Kim Kardashian’s Breasts Made A Book About Her Breasts

I’ve made my feelings known on Kim Kardashian’s breasts before, and it’s that they’re huge and awesome despite being attached to a vapid ass-mountain of self-absorption. So on that exact note, here’s the cover to Kim’s new selfie book (Yup, you read that.) “Selfish” which is naturally a close-up shot of her giant tits. And if she thinks that’s going to trick me into buying a copy, she’s fucking out of her mind because I’m buying all of them. – *sells Photo Boy into sexual slavery, mortgages parent’s house even though they’re still alive* – Would I be doing this if I had sex with a woman? You know what? Don’t answer that. Don’t tell me. I don’t want to know.

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