Every once in a while, the tabloid world likes to get lazy and pretend things that happen on reality shows are newsworthy events happening right before our very eyes. Which explains why you couldn’t look anywhere this morning without seeing a blaring headline about Kim Kardashian revealing she has psoriasis even though I just assume urine acted as a moisturizer. Who knew? Via Us Magazine:
“People don’t understand the pressure on me to look perfect,” Karashian, 30, said during the episode. “When I gain a pound, it’s in the headlines. Imagine what the tabloids would do to me if they saw all these spots?“
Luckily for Kardashian, her case is treatable — so long as she avoids anything that could stress her out.
I love how Kim Kardashian openly frets about the tabloids learning about her psoriasis while filming a television show somehow viewed by millions of people because we’re just begging Canada to politely storm in and colonize us. (Hint hint maple nudge.) Also, you know this happened:
KIM: Mommmm, people aren’t paying enough attention to my engagement.
KRIS: Quick, let’s find something we can exploit. Got any diseases?
KIM: I get those flaky patches on my skin sometimes.
KRIS: Psoriasis, of course! *snaps Mason’s neck open, drinks blood* Accept our offering, oh Lord Satan!
Photo: Getty, Splash News, WENN
Kim, get over yourself. No one cares. No one.
hundred bucks says it’s just rampant ringworm
My money is on it just being dried jizz.
urea and salts will leave behind a nice crystalline lattice after evaporation.
Ringworm is exactly what I thought when I saw it. Oh and she’s a whiny little brat, thats the other thing I thought.
She didn’t mention it before because it took until this season to learn how to pronounce it.
hmph you’d think she’d be stronger on words that begin with pee
Or sore
But its a silent P, dude@dude. She has no idea what to do with a silent P.
she needs to scrape some of that make-up off her face and cover up the scuz on the rest her body and BIG FAT ASS…
I’d lick her psoriasis.
You are all types of gross.
I have Psoriasis. “You can read minds?!?!”
I love when famewhores play victim.
Is psoriasis sexually transmitted? And you thought the lockouts and sickle cell were the worst thing black athletes had to deal with…
Oh yeah, it crawled out of her ass
Sorry Kim, your psoriasis does not trump Amy Winehouse’s death. GTF over yourself.
I have to say, she looks absolutely beautiful in that picture.
ur kidding right? she looks like a fuckin tangerine
with psoriasis
I hate her guts, but she looks gorgeous here. I can admit when people I don’t like look good.
I think there is a physically attractive woman underneath the war paint, the orange, the famewhoriness, and the regular whoriness. If she’d been raised in a regular family of humans, she might have had a chance.
JC, there is nothing but a shallow shell of a person there. Apparently you haven’t seen her without makeup; she looks like shit.
And it really doesn’t matter, she would be whore either way.
Amy Winehouse was another pig !!
Hey Kim, why the long face?
I hate myself for thinking she is hot. I really do.
You like orange, plastic blow-up dolls ?? lol
Sadly… yeah.
While she thought that it was Psoriasis, upon closer inspection it simply turned out to be dried jizz.
Even with all that pressure she is far from perfect.
Kim Krapdashian whining about the pressure of being her makes me want to rip off her head with my bare hands and piss down her neck. But she’d just enjoy it. Dammit!
Do it anyway.
Please be necrotizing fasciitis, please be necrotizing fasciitis, please be necrotizing fasciitis…
She says it’s psoriasis, but it’s probably herpes.
Can’t we have just ONE DAY with out the Kardashian nuts in the Media?????
Please…give the world a break from STUPID!!!HAHAHA
Isn’t this the chick from those Old Navy commercials?
AAAAHHHHH! GOOD ONE! LOFL!
I like how they are obsessed with the letter “K”. However, Psoriasis kan be misdiagnosed with ringworm, so I would advise Kim to just keep herself a bit kleaner than she has. Khronik ringworm kan and will put you into obskurity.
“Like” !!
Maybe she should try taking cum shots on her dry skin spots. I hear that helps heal “skank itch”.
Ah it all makes sense now, since urine is a known treatment for psoriasis (among other things). You’re so clever Kim.
This can’t be the only disease this attention seeking whore has gotten.
Remember how Britney Spears was the shit back then? I love Brit-Brit but look at her now. And look at Paris and Lohan and Aguilera currently. I just cant wait for Kim to just go away. This whole Armenian media invasion is lasting too long. How can one family terrorize a whole nation?
