Good Morning, Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, And Other News

March 4th, 2013 // 25 Comments

- And Justin Timberlake thinks he’s in the same category as Queen, Floyd and Zeppelin now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Britney Spears‘ little sister Jamie got engaged to a dude named Jamie. [Dlisted]

- I really need to start having a Superfialette of the Week. [theCHIVE]

- Marky Mark and The Funky Bunch might be getting back together. You just read that. [TooFab]

- Happy One Year Aniversary of Zac Efron dropping a condom at the premiere of a children’s movie because he thought it would make Nicole Kidman bang him. [BuzzFeed]

- I’ve been trying to figure out what it is that creeps me about Leslie Bibb and then I see that she’s 38. I knew it had to be something. (I’m kidding, it’s her weird, long face.) [Popoholic]

- Taylor Swift is banging that dude I keep thinking is Rupert Grint. [IDLYITW]

- Joan Rivers brought up Heidi Klum and the Holocaust which, of course, wasn’t funny because Heidi wasn’t responsible for her actions back then. She was more sexy cyborg than model, twisted and evil… [WWTDD]

- Lucy Pinder apparently looks like Monica Belluci now in all the right, awesome ways. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Kirsten Dunst‘s life is so hard, you guys. [Celebslam]

- Here’s Kelly Brook getting punked with a dildo because British television is light years ahead of us. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- So remember that naked magazine cover of Kim and Kanye? It gets worse inside. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Guillermo Del Toro‘s “Dark Justice League” movie sounds way better than the rush job Warner Bros. is probably still going to shit at us. [FilmDrunk]

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  1. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Puffy White Outfit Marshmallow
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m sure one of the jewelry stores in Beverly Hills must have a watch chain long enough to go with that zoot suit.

  2. Cock Dr

    MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  3. I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never, ever possibly destroy us.

  4. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Puffy White Outfit Marshmallow
    Kim Licker
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d do her to the following tunes:
    Sometimes I Still Miss Her

    by Charlie P.

    on Dubsteppers For Haiti Volume Two

    Crave You (Adventure Club Dubstep Remix)

  5. rot

    Whovthe fuck is ths clown and why is she always on my telly?

  6. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Puffy White Outfit Marshmallow
    Commented on this photo:

    K K’s Giant Marshmallow > (pure ugliness) The Puffy Shirt , George’s Gore Tex Jacket? I think I know the winner?

  7. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Puffy White Outfit Marshmallow
    Hez
    Commented on this photo:

    Gozer –The Traveller has come!
    Stantz –I couldn’t help it. It just popped in there. The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man.

  8. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Puffy White Outfit Marshmallow
    Rob
    Commented on this photo:

    “These obnoxiously wide shoulder pads should distract from my obnoxiously wide hips.”

  9. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Puffy White Outfit Marshmallow
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    What
    A
    Fucking
    Mess

  10. I want to be the Superfile of the week. Please. I’m not very fat.

  11. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Puffy White Outfit Marshmallow
    Toe Jam
    Commented on this photo:

    “From hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee.” – Moby Dick

  12. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Puffy White Outfit Marshmallow
    Toe Jam
    Commented on this photo:

    Outfit by Omar the Tent Maker (aka, Dash).

  13. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Puffy White Outfit Marshmallow
    dirtdog
    Commented on this photo:

    Pig

  14. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Puffy White Outfit Marshmallow
    Petey
    Commented on this photo:

    She really put that on, looked in the mirror and thought this outfit looked good. Just goes to show that money can’t buy taste, class or intelligence.

  15. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Puffy White Outfit Marshmallow
    J
    Commented on this photo:

    damn, what happened to her face for real? She used to be semi-decent, but now she’s a total mess. Those lips and mouth area are terrifying.

  16. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Puffy White Outfit Marshmallow
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “I tried to think of the most harmless thing . . . something from my childhood . . . something that could never possibly destroy us: A pregnant heifer.”

  17. I don’t get it. She constantly dresses like crap. Doesn’t she have “people” to dress her?
    Whatever. More material to make fun of her with.

    MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

  18. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Puffy White Outfit Marshmallow
    Appendy
    Commented on this photo:

    Nobody steps on a church in my town!

  19. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Puffy White Outfit Marshmallow
    Commented on this photo:

    Ahhhhh so that’s where MJ’s original nose went to…

  20. anonym

    Did Kris Jenner pick this shit out for her again ?

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