Kim Kardashian’s Diet Pills Don’t Really Work? GTFO

February 22nd, 2012 // 35 Comments
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Shocking news this morning: Something Kim Kardashian is involved with is completely full of shit and nothing but a massive cash grab regardless of the consequences. Although in a surprise twist, nobody got pissed on in a sex tape at her mother’s command. I almost didn’t believe it myself. Page Six reports:

Partner Scott A. Bursor told us, “My firm has been retained by an individual that purchased QuickTrim, and we are investigating the matter. We have provided written notice of our client’s claims to the company and others involved in marketing QuickTrim,” and his firm is reaching out to other QuickTrim users. Bursor & Fisher has won or settled cases against firms peddling products including hair loss remedy Avacor and diet supplement Xenadrine.
In January 2010, Kim said she used QuickTrim to shed 15 pounds in weeks. Last year she tweeted that she was using it to get in shape for her wedding, and Khloe also claimed she lost 15 pounds.
Adriane Fugh-Berman, a physician at Georgetown University Medical Center, warned in 2010 that QuickTrim contains large amounts of caffeine. She said, “They’re not saying how much caffeine is in these pills. Too much caffeine can make you jittery and increase your blood pressure and pulse. If you pop a couple of these pills with your Starbucks . . . you could get caffeine poisoning, which can cause heart arrhythmias.”

In related news, I’ve filed a class action lawsuit against anyone stupid enough to believe anything a Kardashian tells them because they’re clearly sharting up the gene pool for the rest of us non-button-swallowers. But enough of my quest for trust and justice, after the jump is Khloe and Kim’s QuickTrim commercial which I’m 90% positive will just be recycled to shill Kris Jenner’s elderly lube.

“Do you feel sexy? Do you have the body you’ve always dreamed of? Of course not, you’re old. But squirt this in your dust hole and you’ll feel like my young supple daughter in this commercial as she waits for that man-beast thing to plunder her like a schoolgirl. ZESTRA – It wets what dries ya!”

Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily

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  1. NewGuy

    I would never get tired of repeatedly putting my penis in her ass.

  2. Cock Dr

    “squirt this into your dusthole”
    This heavy haunched money grubbing whore klan does seem to inspire some of the blogger’s best work.

  3. JC

    -10,000 points to anyone who bought diet pills pushed by Khloe. What next? The Official Lindsay Lohan Rehab Center? Chris Brown’s Tips for Anger Management at the Learning Annex?

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    Jon Hex
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    I didn’t know the paparazzi had a dress code but I’m not surprised it’s douchebag semi casual.

  5. karlito

    my questions is: who is so fucking stupid that they would buy “diet pills” from these fat asses. that’s like buying pills that make you grow taller and they’re being endorsed by Mini Me and sponsered by the “Little People of America”. a fool and her money are soon parted.

  6. drunk again

    I would still love to stick my penis into that black infested asshole.

  7. God is Black

    Of course the diet pills work, strychnine is used in all of them for added body mass lost!

  8. Clarence Beeks

    None of these fucking things work! Everyone has to stop looking for the magic pill. Shut your fucking mouth, so you eat less, and get off your fat ass and EXERCISE!

    And Kim is so fake, of course she represented something that was bullshit. She just wants the money.

  9. west

    Kris Jenner and Robert Kardashian were witnesses to the abuse Nicole suffered at the hands of OJ. They looked the other way because they benefitted from being friends with OJ not Nicole. Thats the kind of dirtbags they were. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

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    pretty vacant
    Commented on this photo:

    has no idea rick santorum was a kim kardashian fan.
    but then when u think about it, santorum + kim kardashian kinda goes together perfectly.

  11. xpopsx

    im starting a diet fortune cookie company when you crack one open the wisdom inside will help you lose weight for example one might say “stop eating so much food and exercise and weight loss looks bright in your future you fat-ass”
    ill get a Jonas brother and Jessica Simpson to endorse it

  12. El Jefe

    You have to be one dumb motherfucker to think that any diet pills work, especially ones from the scam artist Armenians like the Kardashians.

    If I were the judge I would not give them shit.

    Caveat Emptor

  13. from: All your readers

    Fish, would you please do all your readers a favour and STOP POSTING ABOUT THIS PLASTIC PEE WHORE.
    Thanx

  14. QuickTrim is her weight-loss formula? I thought it was her high school nickname.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    MOO

  16. Minky Wail

    This is like having Vern Troyer be the spokesperson for Miracle Gro.

  17. Caveat emptor, bitches. Anyone retarded enough to buy ANYTHING pimped by this family of cashwhores richly deserves the inevitable consequences….

  18. Dream Pizza

    You know your ass is too big when even standing next to a 2.5 ton Rolls-Royce can’t make it look smaller.

  19. forrest

    as long as her brains are normally functioning, I REALLY DON’T GIVE A SH*T, folks!!

    you what they say? …………….THE BIGGER THE BETTER!!

  20. thelionwaits

    This completely restores my faith in the stupidity brought on by these media scumbags.
    Well done, human race.

  21. pookiewookie

    After seeing her HUGE ass, why would anyone half sane buy HER diet pills? LOL!

  22. Christopher

    They don’t make you lose weight, instead they just give you an undeserved sense of accomplishment, two failed marriages and a horrible sextape.

  23. BE

    What makes you more gullible?

    A. You believe Kim Kardashian lost weight?

    B. You believe that diet pills work?

    I’d say the KKlan has found their target demographic – dumber than a box of rocks…

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    Nic06
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    fat ass

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    onos
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    seriously no one commented on this one? was it just to easy?

  26. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Leather Pants
    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    MooooOOOOOOooooOOOOOooooOOOO

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