Kim Kardashian Responds To Jon Hamm Calling Her A ‘F-cking Idiot’

March 13th, 2012 // 123 Comments
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Jon Hamm is a college graduate from a modest background who worked his way up from teaching eighth grade acting to taking whatever gigs he could get, including setting scenery for porn, and literally clawed his way to becoming one of the most respected actors in Hollywood by landing a role on Mad Men after years of humbly playing bit parts on CBS and Lifetime dramas. So keeping that in mind, he made the recent observation in an interview with Elle UK:

“Whether it’s Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated. Being a fucking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you’re rewarded significantly.”

Anyone have a tissue or an old T-shirt handy?

On the opposite side of that coin, you have Kim Kardashian, the byproduct of a famous lawyer ejaculating into a soulless, adulterous bag of whore that would later go on to encourage her vaginal slough to “leak” a sex tape so their whole family could go on reality TV. This vaginal slough would not only pretend she didn’t just make $5 million from this “leak,” she’d also get divorced after 72 days of marriage and actually expected people to believe it wasn’t a scam for an $18 million payday. So guess who’s decided to lecture who?

just heard about the comment Jon Hamm made about me in an interview. I respect Jon and I am a firm believer that everyone is entitled to their own opinion and that not everyone takes the same path in life. We’re all working hard and we all have to respect one another. Calling someone who runs their own businesses, is a part of a successful TV show, produces, writes, designs, and creates, “stupid,” is in my opinion careless

Here’s the deal. In five years, Kim Kardashian’s “looks” will fade and her ass will become a deflated beanbag chair that she’ll thank God for every step she takes that doesn’t get tangled in it causing her fake plastic face to bust open on the ground where she’ll die alone because no one remembers who or why she even exists. During that time, Jon Hamm will only get older and become a revered, Sean Connery/George Clooney-esque acting powerhouse and, no, I’m not hard right now. That’s just a shadow on my pants. A strong, powerful yet supple to the touch shadow. Don? Ladies?

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  1. terry

    John is right. Kardashian and Hilton are pure fucking trash. They are has beens in training.

  2. Richard McBeef

    slough is pronounced like slew and it’s a swampy wetland.

    that’s your vocab word of the day.

    • McBeef, did you scroll further down the page when you looked that up on to read the secondary definition? It is difficult, but one must ascertain the intent of the writer in order to use the noun properly.

      It is also pronounced “sluff” and means to shed or discard.

      slough2    [sluhf]
      the outer layer of the skin of a snake, which is cast off periodically.
      Pathology . a mass or layer of dead tissue separated from the surrounding or underlying tissue.
      anything that is shed or cast off.
      Cards . a discard.

    • hmna

      Since we’re talking about KK, both definitions probably fit.

    • cc

      You must have grown up in the prairies…only prairie boys know that.

  3. smoke

    What has Kim Kardashian ever created besides a breeding area for antibiotic resistant STDs?

  4. Henny Youngman

    What a ham!

  5. Kim Kardashian Blonde Wig Marilyn Monroe
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m all itchy in my down-below! Where’s my damn assistant with today’s Vagisil tube?”

  6. who cares

    Well, she just proved him right! lol

  7. Hey, I’ll have you know it takes plenty of acting chops and “hard work” not to look totaly grossed out when someone empties their bladder all over you when the camera’s on. Let Daniel Craig and Jon Hamm try it sometime and we’ll see who the REAL hardworking and creative actors are!

  8. Kim really personifies the old adage; Born on 3rd base and thinks she hit a triple.

    • Uh, not really. That adage applies to scions fortunate enough to be born into wealth and privilege, who inherit an exalted position they’ve done nothing to earn, yet act as though they have it due to their own achievements. The only “third base” this grasping slut and her family are familiar with is her being fingered in a sex tape.

