Here’s Kim Kardashian at some Midori event last night where her ginormous ass broke the back of her dress which you’d just assume she’d have a small army of seamstress on hand for when this happens every single minute of every single day. That said, while this looks like a pretty open and shut case, keep in mind we’re talking about the most manipulative whore-family on whore-Earth and not even two days ago Sofia Vergara got a shitload of Internet attention for splitting her dress, also green, at the Emmys. So am I saying Kim Kardashian did this on purpose instead of her ass just being fat? Nope, but only because this is America so I’m saying it’s both. Both those things happened. And Space Jesus.
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Look, the guy in the back is looking and laughing at the busted seam! Or else he’s just saying “MOOOOO”
Nevermind him, look at those guns.
You mean gunt.
Anyone who legitimately thinks those things are real is delusional.
by “those things” are you talking about KK’s fakers or just Kardashians in general?
Well, both. But I’m referring to the boobs. She maintains they are real. At least Kourtney admits hers are fake
Why is it so unbelieveable that KK’s boobs might be real? I’ve seen women with MUCH larger hooters that weren’t enhanced. A few weeks back I posted a picture here of Kim at 14 years old, and she had quite a rack even then.
I’m not defending her. Just her tits.
It’s not the size, it’s the consistency. Big boobs shouldn’t be that perky and shit. Also, look who we are talking about. Everything about her is fake.
Real big!
And this guy is taking a picture of it
He’s documenting Kim literally gowing fatter & out of her clothes.
I’m thinking it was back fat destroyed that dress. Well marbled sirloin back there. mmmmMMMMMOOOOOOoooooooo
Definitely not prime, or even choice. Mostly likely tube steak.
A womans hands always reveal her true age, or that she’s really a lizard.
Watch her unhinge her jaw and eat a live mouse!
Definitely set up. It looks like she split it sitting down (or exhaling) but when you wee the front of the dress you can tell there is not tension wrapping around the torso. #Lame
The tension is how much longer the material can hold under all that pressure.
reaaally bitch ? reaally?
Im a cow and i look better
MOO
scroll down to the bottom of this page and you’ll see a link to a kim kardashain site, run by buzz media, who owns this page as well – this is just cross-pollenation…
and the stupid moo comments stopped being funny six months ago…you fuggin dipshits…you’re all fucked.
Your diatribe has no point. Whose the dipshit now?
And the moo comments aren’t meant to be hilarious, they are meant to be true, because she’s a fat disgusting COW.
Dense, are we? The point is, the same people who bring you posts about this whore day after day so you witty folks can repeat the same ‘pithy’ comments ad infinitum also run a fan site for said whore. They make click cash off the fans and the haters simultaneously. If you’re cool with that, carry on. But, it’s not funny anymore, and kind of sad, really.
OH and I’d be remiss not to mention: KK gets a cut of the action, to be sure.
Moo.
I have to deal with fun-banning cockstains like you all day and it fills me with blinding rage. My therapist says that “moo-ing” at Kim Kardashian through a celebrity gossip site is my way of coping and prevents telling people like you to fuck off.
If you want to turn it into a some sort of right and wrong with click dollars, corporate masters, and whatever else, go right ahead. But fuck you, asshole, I’ll fucking moo until the cows come home.
And we thank you! AHHhahahaha, sucker.
She was at a steakhouse visiting her relatives….. MOOOOOOO!
Her ass is called the Old 96er on the menu. Finish in less than an hour, you get a free hat & t-shirt.
i understand they also offer free cloths pins for you nose as coming too close to kim’s stinky monstrosity of an ass tends to cause most patrons to faint due to its incredibly putrid, fetid aroma.
they should be employing her to create fertilizer for 3rd world countries. big butts=bad stink+massive BMs. disgusting.
Points for your use of the word ‘fetid’. :D
God…what an unfortunate blob of cellulite…now in puke green color!
Hmm..perfect casting for the Blob movie remake? A soulless mass that devours everything in it’s path & only grows bigger.
4 Fake tits (Her Mom’s included)
are we supposed tp be impressed?
So fat!
How is my couch moving on its own???
You might need a new couch. Someone peed on this one.
I covet your velvet couch, Jade. Well, I did before this happened to it. :)
Yeah, me too until the unfortunate pissing incident as well.
What do you know, my grandma’s upholstery fabric WAS put to good use!
Shouldn’t the dress be purple and *she* turns green?
The Incredible Ass. Butt-cheeks smash!
she probably just farted and the dress flew apart.
Kake Urinal !
Is Hollywood cold enough for velvet these days? Oh and MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Is there anyone here who believes that this was a genuine accident?
K klan sees Vergara get all sorts of sympathetic press after green dress splitting accident just days ago. This ain’t no coincidence.
MOO
that’s not her ass; that’s back fat.
That’s a big old ventriloquist’s dummy you got there Kim.
Ahh, I can feel the love from here.
attention whore mom
look carefully. see the similarity.
that’s what kim will look like in 10 years.
Does Midori taste better with a touch of urine?
“If that dress had pockets, you’d look like a pool table.”
RIP Rodney Dangerfield
“This green velour dress is really going to help minimize my trouble spots. There’s nothing like emerald-colored shiny plush fabric to give the illusion of slimness. And it’s absorbent, for any food spill mishaps, or me getting jizzed or pissed on.”
She looks like a couch from the 70′s
that’s no moon that’s a space station
That’s no MMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo
They’re about the same tonnage now!
MMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
mmmwwaaah, thats right Kimmie, go make some money for Mommy. Get that nice white boy to piss in your mouth again…..
MMMOOOOOOOOOOOO
She’s now fatter than the Wookie!
MMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
You obviously have some sort of bovine fetish… Get a life.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
For someone who is paid to look good, she’s a buttery wreck…. MMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
“I love you mom.”
“…and I love the money you make me.”
“I’m a huge fan. I’ve seen everything you’ve done from the spy cameras I had installed in your house.”
(Tex-ting friend)”I won’t be home tonight, I’m at dinner eating with Kim Kardashian.”
“Okay next to…”
“I’m eating a churro and photographing her ass as she leaves the restaurant paying no attention to me. ”
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Well, if it wasn’t crushed velvet before, it is now.
When she sat down her ass created a tsunami that rippled up to her neck.”IE” the split in her dress…MMMMMooooooooooo BITCH!!!
Isn/t that the green stuff they put around the grave at a funeral?
If that dress had pockets you’d look like a pool table. You should try my tall and fat stores. No offense.
Ho Ho Ho — green giant.
Yoo hoo! Is there anyone there?
a pair of worn out ho’s
“I can smell the black jizz on your cheek, Kim”
she looks amazing on high wheels..
I find Kim quite sexy walking around in this very pretty green velvet dress after it split open on her.
waste great blood line