Kim Kardashian Really Wants You to Know She Has Breasts

January 14th, 2011 // 92 Comments

Kim Kardashian posted a picture of herself in a bikini to Twitter yesterday (above) only to spend the rest of the day hiding her face from the paparazzi as if she doesn’t want people to look at her. To put things in perspective, this would be like Kim Kardashian posing in her bikini on Twitter, and then acting as if she doesn’t want people to look at her. It honestly doesn’t get any clearer than that without speaking in simple sentences which I’m about to do now: Mustache lady wants attention.

NOTE: Bumped this to the top because I refuse to write about another pregnant celebrity.

Photos: Flynet

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  1. Kim Kardashian
    rogerdoger
    Commented on this photo:

    looks nothing like the person in the first photo – looks classy by comparison – very nice

  2. Doesn’t she know the cast of Vampire Diaries is full?

  3. Jackie

    When you fuck it, it squeeks like a bag of balloons.

  4. Drew

    Is that really her? Or is it one of those wax models that seems to be the new fad with self absorbed celebrities? I seriously can’t tell. She looks so fake and soulless, it’s disgusting.

    • Alex

      Soulless I like that word. That’s exactly what she looks like. She looks like a girl whose personality you could predict from a mile away.

  5. Kim Kardashian
    Barf
    Commented on this photo:

    What is she “famous” for again?

  6. ERic

    Her favorite line is “You’re in for a treat”.

    (say it fast)

  7. Randall Burns

    When breasts are really t he only talent you have, what else would you expect from a slut?

  8. Kim Kardashian
    hello
    Commented on this photo:

    looks 1000x better w/out makeup

  9. See Alice

    Yuck She is disgusting ..

  10. Fool

    The most realistic real doll to date, eerily good.

  11. J.P.

    Ha! You called Alicia Silverstone a “celebrity.” Best joke of the week.

  12. hello

    god what a tramp

  13. hello

    gussyed up ho

    wannabe

  14. heidi

    did u see her nails??
    freakazoid!

  15. Kim Kardashian
    maria
    Commented on this photo:

    if my 32-triple D’s could look half as perky as her chest balloons with that little support, I’d show it off, too. I speak from experience: it is just not possible that one cell of her tits is made from organic material.

    • K-mos

      Seriously if your boobs are real, they don’t look like cantaloupes taped to your chest when you only have dental floss holding them up.

  16. Sandy

    Oh, I thought this was Bombshell McGee post Sheen.

  17. Kim Kardashian
    Jess
    Commented on this photo:

    Her makeup is horrific.

  18. Kim Kardashian
    social care
    Commented on this photo:

    still dont know why she is breaking the news again.
    there are lots of more pornstars who are much more beautiful and tight than this fagot lookin chubby.
    without a make up,she can only serve as a maid.
    also she is not enough genuis to get rich, but people are dumper than we’ve ever thought.some can bone anything that breaths…

  19. Mama Pinkus

    turning 30 is hitting this vapid fame whore like a brick to the face

  20. Jamie Lynn's Uterus

    Is this piss whore still claiming to by shy? Will she ever just put on clothes and shut up and go away? Ever time I pass by the E! channel, that whole disgusting family is on, all the time. Ick. I removed it from my remote.

  21. TetterkeT

    Okay, so now what?

  22. Mitch

    I would like to piss all over her face and leave her with a hot carl.

  23. Jenniet2002

    she’s a beautiful woman no doubt, but it seems so vain to always post pictures like this on twitter. this is not uncommon from her to put pictures like this in varying outfits on twitter. yes we know she has nice figure, yes we know she makes tons of money, but get over yourself now and again.

  24. Kim Kardashian
    Rabbit
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn! She looks like a Tranny!

  25. anonym

    her 15 minutes are running out.

    This bitch has no skills.

    but i’d penetrate that wet vagina in a heartbeat, then leave her on the doorstep.

  26. DM

    Pretty, but that much makeup she look like a tranny train wreck.

  27. Kim Kardashian
    DM
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah she does look great without makeup, too bad she has a complex where she cant be see without it bc she thinks she’s “ugly”

  28. Cam R

    I don’t understand what the fuss is all about. So RuPaul finally got breast implants. He still looks better than half the pseudo-celebs out there. Gotta say though, he’s gotten REALLY good at hiding the penis. Amazing. Well done.

  29. doodles

    Kim looks like a prostitute that caters specifically to clowns! Has she no shame?!

    Superfish, I’m sure you could find some TALENTED and big breasted women to post about! Why do you waste precious daily postings with the likes of this fake, vapid blow up doll? Whhhhhhy? Whhhhhy? *smashes rock against head*

  30. Jesus

    Wow, Amanda Lepore looks great as a brunette!

  31. the EPA

    Pathetic, disgusting, dune coon.

  32. Rico

    I think this is a prank. That looks like her wax figure not a real person.

  33. looks like this will be a running up for best of 20011.

  34. Alexandra

    She looks so much better without the makeup. I can’t believe she pays people to make her look uglier and older, lol

  35. Kim Kardashian
    BangBang
    Commented on this photo:

    Well she’s hiding because she doesn’t have make up on.
    All celebrities would’ve done the same thing.
    O.M.G CAMERA!!!! I DON’T HAVE MAKE UP ON!!! DUCT AND COVER !!!!

  36. shilla

    fake boobs, famewhore.

  37. Kim Kardashian
    itsnotimportant
    Commented on this photo:

    bitch has one fat ass. there. i’ve said it. so sue me.

    • WrathUponUs

      So your into girls who starve themselves who are a rack of bones.Real women have curves,Kim is a real woman.

  38. Brooke

    I see Kim is still suffering from “puffy lips”. Darn that influenza! Darn it to hell!

  39. Kim Kardashian
    Angel
    Commented on this photo:

    I was about to say the same thing—-total tranny!!

  40. Kim Kardashian
    Kevin koech
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow!wat a sexy lady

  41. Kim Kardashian
    Jill Ess
    Commented on this photo:

    “I DON’T LIKE WHEN PEOPLE LOOK AT ME!”

  42. Ringooo is Germish

    As always … Cover the freakin’ clown-face and f*** the base!

  43. Mitch

    I’d piss on her face and leave a hot carl on her chest.

  44. Just another Superfish Loser

    Looks to me like she went a little crazy with the Photoshop paintbrush.

  45. Nero

    Are those two balls in front supposed to be buttocks or boobs? Oh wait, i think i can tell.

  46. bimbamboing

    I’ve heard that her sister Kourtney left hometown and went all the way south (seaside) to live there together with her kid….. Yep, that’s quite true.

  47. Gando

    What a big mess that Kardashian family is. And they still want to keep it secret, making up stories.

  48. Kim Kardashian
    J
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is she so important again? Oh wait, she’s not.

    What does she do for a living again? Oh wait, nothing.

    Why do we pay so much attention to her again? Oh wait, no reason, really.

  49. What a stupid retard

    What a pig. She’ll do anything to get noticed, including taking it up the ass & getting pissed in the face in a homemade porn film.

    • Daphne

      And being a hot carl freak to the point that she did a Carl’s Jr. ad that no doubt made all the pro athletes who hot carled her crack up. A pig indeed, and she knows it, it’s why she gravitates toward mud.

  50. Kim Kardashian
    Jovy
    Commented on this photo:

    I think she looks so much better without makeup

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