Kim Kardashian’s Ass Broke Her Dress

September 26th, 2012 // 75 Comments

Here’s Kim Kardashian at some Midori event last night where her ginormous ass broke the back of her dress which you’d just assume she’d have a small army of seamstress on hand for when this happens every single minute of every single day. That said, while this looks like a pretty open and shut case, keep in mind we’re talking about the most manipulative whore-family on whore-Earth and not even two days ago Sofia Vergara got a shitload of Internet attention for splitting her dress, also green, at the Emmys. So am I saying Kim Kardashian did this on purpose instead of her ass just being fat? Nope, but only because this is America so I’m saying it’s both. Both those things happened. And Space Jesus.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Kim Kardashian Split Green Velvet Dress Midori Event
    XGL
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    Look, the guy in the back is looking and laughing at the busted seam! Or else he’s just saying “MOOOOO”

  2. Kim Kardashian Split Green Velvet Dress Midori Event
    XGL
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    Anyone who legitimately thinks those things are real is delusional.

    • USDA Prime McBeef

      by “those things” are you talking about KK’s fakers or just Kardashians in general?

      • Meg

        Well, both. But I’m referring to the boobs. She maintains they are real. At least Kourtney admits hers are fake

    • Why is it so unbelieveable that KK’s boobs might be real? I’ve seen women with MUCH larger hooters that weren’t enhanced. A few weeks back I posted a picture here of Kim at 14 years old, and she had quite a rack even then.

      I’m not defending her. Just her tits.

      • XGL

        It’s not the size, it’s the consistency. Big boobs shouldn’t be that perky and shit. Also, look who we are talking about. Everything about her is fake.

  3. Kim Kardashian Split Green Velvet Dress Midori Event
    XGL
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    And this guy is taking a picture of it

  4. USDA Prime McBeef

    I’m thinking it was back fat destroyed that dress. Well marbled sirloin back there. mmmmMMMMMOOOOOOoooooooo

  5. Kim Kardashian Split Green Velvet Dress Kris Jenner Midori Event
    achilles wrath
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    A womans hands always reveal her true age, or that she’s really a lizard.

  6. Kim Kardashian Split Green Velvet Dress Midori Event
    bi chick
    Commented on this photo:

    Definitely set up. It looks like she split it sitting down (or exhaling) but when you wee the front of the dress you can tell there is not tension wrapping around the torso. #Lame

  7. Kim Kardashian Split Green Velvet Dress Midori Event
    COW
    Commented on this photo:

    reaaally bitch ? reaally?

    Im a cow and i look better

    MOO

  8. lick my balls

    scroll down to the bottom of this page and you’ll see a link to a kim kardashain site, run by buzz media, who owns this page as well – this is just cross-pollenation…
    and the stupid moo comments stopped being funny six months ago…you fuggin dipshits…you’re all fucked.

    • XGL

      Your diatribe has no point. Whose the dipshit now?

      And the moo comments aren’t meant to be hilarious, they are meant to be true, because she’s a fat disgusting COW.

      • lick my balls

        Dense, are we? The point is, the same people who bring you posts about this whore day after day so you witty folks can repeat the same ‘pithy’ comments ad infinitum also run a fan site for said whore. They make click cash off the fans and the haters simultaneously. If you’re cool with that, carry on. But, it’s not funny anymore, and kind of sad, really.

      • lick my balls

        OH and I’d be remiss not to mention: KK gets a cut of the action, to be sure.

      • USDA Prime McBeef

        I have to deal with fun-banning cockstains like you all day and it fills me with blinding rage. My therapist says that “moo-ing” at Kim Kardashian through a celebrity gossip site is my way of coping and prevents telling people like you to fuck off.

        If you want to turn it into a some sort of right and wrong with click dollars, corporate masters, and whatever else, go right ahead. But fuck you, asshole, I’ll fucking moo until the cows come home.

      • corporate master

        And we thank you! AHHhahahaha, sucker.

  9. Kim Kardashian Split Green Velvet Dress Midori Event
    Anthony
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    She was at a steakhouse visiting her relatives….. MOOOOOOO!

    • Her ass is called the Old 96er on the menu. Finish in less than an hour, you get a free hat & t-shirt.

      • mel

        i understand they also offer free cloths pins for you nose as coming too close to kim’s stinky monstrosity of an ass tends to cause most patrons to faint due to its incredibly putrid, fetid aroma.

        they should be employing her to create fertilizer for 3rd world countries. big butts=bad stink+massive BMs. disgusting.

      • Sliver

        Points for your use of the word ‘fetid’. :D

  10. God…what an unfortunate blob of cellulite…now in puke green color!

  11. ace11

    4 Fake tits (Her Mom’s included)

    are we supposed tp be impressed?

  12. Kim Kardashian Split Green Velvet Dress Midori Event
    dirtdog
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    So fat!

  13. Jade

    How is my couch moving on its own???

  14. Kim Kardashian Split Green Velvet Dress Midori Event
    Crissy
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    What do you know, my grandma’s upholstery fabric WAS put to good use!

