Remember yesterday when I said Kim Kardashian‘s her own punchline?
Apply that here.
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Every woman gets it, and Kim is no different. It’s the glow a man can see when the beauty of a child grows within, spreading its energy outward, beat after beat.
Kim glows that healthy motherly glow. The look of pride in her eyes tells the tale of the metamorphosis her body is going through. Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re not worth taking a bite out of, Kim.
Dude shut up ! She looks fat
Five thumbs up!!
You crack me up.
As eloquent as ever, Randal.
Pregnant chicks are entitled to be gross but shes abusing the privilege.
Just like the voice of an angel Randal.
Randal, this cow wouldn’t notice a fist fuck at a bus stop.
Yes, bus stop.
This brings back fond memories of the beanbag chair my dad had in 1978.
“Ok guys, so between all of us, we should be able to combine forces and create a full body shot.”
Seriously, there HAS to be something wrong with this bitch’s ass.
C’mon now! Kim and her absurd umbrella-dress camouflage shots from the last few days deserve to be made fun of, but she looks pretty decent in these shots. Considering she’s, well, Kim. And pregnant. Lighten up on her a bit. From these shots, she’s definitely not as ginormous as I thought she was yesterday…
They hired one of those Asian subway-stuffers to get her in the car.
He got a lot more than he bargained for.
What she’s referring to when she says, “I still wear the same size as I did before I got pregnant!”
She’s referring to the fact that she still wears the same size cows. Just more of them.
Ah, it does the heart good to see this. Couldn’t happen to a more appropriate person. Schadenfreude, I believe this is called.
BOOM BA BA BOOM BA BA BOOM
…hope she doesn’t ask us to “Stand by Me”…..!!!
What’s funny is, Kayne is probably banging Exhibit A. (girl in ad eating watermelon) on some yacht in France. While this family-size French’s Mustard bottle is masquerading around.
“BITCH, tell me I make nice clothes! Yeah, yeah!”
She’s actually grotesque.
Bad news. The fog’s getting thicker.
And Kim is getting laaaaarrrrrger.
Funniest line in that movie.
As a woman who is currently 8 months pregnant, thank you for making me feel a hell of a lot better about myself today.
*~*whistling while I work*~*
You’re a woman with the screen name Hugh G. Rection? I love you.
140 pounds, my ass. Wait. 140 pounds, HER ass.
I can’t beat the main caption, other than….Mooooo!
There’s a joke here about a bull in a china shop, but it’s just not coming to me.
Then don’t try to not make it.
What the hell is that stiletto heel made out of?!
the fact that she’s made fun of because she’s “fat” is just absurd. she’s PREGNANT. it’s not like she’s letting herself go. people use the moment to say mean things… we ALL know kim isn’t fat, if she wasn’t pregnant.
We don’t say mean things because of any physical attribute she has, we say mean things because she’s a shit person.
…with a massive ass.
who loves dumb useless black cock
shut the fuck up. she’s fat. she’s let herself go and uses the pregnancy as an excuse. And the fact she is a fame whore and makes mega-$$$ from it means she puts herself out there for both the good and the bad.
The giant reflection of her ass on the car makes it look like one of those fun house mirrors. Oh wait…that’s a true reflection!
who the hell dresses this woman? They should be hung, quartered and their parts dragged through the streets. Does she not own a mirror? Ever since she started to show, she dresses like a damn clown. We see you, we see you. Every day is worse than the day before. Like stuffing a sausage in a casing. Your pregnant, we see that……………the end
We all laugh at a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine.
Wha’? I thought this would have been another Jon Hamm posting.
Chicago-style: mustard, no ketchup.
She kept on comin because of addiction. Legs on fire because of friction. My gun broke, now I was doomed. Dropped tha double barrel, grabbed the harpoon.
DIE IN A FUCKING PLANE WRECK YOU COW
And if we could fit all the pap scum cockroaches who scurry around taking pictures of this fucking attention WHORE in the same plane, all the better.
If there’s something weird
and it don’t look good
Who ya gonna call?
Which of the glossy gossip magazines will be the first to publish a “pregnant, naked Kim Kartrashian” cover photo, a la Demi Moore? Cuz you KNOW that shit is coming…
So retro, you know?
Her daughter is going to have one funky nose. Kanye’s nose mixed into kim’s OLD nose (not the nose she chopped off, but what she was born with). But no worries for Kim; she is going to teach her daughter how to be a ho just like mommy. I guarantee Kim will consent for a minor to get plastic surgery.
Her being so called married while being pregnate by another man is tacky let alone, but bitch lay off the heels and your nonsense procedures such as a “vampire” facial. Injecting your own plasma into your skin for VANITY REASONS. Bitch, you’re pregnant, the baby comes first, NOT you. Way to go, you’re maturing nicely. Your hurting the baby. You’re not in love- if you were then you would respect your creation with Kanye, but you DON’T and you NEVER will.
You’re like the complete opposite of Randal.
Go for 400 baby! Go big or go home!
To be fair, I don’t think anyone (except perhaps Miranda Kerr) would look good in a tight dress in that fabric and color.
To be less fair, MOOOOOOOoooooOOOoOOoOooOOO!
She is a nasty human being, with no regard for anyone else but herself. She steals people business ideas, she a liar and a fraud. Her shows fake, her face is fake, her ass and her tits. She has no talent, yet she walks around with some strange sense of entitlement, thanks to her own narcissism and dumb fans. The way she got famous is sick. Just like how she keeps acting. Knocked up by a dumbass, narcissistic asshole, while married to someone, she has trashed and treated like shit. I’ll never understand how anyone can like her, after all she has done to people and keeps doing. She doesn’t care about her fans, just the attention and money that they give her. Fucking idiots.
I’m conflicted because I do love me some profiting on the backs of the dumb.
this shows kim is fake pregnant
Oh I’m just waiting for her to announce that she lost the baby. I can already see the stupid magazine covers and E! Entertainment special.
In a torso that swollen, she could lose a TV, never mind a baby. Kid will pop out at age 3 or 4…
Just like Beyonce. Makes sense she would copy her so brilliant ruse.
When asked why her belly disappeared for a moment as she sat down and then popped back out, Beyonce’s all “Does fabric not fold?” Yes, FABRIC does! Babies don’t really have that skill.
Cattle all over the world are crying “the Inhumanity of it all”
That dress is a clear example of sororicide.
Somewhere, after viewing these photos, C-3PO finds himself unable to achieve an erection ever again.
You seriously have to be so self absorbed to think you can pack your huge fat ass into a dress like that and then go into public.
Yeah. What a self-centered bitch she is.
Oh, and MOOOOOOOOOOO.
Silence of the Calves.
SAVE YOURSELF, TOMFRANK!
Kim seriously has the WORSE fashion sense since dating Kanye. That dress is hideous! If she isn’t trying to hide her baby bump with ridiculous cover ups she is trying to squeeze into skin tight clothes she could barely fit into when not pregnant. What is she thinking!!?? Kim clearly has some body issues and insecurities. I guess being rich, relatively beautiful and famous still isn’t enough to make a woman feel secure. Seesh.
Shouldn’t her buttocks be the largest area on her body? Especially because of and regardless of pregnancy since that seems to be the main, no wait, the ONLY place she gains weight? Her thighs and hips seem to be outshining the booty at this point, funny. I guess you can’t get enhancements when pregs, whoops. I’d like to see what it looks like at 8 months,and then again after she loses the weight. I bet the ass will continue its usual growth because her body will be able to concentrate on her ideal fat deposition locations.
Her ass is gonna swing so low she’ll need calf protectors.
Isn’t there something in the Bible about a Golden Calf? We should burn her for sacrilege, just in case.
The ass was there before the belly so if anything at 9 months they should be relatively the same size. If not the derriere looming much larger.
If she STOP posting and if she sits her BIG FAT ASS down and go away we wouldn’t be talking shit about her!! she says she don’t care what we think then EAT he SHIT kim!! Wendy williams says she team kim FU*K her NOW!!! WE are not kim joke no more she our JOKE now big FAT RAT face!!
3 layers of cow skin. Troubling,
Kim is having twins! One in the front and one in the back! Congrats!
Quick! The only known antidote is Candice Swanepoel’s ass!
excuse me, but do you have any grey poupon?
Bondo face and bumper butt, she’s truly an automotive legend.
In this pic, you can see that right heal just wants to break and run away from all that pressure!! hahahahaha You are fucking “prego” you do not need to wear high heals to make ur ass look better!! It will never help anyway!!
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