamie got engaged to a dude named Jamie. [Dlisted]

- I really need to start having a Superfialette of the Week. [theCHIVE]

- Marky Mark and The Funky Bunch might be getting back together. You just read that. [TooFab]

- Happy One Year Aniversary of Zac Efron dropping a condom at the premiere of a children’s movie because he thought it would make Nicole Kidman bang him. [BuzzFeed]

- I’ve been trying to figure out what it is that creeps me about Leslie Bibb and then I see that she’s 38. I knew it had to be something. (I’m kidding, it’s her weird, long face.) [Popoholic]

- Taylor Swift is banging that dude I keep thinking is Rupert Grint. [IDLYITW]

- Joan Rivers brought up Heidi Klum and the Holocaust which, of course, wasn’t funny because Heidi wasn’t responsible for her actions back then. She was more sexy cyborg than model, twisted and evil… [WWTDD]

- Lucy Pinder apparently looks like Monica Belluci now in all the right, awesome ways. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Kirsten Dunst’s life is so hard, you guys. [Celebslam]

- Here’s Kelly Brook getting punked with a dildo because British television is light years ahead of us. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- So remember that naked magazine cover of Kim and Kanye? It gets worse inside. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Guillermo Del Toro’s “Dark Justice League” movie sounds way better than the rush job Warner Bros. is probably still going to shit at us. [FilmDrunk]

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