Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape Belongs To The Peoples!

September 6th, 2011 // 94 Comments

The battle for control of Kim Kardashian’s sex tape just took a turn into Double Penetration Communism Town because now PornHub has tossed in a bid and plan to offer the infamous video for free to its audience which will probably be bored to tears by this thing because have you been on PornHub lately? I once saw a dude bang a Pterodactyl on there. This morning. TMZ reports:

But now Pornhub.com, which bills itself as the largest adult website on the planet, wants in on the action. In a letter to Vivid head man Steven Hirsch, the site says they are willing to offer $5 million for the tape … considerably less than the $30 million Hirsch is asking for.
The site — which is 100% free — says they “respectfully disagree” with Hirsch’s value of the tape, stating they feel the DVD market is “dying” and online is where it’s at.

I honestly don’t know how to read this entire situation because there are two very distinct possibilities as to what’s happening here: Either Steve Hirsch is trying to gin up more publicity for the tape after it made a killing thanks to Kim’s wedding, or she’s literally trying to buy this thing back and sweep it under the rug. Granted, I shouldn’t rule out the chance that the Kardashians themselves are milking this for attention, but at the end of the day, these people genuinely believe Kim is famous because of her star power and not at all because Ray J peed on her. So, it only makes sense they’d want to destroy any evidence to the contrary which is why it’s important that you always handle the following exchange exactly like I had to the other day with my own father. True story:

Why is Kim Kardashian even famous? Who is she?
She leaked her own sex tape.

That’s it?
That’s it.

Does she sing or anything? Act in movies?
Just leaked a sex tape.

And that’s all?
That’s all.

Wow. And you write about this stuff for a living?
What? No, I’m a doctor. Haha, writing about Kim Kardashian. You.

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  1. God is Black

    This is absolutely a redundant issue! One word; TORRENTS!

  2. Richard McBeef

    Piss scene or GTFO

    • Niecy

      Thank you!!!! I thought I was the only one who didn’t see this happen.

    • kimmykimkim

      That’s what I’m saying! My girlfriend watches this damn show and she won’t believe me that this bitch has been pissed on and therefore is a filthy fucking whore. She says “where’d ya hear that? The Superficial?” I was about to tell her that the superficial is a reputable news site, but she’s evil so she would know that I was lying. So I just decided to get stoned instead.

      • Satan

        Just show her the video.

      • Richard McBeef

        Sure she wouldn’t take piss on the face now, but back then she was just a dumb 19 year old slut with some boyfriend she probably believed was semi-famous and gave a shit about her. If he was into pissing on chicks (hint: all rappers are) then she got pissed on.

      • chmod

        It was 2006 so she wasnt 19. I haven’t seen the piss either. I’ve seen some of it, but not all, of course. The plot is terrible and not enough Kim and too much crooked dick. She does look hot in it though. I’d like to see her being pissed on. Plus, she swallows.

      • Nadeem

        OMG I hate these two! I’m grossed out ucaebse I think they are fucking foreal. is a fake ass bitch who will never have a successfull album and Brandy is a HAS BEEN. Yeah I said it HAS BEEN! haha If you are on DWTS you are a has been or wanna be. Funny how he said hell no to dating . He don’t even have that option. hahahaha She wouldn’t piss on him. wishes he had ‘s money!

  3. compound9

    Okay isnt that what made her famous?
    that means anyone who wants to see it has. And since they probably got it through torrents or some other means they didn’t pay for it. The video has no value.

  4. Help

    The video has no value, I think someone made gifs of the entire thing already. That being said, if she is trying to sweep it under the rug, good for her.

  5. kirby

    everyone and their mother has seen this video! I think it’s required reading in middle school now!!! What’s to sell? What’s to buy? No one can stand this idiot nor the guy she bangs in the video!

    • Cock Dr

      I haven’t seen it, and the only way I will is if it’s free and shoved under my internet nose on a rainy weekend.

  6. it had to be said

    It’s already on pornhub, but no pissing. Kim, blowjobs don’t need hands. Ever.

  7. Deacon Jones

    If I ignored her face, I’d think these were pics of Janice Dickinson + boob job.

  8. Buddy the Elf

    She looks nastier than ever in these photos – I think Michael Jackson had more human parts in his face at the time of death than KK does currently.

  9. Drew

    The only reason I’ve even heard of PornHub is because wtuber links me there sometimes.