    • Her father was the son of Armenian immigrants who got a law degree from UCSD – which ain’t exactly a bastion of old money. And if it hadn’t been for his carrying OJ Simpson’s garment bag around no one would know who the fuck he was, let alone have any knowledge of his kids. Your concept of “wealth, privilege and fame” clearly differ from mine since very few people I know named Dupont, Getty or HiILTON feel the need to act as a gopher for has-been sports heroes turned bad actors. Kardashian wasn’t even a practicing attorney when Simpson was charged. The rest of the family got rich and famous after his death. He didn’t take a $5M payoff deal for being peed on, she did.

      • Wow! I’m talking shit about a vapid chubby whore. Relax. I didn’t realize she was the subject of your unreleased documentary. You clearly know a great deal more about her than I do. You win the internet.

      • west

        I’d like to thank you for pointing this out. People are so stupid or misinformed.The whole Kardashian phenomenon was hatched by Pimpmomma ,Gaycrest, and Harvey Levin as a way to scam young girls. Skunkhead couldn’t find the courthouse.Hell,Nicole,Oj,and skunk didn’t even like the pimpmomma according to several books.

    • At least we agree that she’s a vapid chubby whore. Unfortunately, when you live in LA there no way to escape knowing about the Kuntrashians.

    • Shut it, take your own cowardly advice and get back to cleaning the fry vat. Disagreeing with someone’s take on things and saying why that is isn’t “bashing” anyone.

      • for real

        justifiable every time you get angry and pound on the keyboard your pussy forever becomes drier and drier.

    • Gee, funny how I never heard word one from you Proud Conservative Warriors on the appropriate thread – which was what, about a week ago? So what took you fuckwits the longest – moving the rock you live under, or thinking up a vagina insult?

      Looking forward to hearing the resuts sometime next month on an completely unrelated post.

      • Uncle Phil – no shit. I stopped going to my favorite hang when she started showing up there for takeout and not-so-casual photo ops. Funny how she aways managed to have a shopping bag from her own boutique, with the name displayed, on her arm every time she came in.

  9. EricLr

    Kim Kardashian is the human equivalent of cheap applause. Just as any comedian can get cheap applause by simply saying “How about that local sports team, huh!!!”, any good-looking female can get attention by being a public whore. But a *real* talent gets attention that’s actually DESERVED and EARNED, two words not in a Kardashian’s vocabulary.

  10. Dude of Dudes

    “And right here, between these hands, is the total sum of my talent”

  11. Frank Burns

    “And don’t forget that I made millions from a phony wedding. It takes brains to swindle your fans and exploit a religious ceremony for profit, I tell you what! Let’s see you try that, Hamm guy, you don’t even have a big enough ass for it.”

  12. Cock Dr

    I would much rather look at Jon than this fake famewhore bovine.
    Jon strains his pants seams in a far more interesting manner.

  13. High Brow

    One pig slinging mud at another.

  14. Kim Kardashian Blonde Wig Marilyn Monroe
    The Most Interesting
    Commented on this photo:

    The derp is strong with this one.

  15. Kim Kardashian Blonde Wig Marilyn Monroe
    Commented on this photo:

    That must be the fanciest place to buy coloring books ever.

  16. If Kim had an original thought, it would likely be using breaking out a bucket to catch the piss so her hair doesn’t get ruined…

  17. Kim Kardashian Blonde Wig Marilyn Monroe
    Commented on this photo:

    I didn’t even know she could read. The more you know.

  18. Kim Kardashian Blonde Wig Marilyn Monroe
    Commented on this photo:

    She seems to be having a lot of trouble wrangling her labia in these pics.

  19. Freebie48

    Shes not stupid, she just doesn’t care what people think of her or her family as long as she is making $. We’re the ones who are stupid – the ones who read about her, purchase her crap, watch her tv shows and comment about her. We keep her in the public eye even while deriding her.

    • Capitalist Pancake

      I don’t purchase her crap or watch her show. I only read about her on this site, who it’s safe to say probably aren’t getting a cut of the K family cash (unlike E!).

      • Marion Barry

        Not true, guess you missed the memo someone posted here about a week ago. Turns out the same people that run the Kardashian’s offical fan sites, Buzz Media, also run The Superficial (along with a few other gossip sites). So, yeah…Fish is getting some of that ‘K Kash’ by pushing this anal pee whore at us.

