Kim Kardashian Squeezed Into This and Other News

January 24th, 2012 // 32 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- There’s a giant inflatable Pokemon vagina in here. [theCHIVE]

- Jerry Seinfeld made more money than he’ll ever need from Seinfeld is how I read this. [Huffington Post]

- Cynthia Nixon doesn’t understand the word bisexual. [Dlisted]

- Aretha Franklin > Kim Kardashian. [Lainey Gossip]

- Donna: One name and one bikini is all she needs. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Rita Rusic is perpetually in bikinis. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Miranda Kerr as Wonder Woman probably wouldn’t have been cancelled before it even aired. [Popoholic]

- Aren’t you supposed to wait until someone’s dead before using Miley Cyrus to shit on their grave? [TooFab]

- Jimmy Fallon can only take stage direction from women. Why not? [TMZ]

- Had they gotten Bill Murray for Uncle Ben, they would have nailed it. [Heavy]

- The FDR: American Badass Trailer: Stop what you’re doing and watch this. [FilmDrunk]

- This is actually the better looking recent photo set of Cameron Diaz. I apologize. [IDLYITW]

- The greatest love of all was apparently crack for Whitney Houston. [Bossip]

- David Beckham is practicing with the L.A. Galaxy already, dick grab photos not yet surfaced. [Just Jared]

- Liam Neeson is giving bare-knuckle wolf fighting a bad name. Wait, what? [Starpulse]

- The 20 Tightest Outfits in Sports: To 14 year olds with a parental lock on your browser, you’re welcome. [Bleacher Report]

- These 24 Books Have Actually Been Published [BuzzFeed]

Follow The Superficial on Facebook || Twitter || Formspring || Mobile

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

superficial

  1. Kim Kardashian Tight Red Dress Live With Kelly
    Commented on this photo:

    With an umbrella growing out of head. At least something is coming out of her head that makes sense.

  2. Cock Dr

    MOO!

  3. Gia

    She is now the fat sister and she makes fun of kloe for being fat. now the tables have turned.

  4. whip

    when I see photos of kim I’m still glad to be availible & single, folks!!

  5. Kim Kardashian Tight Red Dress Live With Kelly
    Jon Hex
    Commented on this photo:

    Not pictured: Shane Diesel

  6. Kim Kardashian Tight Red Dress Live With Kelly
    Jon Hex
    Commented on this photo:

    “And I was like, “One at a time, guys.”"

  7. That dress is a true hero.

  8. Kim Kardashian Tight Red Dress Live With Kelly
    BAHAH
    Commented on this photo:

    Roxanne, you don’t have to wear that dress tonight…

  9. Schmidtler

    she has the ass of a 65 year old Jewish Hausfrau.

  10. grobpilot

    They should turn the material that made that dress over to NASA to build new spacesuits. If it can take this kind of stress, it can surely take the impact of micro-meteoroids in space and keep our guys safe.

  11. Kim Kardashian Tight Red Dress Live With Kelly
    Liin
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks hot here but kind of like a wax statue which is weird lol

  12. Foreskin

    man all guys only wish you could stick your noddle dicks in her pussy…quit hating.. none of your losers could ever get a girl like this…. your just sitting on your computer jerkn off to her right now… quit hating

  13. The Critical Crassness

    Regarding Miley Cyrus’ cover of Dylan…Photo Fop stick to posting pictures of the men you lust after and never critique music…you have no knowledge of the subject. For once Miley Cyrus’ rendition of a musical piece is right on target and an excellent tribute…

  14. Mike

    Listened to the Miley Cyrus cover of a Bob Dylan song and sadly it’s not all bad. No, that would be easy. The music is quite good. Mellow and relaxed. But her voice ruins it. It’s so brash and coarse for such easy flowing music. Still I think she genuinely tried so I have to give her a C+ for effort.

  15. Kim Kardashian Tight Red Dress Live With Kelly
    Commented on this photo:

    The size of the ass is inversely proportional to the size of the brain

  16. Kim Kardashian Tight Red Dress Live With Kelly
    oh i know
    Commented on this photo:

    ummm, we’re gonna need a bigger umbrella…..

  17. Charon

    No more pee whore. Come on Fish, you’re better than this.

  18. Kim Kardashian Tight Red Dress Live With Kelly
    LegMan
    Commented on this photo:

    The English have it right when they call an umbrella a
    “Bum-pershoot.!

  19. I like how she uses an umbrella when the showers aren’t golden.

  20. Kim Kardashian Tight Red Dress Live With Kelly
    spanky
    Commented on this photo:

    three pounds of feathers in a two pound bag

  21. JFK

    FDR was a closeted Socialist

  22. cc

    ‘Squeezed into this’ accompanied by the breech of a huge mortar would have made me happy.

  23. Kim Kardashian Tight Red Dress Live With Kelly
    Koisty
    Commented on this photo:

    36 24 186

  24. Kim Kardashian Tight Red Dress Live With Kelly
    Winnie
    Commented on this photo:

    Custom made or sewn in – either not neither.

  25. Kim Kardashian Tight Red Dress Live With Kelly
    Rob
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is Kim with Khloe’s dad?

  26. Kim Kardashian Tight Red Dress Live With Kelly
    Rob
    Commented on this photo:

    Here you can see her sensing nubian cock.

Leave A Comment