    Oh wait, what’s this topic about again?

  10. actually before this article i just heard of pornhub.

    • kimmykimkim

      This is the first time I’ve ever heard of pornhub but, then again I’m a woman so I mostly masturbate to the shoe section in the Nordstrom’s catalog. Or to anything that sparkles.

    • Vijay

      ain’t nothing but a skank ass ho who ercewsd for the whole world to see. And she put it out there. Brandy is awesome as ever and is an extraordinary talent who will NEVER be a has been. She’s too young for that now. And obviously has his skills. You need to go find that skank Kardashian chick and be her BFF and leave these two alone. They’re good.

  11. anonymoose

    ooh, look at the vain midget walking to a car!

  12. Ned the wine-o

    Kimmie K., America’s favourite brand of urinal cake. Look for it wherever you buy Ripple and MadDog 20/20.

  13. anonymoose

    the aggressive videos on this site have got to go.
    or else i will….
    seriously, advertisers, annoying the fvck out of us will NOT make us buy your products.

  14. Hannes

    I’m not sure if the part about the Pterodactyl was a joke or not, but there IS a video like that out there and it’s glorious (read: hilarious).

    • Rule 34. Also, not a joke; it’s three pterodactyls gangbanging a chick, if my filthy, perverted memory serves me.

      • Colin

        Your memory was correct. When I read this, I didn’t process any of the stuff about Kite Carbinaw or whoever. All I thought was “that’s not what happened in the pterodactyl porn!”

  15. Urbanspaceman

    This is nothing new. Bette Midler and her husband did the same thing after they were married. And when Juan Peron married the sainted “Evita” he sent his goons all over Argentina confiscating copies of the porn films she made in her younger days. “He who controls the past controls the future”.

    • AmaaiRaani

      that she had made a sex tape years ago now she is really flneieg ashamed embarrassed about the whole thing but to me i think she is ok i don’t call a skank are any thing like ever body else is doing i have never ever saw a sex tape that she has made any way’s but i like her other 2 sisters i think in my own opinion that they are hot Odin~~~>

  16. All this proves:This woman has deep physiology problems.What would who has respect for herself.Permit a man to urniate on her.By all means Give the public the sex tape of Kim Kardasian..to show the people how low a woman will take herself when she has no self-worth.Everything about her marriage screams FRAUD.Wonder how much Kris Jenner paid the husband.He is nothing but a pansy.Just to made Kim look good.

    • CranAppleSnapple

      Sounds like the dude had the physiology problems if he’s peeing on everyone. Get a cork.

  17. Sheppy

    “I once saw a dude bang a Pterodactyl on there.”
    GW?

  18. Judge Ito

    I’ll allow it in my court, but your pushing it with these crappy porn videos, come back when you have a drunk midget shaving her ass.

  19. Grange Gorman

    Kim is a clone cooked up in some test-tube deep in the bowels of Silicon Valley. How many years are we supposed to watch these hydroponic meat puppets? Where are the REAL women? Right here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUI3Xr1HOnY

  20. Indiana Bones

    It belongs in a museum!!

  21. Tootles

    This useless fucking cunt walks around like she’ some high and mighty prim and proper princess, like the whole world hasn’t seen her taking a dick in her mouth and hairy ass. No amount of jewels or money is going to change the fact that she’s a filthy ugly camel faced whore. fuck this lardassian clan and that plastic faced cunt of a mother.

    • krh

      I’d like to see how ugly you are…nice way to talk about a woman…get a life.

      • Melissa M

        Thank you! (still wish she’d go away though)

      • MuhammadNmahfudz

        A lovely lady, and a great job you did here. Faith, thakns for coming by my blog and leaving your comment. I’m glad that quote spoke to you, as I think most of us artists can use the reminder. And your dad was right, our lives are enhanced by our art Have a beautiful Friday!

      • Maria

        You know what most men have the ho in them. And Brandy had a album in 2008 and it was a great album. I’m not really into ‘s music. But, he’s had uamlbs since ’99. had uamlbs and music before K. Brandy is a legend already for me because of her outstanding accomplishments and she will continue to be. She has made real contributions to society. Not just being a whore in a . That’s all I’m saying. You really don’t have a leg to stand on. You’re grasping at straws.

