Remember yesterday when I said Kim Kardashian’s her own punchline?
Apply that here.
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Every woman gets it, and Kim is no different. It’s the glow a man can see when the beauty of a child grows within, spreading its energy outward, beat after beat.
Kim glows that healthy motherly glow. The look of pride in her eyes tells the tale of the metamorphosis her body is going through. Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re not worth taking a bite out of, Kim.
Dude shut up ! She looks fat
Five thumbs up!!
You crack me up.
As eloquent as ever, