Kim Kardashian Wants Attention For Her Psoriasis Now

Every once in a while, the tabloid world likes to get lazy and pretend things that happen on reality shows are newsworthy events happening right before our very eyes. Which explains why you couldn’t look anywhere this morning without seeing a blaring headline about Kim Kardashian revealing she has psoriasis even though I just assume urine acted as a moisturizer. Who knew? Via Us Magazine:

“People don’t understand the pressure on me to look perfect,” Karashian, 30, said during the episode. “When I gain a pound, it’s in the headlines. Imagine what the tabloids would do to me if they saw all these spots?
Luckily for Kardashian, her case is treatable — so long as she avoids anything that could stress her out.

I love how Kim Kardashian openly frets about the tabloids learning about her psoriasis while filming a television show somehow viewed by millions of people because we’re just begging Canada to politely storm in and colonize us. (Hint hint maple nudge.) Also, you know this happened:

KIM: Mommmm, people aren’t paying enough attention to my engagement.
KRIS: Quick, let’s find something we can exploit. Got any diseases?
KIM: I get those flaky patches on my skin sometimes.
KRIS: Psoriasis, of course! *snaps Mason’s neck open, drinks blood* Accept our offering, oh Lord Satan!

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