When Montana Fishburne announced she made a porno because that’s how Kim Kardashian got famous, pretty much everyone reacted with, “Eh. Makes sense.” Now Bonnie Fuller of Hollywood Life is calling for Kim to come forward and speak out/lie about sex tapes before others follow in her footsteps. FOX 411 reports:
“I think Kim should say something. I don’t think she was happy about her sex video being released publicly and the reality is porn is not a career that is empowering. …. I think that Kim as a role model has a duty to speak out here and say this isn’t a valid career choice.”
Kardashian’s camp had no comment.
Two things:
1. You don’t work for E!, Bonnie. You’re allowed to say Kim released the sex tape herself and the plan worked perfectly. It’s quite liberating.
2. Of course Kim’s camp won’t comment. That just opens up an opportunity for more people to realize sex tapes don’t get distributed without the consent of both parties and completely shoots down her whole victim storyline. If she didn’t release it, the entire Internet wouldn’t be forced to see her giant ass everywhere they look. Which I’m still trying to decide is a good or a bad thing. I’ll require further study.
All that aside, guess who couldn’t wait for an opportunity to shove her face in the press to make a comment:
But “Real Housewives of New Jersey” star Danielle Staub, who was caught in her own sex tape scandal in June when castmates accused her of leaking her own tape, has plenty to say, and she has issued a plea to Montana.
“I am already famous from being part of ‘RHONJ’ and my sex tape did nothing but hurt me. To anyone who is 19 and thinks he or she has it all figured out, please sweetie, think again,” Staub told FOX411.com. “It is going to do nothing for you at 19 than hurt the rest of your life. Become famous the way your destiny permits you to. It will hurt the people who love you and it will hurt you in the end.”
Yes, take advice from a woman with square tits who still couldn’t get famous after everyone saw her naked. She’s like sex tape Kryptonite. To prove my theory, just by Danielle mentioning the name Montana, no less than 500 dudes just immediately lost their erections while watching her porno. In fact, I’d even go so far to say some watched their penises turn inward and become vaginas if I’m doing the math right.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
gogo | August 4, 2010 at 1:49 pm
se ppl if u pray enough to God u ll one day be first like me
dudeatdudedotdude | August 4, 2010 at 1:56 pm
hahaha there y’are–happy hump day
gogo | August 5, 2010 at 11:22 am
well, thank you dear! :P
McFeely Smackup | August 4, 2010 at 1:56 pm
you MIGHT say there is very little difference between making a private sex tape, and then selling it later for profit and just doing porn movies, but there is NO distinction between what Montana Fisburn is doing and doing porn. She’s making porn movies for a porn production company with professional porn actors. she’s a porn star now, no going back.
ZigZagZoey | August 4, 2010 at 3:49 pm
I agree!
Why is it that all people in porn movies “star”s?
I mean in this case, she is a star spawn porn star….
Amy | August 4, 2010 at 2:00 pm
Eh, for once I’d be like Kim and pretend it never happened. Nothing to see here…. I mean, what is she supposed to say? How about parents be parents and teach their kids right from wrong so they’ll stop this idiotic celebrity worship and live more productive lives.
Pat | August 4, 2010 at 2:04 pm
“Yes, take advice from a woman with square tits who still couldn’t get famous after everyone saw her naked.”
SpongeHag SquareTits
Georgeo | August 4, 2010 at 2:08 pm
I’d prefer that any female with the last name “Kardashian” just keep her vapid mouth shut, thanks very much.
Eric | August 4, 2010 at 2:13 pm
Kim commented on Montana Fishburne already, saying “Urine for a lot of publicity after you leak a tape”.
Cock Dr | August 4, 2010 at 2:18 pm
Perfection.
Annabelle Chonie | August 4, 2010 at 5:15 pm
Ba Bump-bump!
