Remember yesterday when I said Kim Kardashian‘s her own punchline?
Apply that here.
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Every woman gets it, and Kim is no different. It’s the glow a man can see when the beauty of a child grows within, spreading its energy outward, beat after beat.
Kim glows that healthy motherly glow. The look of pride in her eyes tells the tale of the metamorphosis her body is going through. Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re not worth taking a bite out of, Kim.
Dude shut up ! She looks fat
Five thumbs up!!
You crack me up.
As eloquent as ever, Randal.
Pregnant chicks are entitled to be gross but shes abusing the privilege.
Just like the voice of an angel Randal.
Randal, this cow wouldn’t notice a fist fuck at a bus stop.
Yes, bus stop.
C’mon now! Kim and her absurd umbrella-dress camouflage shots from the last few days deserve to be made fun of, but she looks pretty decent in these shots. Considering she’s, well, Kim. And pregnant. Lighten up on her a bit. From these shots, she’s definitely not as ginormous as I thought she was yesterday…
Ah, it does the heart good to see this. Couldn’t happen to a more appropriate person. Schadenfreude, I believe this is called.
Bad news. The fog’s getting thicker.
And Kim is getting laaaaarrrrrger.
Funniest line in that movie.
As a woman who is currently 8 months pregnant, thank you for making me feel a hell of a lot better about myself today.
*~*whistling while I work*~*
You’re a woman with the screen name Hugh G. Rection? I love you.
the fact that she’s made fun of because she’s “fat” is just absurd. she’s PREGNANT. it’s not like she’s letting herself go. people use the moment to say mean things… we ALL know kim isn’t fat, if she wasn’t pregnant.
We don’t say mean things because of any physical attribute she has, we say mean things because she’s a shit person.
…with a massive ass.
who loves dumb useless black cock
shut the fuck up. she’s fat. she’s let herself go and uses the pregnancy as an excuse. And the fact she is a fame whore and makes mega-$$$ from it means she puts herself out there for both the good and the bad.
who the hell dresses this woman? They should be hung, quartered and their parts dragged through the streets. Does she not own a mirror? Ever since she started to show, she dresses like a damn clown. We see you, we see you. Every day is worse than the day before. Like stuffing a sausage in a casing. Your pregnant, we see that……………the end
We all laugh at a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine.
Wha’? I thought this would have been another Jon Hamm posting.
Chicago-style: mustard, no ketchup.
She kept on comin because of addiction. Legs on fire because of friction. My gun broke, now I was doomed. Dropped tha double barrel, grabbed the harpoon.
DIE IN A FUCKING PLANE WRECK YOU COW
And if we could fit all the pap scum cockroaches who scurry around taking pictures of this fucking attention WHORE in the same plane, all the better.
Which of the glossy gossip magazines will be the first to publish a “pregnant, naked Kim Kartrashian” cover photo, a la Demi Moore? Cuz you KNOW that shit is coming…
So retro, you know?
To be fair, I don’t think anyone (except perhaps Miranda Kerr) would look good in a tight dress in that fabric and color.
To be less fair, MOOOOOOOoooooOOOoOOoOooOOO!
She is a nasty human being, with no regard for anyone else but herself. She steals people business ideas, she a liar and a fraud. Her shows fake, her face is fake, her ass and her tits. She has no talent, yet she walks around with some strange sense of entitlement, thanks to her own narcissism and dumb fans. The way she got famous is sick. Just like how she keeps acting. Knocked up by a dumbass, narcissistic asshole, while married to someone, she has trashed and treated like shit. I’ll never understand how anyone can like her, after all she has done to people and keeps doing. She doesn’t care about her fans, just the attention and money that they give her. Fucking idiots.
I’m conflicted because I do love me some profiting on the backs of the dumb.
this shows kim is fake pregnant
Oh I’m just waiting for her to announce that she lost the baby. I can already see the stupid magazine covers and E! Entertainment special.
In a torso that swollen, she could lose a TV, never mind a baby. Kid will pop out at age 3 or 4…
Just like Beyonce. Makes sense she would copy her so brilliant ruse.
When asked why her belly disappeared for a moment as she sat down and then popped back out, Beyonce’s all “Does fabric not fold?” Yes, FABRIC does! Babies don’t really have that skill.
That dress is a clear example of sororicide.
SAVE YOURSELF, TOMFRANK!
Kim seriously has the WORSE fashion sense since dating Kanye. That dress is hideous! If she isn’t trying to hide her baby bump with ridiculous cover ups she is trying to squeeze into skin tight clothes she could barely fit into when not pregnant. What is she thinking!!?? Kim clearly has some body issues and insecurities. I guess being rich, relatively beautiful and famous still isn’t enough to make a woman feel secure. Seesh.
Shouldn’t her buttocks be the largest area on her body? Especially because of and regardless of pregnancy since that seems to be the main, no wait, the ONLY place she gains weight? Her thighs and hips seem to be outshining the booty at this point, funny. I guess you can’t get enhancements when pregs, whoops. I’d like to see what it looks like at 8 months,and then again after she loses the weight. I bet the ass will continue its usual growth because her body will be able to concentrate on her ideal fat deposition locations.
Her ass is gonna swing so low she’ll need calf protectors.
Isn’t there something in the Bible about a Golden Calf? We should burn her for sacrilege, just in case.
The ass was there before the belly so if anything at 9 months they should be relatively the same size. If not the derriere looming much larger.
If she STOP posting and if she sits her BIG FAT ASS down and go away we wouldn’t be talking shit about her!! she says she don’t care what we think then EAT he SHIT kim!! Wendy williams says she team kim FU*K her NOW!!! WE are not kim joke no more she our JOKE now big FAT RAT face!!
Quick! The only known antidote is Candice Swanepoel’s ass!
She looks like a turd.
Pee yellow really isn’t her colour; however I guess after making that atrocity with RayJ where she licks her own filth smeared on his dick she growen use to it.
Now imagine this woman in a stripper bikini , lets put it in lime green color . So now have her do the harlem shake while wearing it.
I didn’t know you could recycle leather…back to where it came from.
Kim is quite sexy wearing this yellow leather dress while she is knocked up
She has a nice ass
…hope she doesn’t ask us to “Stand by Me”…..!!!
He got a lot more than he bargained for.
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