  15. Kim Kardashian Split Green Velvet Dress Midori Event
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    Shouldn’t the dress be purple and *she* turns green?

  16. hondu

    she probably just farted and the dress flew apart.

  17. Palemon Pappassmearus

    Kake Urinal !

  18. Kim Kardashian Split Green Velvet Dress Midori Event
    YoMamma
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    Is Hollywood cold enough for velvet these days? Oh and MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  19. Cock Dr

    Is there anyone here who believes that this was a genuine accident?
    K klan sees Vergara get all sorts of sympathetic press after green dress splitting accident just days ago. This ain’t no coincidence.
    MOO

  20. Kim Kardashian Split Green Velvet Dress Midori Event
    Guest
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    that’s not her ass; that’s back fat.

  21. Kim Kardashian Split Green Velvet Dress Kris Jenner Midori Event
    InkyBlack
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    That’s a big old ventriloquist’s dummy you got there Kim.

  22. Kim Kardashian Split Green Velvet Dress Kris Jenner Midori Event
    InkyBlack
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    Ahh, I can feel the love from here.

  23. Kim Kardashian Split Green Velvet Dress Kris Jenner Midori Event
    anonym
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    attention whore mom

    look carefully. see the similarity.
    that’s what kim will look like in 10 years.

  24. Paulie McGonagle

    Does Midori taste better with a touch of urine?

  25. Beer Baron

    “If that dress had pockets, you’d look like a pool table.”

    RIP Rodney Dangerfield

  26. Kim Kardashian Split Green Velvet Dress Midori Event
    Jezebel
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    “This green velour dress is really going to help minimize my trouble spots. There’s nothing like emerald-colored shiny plush fabric to give the illusion of slimness. And it’s absorbent, for any food spill mishaps, or me getting jizzed or pissed on.”

  27. Kim Kardashian Split Green Velvet Dress Midori Event
    Jentilly
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    She looks like a couch from the 70′s

  28. Kim Kardashian Split Green Velvet Dress Midori Event
    Luke Skywalker
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    that’s no moon that’s a space station

  29. Kim Kardashian Split Green Velvet Dress Midori Event
    spartacus
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    That’s no MMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo

  30. Kim Kardashian Split Green Velvet Dress Kris Jenner Midori Event
    spartacus
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    They’re about the same tonnage now!

    MMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  31. Kim Kardashian Split Green Velvet Dress Kris Jenner Midori Event
    spartacus
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    mmmwwaaah, thats right Kimmie, go make some money for Mommy. Get that nice white boy to piss in your mouth again…..

  32. Kim Kardashian Split Green Velvet Dress Kris Jenner Midori Event
    spartacus
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    MMMOOOOOOOOOOOO

  33. Kim Kardashian Split Green Velvet Dress Midori Event
    spartacus
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    She’s now fatter than the Wookie!

    MMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  34. Kim Kardashian Split Green Velvet Dress Midori Event
    spartacus
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    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  35. Kim Kardashian Split Green Velvet Dress Midori Event
    spartacus
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    For someone who is paid to look good, she’s a buttery wreck…. MMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  36. Kim Kardashian Split Green Velvet Dress Kris Jenner Midori Event
    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    “I love you mom.”
    “…and I love the money you make me.”

  37. Kim Kardashian Split Green Velvet Dress Midori Event
    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m a huge fan. I’ve seen everything you’ve done from the spy cameras I had installed in your house.”

  38. Kim Kardashian Split Green Velvet Dress Midori Event
    Bionic_Crouton
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    (Tex-ting friend)”I won’t be home tonight, I’m at dinner eating with Kim Kardashian.”
    “Okay next to…”
    “I’m eating a churro and photographing her ass as she leaves the restaurant paying no attention to me. ”

  39. Sliver

    Well, if it wasn’t crushed velvet before, it is now.

  40. Daytonadixie

    When she sat down her ass created a tsunami that rippled up to her neck.”IE” the split in her dress…MMMMMooooooooooo BITCH!!!

  41. Kim Kardashian Split Green Velvet Dress Midori Event
    Bane
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    Isn/t that the green stuff they put around the grave at a funeral?

  42. Thornton Melon

    If that dress had pockets you’d look like a pool table. You should try my tall and fat stores. No offense.

  43. Kim Kardashian Split Green Velvet Dress Midori Event
    jt
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    Ho Ho Ho — green giant.

  44. Kim Kardashian Split Green Velvet Dress Midori Event
    Commented on this photo:

    Yoo hoo! Is there anyone there?

  45. Kim Kardashian Split Green Velvet Dress Kris Jenner Midori Event
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    a pair of worn out ho’s

  46. Kim Kardashian Split Green Velvet Dress Kris Jenner Midori Event
    Commented on this photo:

    “I can smell the black jizz on your cheek, Kim”

  47. Kim Kardashian Split Green Velvet Dress Midori Event
    jane
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    she looks amazing on high wheels..

  48. I find Kim quite sexy walking around in this very pretty green velvet dress after it split open on her.

  49. Kim Kardashian Split Green Velvet Dress Midori Event
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    waste great blood line

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