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March 27th, 2013 // 106 Comments

Remember yesterday when I said Kim Kardashian‘s her own punchline?

Apply that here.

Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. Jay

    Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

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    This brings back fond memories of the beanbag chair my dad had in 1978.

  3. Kim Kardashian Fat Huge Butt Mustard Yellow Leather Dress
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    “Ok guys, so between all of us, we should be able to combine forces and create a full body shot.”

  4. Shemp

    C’mon now! Kim and her absurd umbrella-dress camouflage shots from the last few days deserve to be made fun of, but she looks pretty decent in these shots. Considering she’s, well, Kim. And pregnant. Lighten up on her a bit. From these shots, she’s definitely not as ginormous as I thought she was yesterday…

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    They hired one of those Asian subway-stuffers to get her in the car.

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    What she’s referring to when she says, “I still wear the same size as I did before I got pregnant!”

  7. Ah, it does the heart good to see this. Couldn’t happen to a more appropriate person. Schadenfreude, I believe this is called.

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    He knows.

  9. Kim Kardashian Fat Huge Butt Mustard Yellow Leather Dress
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    BOOM BA BA BOOM BA BA BOOM

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    Deacon Jones
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    What’s funny is, Kayne is probably banging Exhibit A. (girl in ad eating watermelon) on some yacht in France. While this family-size French’s Mustard bottle is masquerading around.

    “BITCH, tell me I make nice clothes! Yeah, yeah!”

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    cc
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    She’s actually grotesque.

  12. Bad news. The fog’s getting thicker.
    And Kim is getting laaaaarrrrrger.

  13. As a woman who is currently 8 months pregnant, thank you for making me feel a hell of a lot better about myself today.

    *~*whistling while I work*~*

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    140 pounds, my ass. Wait. 140 pounds, HER ass.

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    Toe Jam
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    I can’t beat the main caption, other than….Mooooo!

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    There’s a joke here about a bull in a china shop, but it’s just not coming to me.

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    What the hell is that stiletto heel made out of?!

  18. the fact that she’s made fun of because she’s “fat” is just absurd. she’s PREGNANT. it’s not like she’s letting herself go. people use the moment to say mean things… we ALL know kim isn’t fat, if she wasn’t pregnant.

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    Chaz
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    The giant reflection of her ass on the car makes it look like one of those fun house mirrors. Oh wait…that’s a true reflection!

  20. logan

    who the hell dresses this woman? They should be hung, quartered and their parts dragged through the streets. Does she not own a mirror? Ever since she started to show, she dresses like a damn clown. We see you, we see you. Every day is worse than the day before. Like stuffing a sausage in a casing. Your pregnant, we see that……………the end

  21. We all laugh at a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine.

  22. Wha’? I thought this would have been another Jon Hamm posting.
    zing!

  23. Chicago-style: mustard, no ketchup.

  24. Mario Starr

    She kept on comin because of addiction. Legs on fire because of friction. My gun broke, now I was doomed. Dropped tha double barrel, grabbed the harpoon.

  25. Edward Elizabeth Hitler

    DIE IN A FUCKING PLANE WRECK YOU COW

    And if we could fit all the pap scum cockroaches who scurry around taking pictures of this fucking attention WHORE in the same plane, all the better.

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    Inner Retard
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    If there’s something weird
    and it don’t look good
    Who ya gonna call?
    MOOOBUSTERS

  27. watertiger

    Which of the glossy gossip magazines will be the first to publish a “pregnant, naked Kim Kartrashian” cover photo, a la Demi Moore? Cuz you KNOW that shit is coming…

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    Esma
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    Her daughter is going to have one funky nose. Kanye’s nose mixed into kim’s OLD nose (not the nose she chopped off, but what she was born with). But no worries for Kim; she is going to teach her daughter how to be a ho just like mommy. I guarantee Kim will consent for a minor to get plastic surgery.

    Her being so called married while being pregnate by another man is tacky let alone, but bitch lay off the heels and your nonsense procedures such as a “vampire” facial. Injecting your own plasma into your skin for VANITY REASONS. Bitch, you’re pregnant, the baby comes first, NOT you. Way to go, you’re maturing nicely. Your hurting the baby. You’re not in love- if you were then you would respect your creation with Kanye, but you DON’T and you NEVER will.