She and her whole damn family need to go back to Armeina, I’ll bet those “Goat Humpers” would love to try that BIG ASS !!
Wow, they made her wax figure look just like her…what do you mean that’s not a wax figure? Only one way to solve this, light it on fire. If it melts, it’s wax. If it screams and burns, not wax. Either way, problem solved.
What if we just stopped paying attention to her at all? The show, the tweets, the online posts…People, if we ignore it completely, it will all just go away.
I have a dream…
You better come up with something better for the lost sheep of the world.
What is this biotch famous for? Nothing! What talent does she have other than being able to accommodate the mandingo?
Kim you’re famous for having a large arse, and banging a D List black guy on video. You dad is proud in heaven.
But I take it all back Kim! I’d rather see your mug on the TV News and Gossip rags if if keeps your pig-face sister Chloe in the closet where she belongs.
Reggie B definately upgraded with his current gf. That girl is talented, beautiful and she has a fantastic body…all things that this skank lacks. The whole K-family is a joke.
How in hell did this make the “news” ? Psoriasis can result from eating too much sugar, tsk, tsk, or perhaps it’s from too many fat injections gone awry … either way, “frankly, Scarlett, I don’t give a ….” Too bad it’s not flesh-eating disease, now THAT would be comical :)
How long would it take for a “flesh eating disease” to gobble up that fat ass ??
I think the half-life on that thing is 5730 years.
All good points …
Tune in next week when she sues the psoriasis for 30 million.
I looked it up on Medpub…psoriasis does not lead to a giant ass.
Jesus, she looks like a Wax figure.
An orange one.
rotton skin deserves no attention
It puts the lotion on it’s skin, or it gets the pee again.
But they told me when I bought the voodoo doll that it would be a flesh eating disease.
Ummm…I’ll pass.
She has “sore ass’s”? sounds like black fiancee has been polishing her coal chute vigorously!
i love how bitterly jealous she is of reggie and sahmed by his new lesser version of herself, so much thats she is trying so much to make us all believe she is happily in love.
Kim , Great News !!!
MY “Semen Gelato ” cures psoriasis if injected orally!
Her forehead is a much different colour than the rest of her face ..?
Yeah I noticed that too..
Funny, she doesn’t want her adoring public to know she has psoriasis, but didn’t mind everyone knowing she was a human urinal cake.
I would like to “polish her coal chute ” as well . I have exactly the right tool for the job
I believe I am more “equipped” to polish her coal chute .
I just don’t want to find lost children , footballs or missing toys in there when I go “spelunking”
I just googled ‘death from Psoriasis’, only to be disappointed.
Considering where it is, and because her sister thought it was ringworm, it sounds like the girl has shingles, and because shingles is a form of the herpes virus she will never admit that that’s what it is.
Holy hell that’s disgusting
I don’t think she’s wearing enough make-up in that photo.. I can still see her skin..
I hate her, and I want proof of her psoriasis. I have it, my boyfriend has it, my mother’s boyfriend has it, and my mother.
All of them have mild to severe psoriasis and it isn’t fucking fun, especially when people say shit behind your back about it…and then the arthritis part of it.. ugh.
She needs to GTFO over herself, if her psoriasis isn’t showing (for example on her scalp, like mine) then it isn’t A BIG FUCKING DEAL because NO ONE CAN FUCKING SEE IT.
Besides, she is so fucking rich that she can get the expensive prescriptions to treat it anyway. That is if she fucking has it.
Goddamn it. Fuck her for using a serious skin ailment for her self advertisement.
Her psoriasis is as fake as the rest of her alien body. You can clearly see her wipe a spot off when shes trying on a romper. I don’t think psoriasis wipes off like that.
Does anyone know where I can find that exact picture? (of her trying on the romper) She looked so fat in that shot. She not only has a fat ass but her thighs were huge and dimply from cellulite and her stomach was bulging out. For her to say she has so much pressure to look perfect? OMG major reality check needed ASAP! Seriously, does she not see what I saw in that part of that episode?! She looked like shit in that romper! I guess she didn’t have her 3 prs of spanx on nor the make up on her legs to hide the cellulite. I can’t believe the public is making her mega rich. it sickens me.
well i have had the dread P word since 10 years old and no one has paid attention nor put me in the news. OK Kim deal with it like the rest of do. there are things that u can do. talk to others that have it. we have secerts that work. If your dermotologist is worth there salt. they will tell you to stop wasting your money and try what works for u. but u have the money so toss it away.
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