Deacon Jones | August 4, 2010 at 2:13 pm
As much as I fucking hate this women, I would screw the shit out of her..
hu | August 4, 2010 at 2:24 pm
kim whoredashian LEAKED her own tape. she is nothing more than a plastic liar who leaked her own tape to get famous, and now constantly lies about leaking it, along with everything else. she has no place in our society and is nothing more than a disgusting, fake chick who will do anything and anyone for attention.
Turd Ferguson | August 4, 2010 at 2:40 pm
If she hadnt been urinated on and filmed it what would this media fame whore be known for….?
Kim's Rotten Vag | August 4, 2010 at 3:07 pm
Kardashian leaked her tape.
Ray-J (aka MC Muthafucka Rappa Gangsta Asshat) leaked his dick on her.
Sounds about right.
Kim Kardashian | August 4, 2010 at 3:08 pm
oooh! your dick is so big!
that feels so good! *gasp*
freebie | August 4, 2010 at 3:11 pm
She’s really beginning to look fake.
Jimbo | August 4, 2010 at 3:17 pm
The porn thing seems to be working pretty well for Sasha Grey
WHY? | August 4, 2010 at 3:36 pm
WHY DO I SEEM TO ME THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED THAT MONTANA FISHBURNE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE HER FATHER?!
lol | August 4, 2010 at 4:07 pm
wow, what is wrong with her face? she looks like wax. gross. doesnt she have anything better to do with the money she made by whoring herself out.
Duckie | August 4, 2010 at 4:30 pm
Porn “will hurt you in the end.” Maybe the first few times.
Vito | August 4, 2010 at 9:51 pm
Classic! Hahahahahaha…
I’ve always thought KK to be a real hottie, but…Kim Kardashian is a role model?
dee | August 4, 2010 at 5:02 pm
the square breast comment made me howl at the computer….real talk and soo true!
stinky mcpoop | August 4, 2010 at 5:18 pm
Danielle Staub already had a tv show before she came out with her sex tape. What she should have said was, “being a coke mule back in the day doesn’t get you a tv show either”, or something like that. Though, now that I think about the timeline, maybe it did…
I think the terrorists are going to deliberately leave us with nothing but Hollywood one day, saying we deserve it.
Pat C | August 4, 2010 at 7:06 pm
Releasing a sex tape when you’re not good looking isn’t a good career move.
Making a porn film with no other reason for being noticed doesn’t help either – there’s tons of porn films out there whose “stars” are completely unknown to anybody outside the porn world.
Burt | August 5, 2010 at 5:50 pm
Making a porn film with your ex-boyfriend for publicity shortly before your reality show premieres apparently works… So does making one so you’re no longer known as the friend of the girl who made a porn film with her ex-boyfriend shortly before her reality show premiered.
captain america | August 5, 2010 at 12:19 am
psssssst: JUST REFUSE, honey!!
Cindy Silva | August 5, 2010 at 8:15 am
OOPS i guess the link didnt work, here is it again.. oh well..
http://bit.ly/9f3Pc5
lol | August 5, 2010 at 8:56 am
kim whoredashian LEAKED her own tape. she is nothing more than a plastic liar who leaked her own tape to get famous, and now constantly lies about leaking it, along with everything else. she has no place in our society and is nothing more than a disgusting, fake chick who will do anything and anyone for attention
Please gouge my eyes out | August 7, 2010 at 4:42 pm
Gross…. just god damned gross. Montana Fishburne looks like her daddy, which isn’t a good look for a young lady, AND she has weird zits all over her gelatinous ass!! Plus, she has a carbuncle or something funky growing i on the inside of her right thigh. One distinction she forgot to account for between her and K.K is Kim is hot…. Montana is NOT!!! Poor Larry!!
ANGE | August 12, 2010 at 11:38 am
WHAT A BUNCH OF PATHETIC LOOSING MORONS
Arnold89 | January 16, 2011 at 12:07 am
Two things:All that aside, guess who couldn