Kim Kardashian Robbery Was Probably Inside Job (No Shit)

So let’s not pretend this isn’t consuming my life right now.

According to Page Six, French police believe Kim Kardashian’s alleged robbery – And I say alleged because we all realize who we’re talking about, right? I feel like that’s gotten lost here. – was the result of an inside job, which I’m sure is a complete shock to everybody.

“French police suspect that the five alleged robbers had some contact with her security and were tipped off about her procedures,” says the source. “They knew there was no security [with her inside her apartment that night]. All they had to do was go in, make contact with someone inside the hotel. They have issues with story of more than one worker at the hotel. They are also talking to bodyguards who worked with her earlier in the week.”
According to the source, one or more of the armed robbers could have been a bodyguard who had protected her before in Paris. Her current bodyguard, Pascal Douvier, who was protecting her sisters Kourtney and Kendall at the time, has been questioned but is not under suspicion.
They also believe that the concierge who was tied up may have been to throw people off. “They did some things that were so unprofessional it seemed like a show,” says the insider.

In the meantime, Kim is already milking things by telling TMZ she feared she was going to be raped, which if her story is true, okay, maybe. However, an asshole might say it sets a nice little outrage trap should anyone start saying the words, oh I dunno, insurance scam. But, again, only an asshole would do that. *cough*insurancescam*cough*

On that note, almost everyone from the police to security experts are saying Kim’s Instagram posts made her a target (specifically the one below), which on the surface sounds like victim-blaming, so I’m going to avoid that hornet’s nest and focus on her titties. It seems like the polite thing to do.

They big!

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A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on

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