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    Cock Dr
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    Go for 400 baby! Go big or go home!
    MOOOOOOOOOOOOoooOOOOOOOOO

  30. JC

    To be fair, I don’t think anyone (except perhaps Miranda Kerr) would look good in a tight dress in that fabric and color.

    To be less fair, MOOOOOOOoooooOOOoOOoOooOOO!

  31. She is a nasty human being, with no regard for anyone else but herself. She steals people business ideas, she a liar and a fraud. Her shows fake, her face is fake, her ass and her tits. She has no talent, yet she walks around with some strange sense of entitlement, thanks to her own narcissism and dumb fans. The way she got famous is sick. Just like how she keeps acting. Knocked up by a dumbass, narcissistic asshole, while married to someone, she has trashed and treated like shit. I’ll never understand how anyone can like her, after all she has done to people and keeps doing. She doesn’t care about her fans, just the attention and money that they give her. Fucking idiots.

    • Oh I’m just waiting for her to announce that she lost the baby. I can already see the stupid magazine covers and E! Entertainment special.

    • Just like Beyonce. Makes sense she would copy her so brilliant ruse.
      When asked why her belly disappeared for a moment as she sat down and then popped back out, Beyonce’s all “Does fabric not fold?” Yes, FABRIC does! Babies don’t really have that skill.

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    Lcubed61
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    Cattle all over the world are crying “the Inhumanity of it all”

  33. cc

    That dress is a clear example of sororicide.

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    ThisWillHurt
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    Somewhere, after viewing these photos, C-3PO finds himself unable to achieve an erection ever again.

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    Skippy86
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    You seriously have to be so self absorbed to think you can pack your huge fat ass into a dress like that and then go into public.

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    Silence of the Calves.

  37. Also,

    SAVE YOURSELF, TOMFRANK!

  38. La-la-la

    Kim seriously has the WORSE fashion sense since dating Kanye. That dress is hideous! If she isn’t trying to hide her baby bump with ridiculous cover ups she is trying to squeeze into skin tight clothes she could barely fit into when not pregnant. What is she thinking!!?? Kim clearly has some body issues and insecurities. I guess being rich, relatively beautiful and famous still isn’t enough to make a woman feel secure. Seesh.

  39. beGoodSherre

    Shouldn’t her buttocks be the largest area on her body? Especially because of and regardless of pregnancy since that seems to be the main, no wait, the ONLY place she gains weight? Her thighs and hips seem to be outshining the booty at this point, funny. I guess you can’t get enhancements when pregs, whoops. I’d like to see what it looks like at 8 months,and then again after she loses the weight. I bet the ass will continue its usual growth because her body will be able to concentrate on her ideal fat deposition locations.

  40. ThisWillHurt

    Isn’t there something in the Bible about a Golden Calf? We should burn her for sacrilege, just in case.

  41. beGoodSherre

    The ass was there before the belly so if anything at 9 months they should be relatively the same size. If not the derriere looming much larger.

  42. lilgrandma

    If she STOP posting and if she sits her BIG FAT ASS down and go away we wouldn’t be talking shit about her!! she says she don’t care what we think then EAT he SHIT kim!! Wendy williams says she team kim FU*K her NOW!!! WE are not kim joke no more she our JOKE now big FAT RAT face!!

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    Little Tongue
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    3 layers of cow skin. Troubling,

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    Little Tongue
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    Kim is having twins! One in the front and one in the back! Congrats!

  45. cc

    Quick! The only known antidote is Candice Swanepoel’s ass!

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    excuse me, but do you have any grey poupon?

  47. Hundredweight.

    Yes, Hundredweight.

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    Bondo face and bumper butt, she’s truly an automotive legend.

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    Guest
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    In this pic, you can see that right heal just wants to break and run away from all that pressure!! hahahahaha You are fucking “prego” you do not need to wear high heals to make ur ass look better!! It will never help anyway!!

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