  22. Kisses4Katie

    Hey Fish, you should send GW over at Geekologie that pterodactyl porn link ;)

  23. Venom

    This is such is fucking joke on Vivid’s part to drum up sales of this video.
    I don’t anyone offered $30 million or $5 million much less $5 for this tape.
    It is available for free everywhere.
    Plus, no one wants to jerk off to this fat skank anymore. They are waiting for her little sisters to reach age.
    And what happened to Taylor Momsen, I thought when she turned 18 we were going to get all sorts of nasty sex tapes and stuff? We were robbed.

  24. Maybe if Lindsay put her hand in front of KK, she’d disappear. Maybe it only works on other people. It’s worth a try!

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  26. Kim Kardashian Sex Tape
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    If only the Khardasians had contributed all of the money they spent fixing KK up towards the national debt. There’d have been no need to go to the chinese with hat in hand.

  27. fagatronic

    I always see people bring up this ho being pissed on but it ain’t in the sex tape. At least the one Vivid released..which is shitty, full of dubbed audio, and looped scenes. However, there’s no pissing scene. So where are the missing tapes?!

  28. As an aside, that’s a really absorbent-looking dress.

  29. forrest gump

    well, SHE TRIES TO PICK UP THE JOB OF MINISTER, folks!!

  30. Floyd Jackson

    Imagine being married to this piss – whore . Imagine knowing that most males in the world have seen Ray – J defecate on her .
    It just makes the heart beat a little faster …

  31. What a retard

    It doesn’t matter if the tape is taken off the market; everyone on planet earth knows she’s a human toilet seat whore. Just like it doesn’t matter how hard she tries to pretend she’s a “classy beautiful woman”; everyone’s seen her suck on some black dudes schlong & then get pissed on. No matter what she does, she’s always going to be nothing more than a pile of shit; polish her up all you want, and all you’ll have is a polished pile of shit…

  32. Tristyn

    Kimmie kakes , you my dear are a glorified port a potty……

  33. Kim

    So, it only makes sense they’d want to destroy any evidence to the

    ITS SINCE not sense. She’s got her stupid shit, I don’t even like her. But your stupid to. Talk the same trash, but atleast edit your shit, because your justs as stupid making money off of her dirt. You say she didn’t earn it truly, maybe not. But is making money by writing dirt about her, just the same. Hypocrite

  34. Emanuelle

    To superficial writter:You are so funny;) greets from the Netherlands.

  35. jodi

    This b*tch is just gross shes fake and BTW she sucks in her sex tape. Someone needs to slap her back to earth and tell her b*tch your ass is fake and so is your whole body

  36. sal

    Yeah shes a fake, plastic woman whose only claim to fame is her lame sex tape, but I’d still tap her. What she needs to do is release a new and improved sex tape maybe with her husband.

    • Raju

      shes gross and covered in ceilulte, hes a fake man tool, they actually are perfect for each other, to modern souless idoits who given all the weath n money do nothing with it for anybody when nobody isnt looking, modern souless talentless dreamers.

  37. hank hill

    whoah whoah whoah wait a minute, she gets peed on?! WTF i know shes had that tape out forever but damn…

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    marc
    Commented on this photo:

    fat-ass dwarf bit… she’s a whor… and likes to pretend she’s an innocent sweet girl. thanks to the idiots that watch her stupid tv show she is what she is.

  39. EDDIE

    Kardashian wore white at the wedding ? Also, her face looks like a horse.

    • Diego

      This is a negative rievew on a product that u didn’t use properly. However, I used it properly and, yes I thought I was going to DIE!!!!!!! lol. I had the puky feeling but haven’t yet, and crapping like a mothereffer is what it does. ahahaahahha, not fun but I feel that one thing this product gives is the energy too workout like a crackhead lol

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  43. george

    Kim fucked with her bf and then married other guy.It too bad

  44. george

    guys but you should see kims sex tape its amazing….best expressions………

  45. brianguy

    not remotely interested in seeing this chick in a bikini let alone naked. look at those arms in the large photo on the upper left. gross… now extrapolate that into the amount of cellulite covering the back of her legs and big fat a**. barf o rama.

  46. Kim Kardashian Sex Tape
    stillandre
    Commented on this photo:

    Another 1,000 kids died just now, from starvation, abuses, burth defects, etc… ooops there goes another thousand, but let’s worry about Kim…

  47. jay

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    spartacus
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