    • Clarence Beeks

      Her mother is the evil genius behind the K “empire”. Not that moron who went ahead and fucked up her already beautiful face.

      • Jillia

        “Not true, guess you missed the memo someone posted here about a week ago.”

        Wow. Welcome to the party. You’re a little late though. That’s been known for a few years now.

    • LadyFrank

      I have never watched any of their god awful shows & I have certainly never bought any of their products. I read the articles & comments so I know the world isn’t occupied by retarded morons buying in to this family’s crap!

  20. If we’re going to start treating porn sluts like real people and put them on television, can’t we trade Kim for Amiee Donovan at least?

  21. Gilmore Girl

    His comments are “careless”? Not really sure about her word choice there. How is it careless? She is so unoriginal she can’t even come up with her own defense. The “careless” argument has been used in the past from other people, but it just doesn’t apply to this situation.
    And Kim….you don’t do any of the things you claim. “Produces, writes, designs and creates”. Really? You hire people to do this for you, then stick your name on it. You are just a face.

  22. stacy

    Every time a Kartrashian speaks they prove him right.

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  24. Jack Ketch

    Brillian post, Fish, brilliant !!

  25. El Jefe

    John Hamm should punch her in the face, kick her in the ribs and then pee on her. Actually her should have the Ice Queen January Jones punch her in the face and kick her in the ribs and then he pee on both of them.

  26. pretty scary

    are we expected to be dumb enough to believe she typed that herself?

    • bbiowa

      +1. Though this means that there’s a literate minion somewhere that is forced to “think like Kim would if she had a brain instead of a urine sample.” That world is too cruel to be imagined.

  27. Kim Kardashian Blonde Wig Marilyn Monroe
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  28. He can’t get much more perfect

  29. Capitalist Pancake

    …If by ‘work’, you mean shopping and having walking around with a crew filming scripted dramas of you and your family 24/7, and shilling for whatever crappy brand is insane enough to have you as a spokesperson. Sure you’re making money hand over fist, but I think it’s pretty much unanimous that the only people who think you’re ‘working hard’ are you, your family, and Ryan Seacrest.

  30. Kim Kardashian Blonde Wig Marilyn Monroe
    Commented on this photo:

    Great. The wind now has herpes.

  31. Johnny P!

    What I don’t get is this:
    1) Who watches these fucking shows in the first place? The KKK (Kardashian Kunt Klan) wouldn’t exist without a viewer base. All the advertisers would pull out. No Advertisers? No show.
    2) Most celeb/gossip sites claim to hate the K-Klan (The Superficial included), yet leap at any opportunity to post whatever they can find (from red carpet events to quotes from interviews to just being photographed walking down the street).
    It doesn’t matter if these pics are accompanied by negative comments, the very fact that the pics got posted in the first place gives the Kims and Paris’ etc. relevance. “There’s no such thing as bad publicity”, as they say.
    I, for one, would be happy to never see any Kardashian grace the “pages” of The Superficial from this day forth.

    • Schmidtler

      how about an exception for the morgue or accident scene photos? I’d be ok with that.

    • Hey, JohnnyP!, here’s something that may enlighten you: Yesterday there was a story in the Superficial about Miley Cyrus, some revealing clothing, and her budding cleavage. It drew 43 comments.

      Today we have this story about Kim Kardashian and at this point, it has accumulated 88 comments.

      Give you a hint as to why K.K. shows up on so many blogs and tabloids?

  32. Kim Kardashian Blonde Wig Marilyn Monroe
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that Lindsay Lohan? Fuck what is it about big ugly lips, too much make up and cheap wigs.

    You don’t look like a member of the Swedish bikini team, you don’t look Swedish and you can’t wear a bikini without hours of photoshop help.

  33. Ganja Din

    Nice post, Mr. Fish. I particularly enjoyed the phrase “soulless, adulterous bag of whore.” Pat yourself on the back (or someplace easier to reach).

