Kim Kardashian’s Ass Broke Her Dress

The Superficial / September 26, 2012

Here’s Kim Kardashian at some Midori event last night where her ginormous ass broke the back of her dress which you’d just assume she’d have a small army of seamstress on hand for when this happens every single minute of every single day. That said, while this looks like a pretty open and shut case, keep in mind we’re talking about the most manipulative whore-family on whore-Earth and not even two days ago Sofia Vergara got a shitload of Internet attention for splitting her dress, also green, at the Emmys. So am I saying Kim Kardashian did this on purpose instead of her ass just being fat? Nope, but only because this is America so I’m saying it’s both. Both those things happened. And Space Jesus.

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