  34. YoMamma

    Despite all the run-on sentences and lack of punctuation, she really got me at “working hard.” That’s fucking hilarious. Bravo KK. Bravo.

  35. Confusus

    Jon Hamm left out the part about stupid people who get famous for letting men piss on them.

  36. Anon

    Kim K and Paris H aren’t celebrated because of their stupidity. They are celebrated because of their tits and ass.

    Ever notice whenver Kim isn’t on the cover of some magazine at your grocer’s aisle, she starts busting out the bikini pics on twitter. Next day she’s back to being on the cover of something.

    Tits and ass to Kim is like the Fed being able to print more money.

    • YoMamma

      While your point is valid, don’t give Paris any credit – she has neither tits nor ass – only herpes.

  37. j/k

    “In five years, Kim Kardashian’s “looks” will fade”

    I hope you’re wrong. I’m dreaming of her slowly slipping down over the course of the next 10-15 years as she keeps resorting to more and more ridiculous stunts and plastic surgery.

  38. Curtis

    Let’s not forget that she got famous for sucking a dick. And while she claims she was not in favor of releasing the video, they still need her permission to sell it and she made millions off the deal. And in the video, she wasn’t the most famous person, Ray J was the famous one. She just caught his load and fame

    • Pevey

      She got famous for having a father who got OJ Simpson free for murding his wife. Curtis, how do you not know about OJ Simpson killing his wife? White Bronco? If the glove doesn’t fit you must aquit? None of this rings a bell? Do you know what football is?

      • CranAppleSnapple

        Wrong, Pevey. It was in fact the dick, the piss, the other dick and Paris Hilton. Her daddy is a mere co-incidink.

  39. Wealth Watchers Int.

    You can put a wig on a pig, but it will still be a pig in a wig.

  40. Kim Kardashian Blonde Wig Marilyn Monroe
    Mrs. Salt
    Commented on this photo:

    Hiking your skirt up to your neck does not help sagging breasts.

  41. cc

    Jon Hamm looks a lot like me.

    • What are you doing later ? ;-)

    • Thais

      well @elenaevgenjevan thats true, but theres nnhitog wrong with making money. we all work for it, she just found a way to make more. if i could shoo i would be doing the same thing. so would eveyone els, and if they say no! its a lie. lol everyone know a lil extra is always better.

  42. calling her a fucking idiot offends actual fucking idiots.

  43. Elf

    At least Kim Kardashian isn’t taking shit from anyone…

  44. I’d say her ability to spin piss into gold is a pretty magical ability.

  45. Got Tide?

    Kim may have been CDC certified to be a class 3 biohazard to our planet but she did make a lot of money off nothing. I’m not defending her as a person but turning pure shit into money is a talent.

  46. Kim Kardashian Blonde Wig Marilyn Monroe
    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    Updated Shakespeare: “The first thing we do, let’s kill all the fame-whores.”
    Henry The Sixth, Part 2 Act 4, scene 2,

  47. He taught 8th grade acting? He has the patience of a saint. Team Jon Hamm all the way.

  48. dontkillthemessenger

    I don’t give 2 shits about Kim Kardashian, but who the fuck was Jon Hamm before he was hired by AMC to star in a wonderfully written show? He was nobody.

    The people who write the show Jon Hamm stars in are the real talents. There are 7,000 Jon Hamms in Hollywood alone. He has a mighty high opinion of himself.

    • sobrietyisacrutch

      A wonderfully written show in which a wonderfully, highly talented actor is cast as the lead role. Same goes for AMC’s other brilliant show “Breaking Bad”, starring a guy who played a dentist on “Seinfeld” and the hapless dad on “Malcolm in the Middle”.
      Nope. There aren’t 7,000 actors like that.
      However, there is only one AMC

  49. Kim Kardashian Blonde Wig Marilyn Monroe
    Commented on this photo:

    That was a fart

  50. lolwut

    Ah, man, you people have NO respect for how hard Kimmy K has worked to make it in this town! Who among you would be willing to let a no-name rapper piss on you for a shot at fame? Who? Yeah, nobody…that’s what I thought. Show some respect!

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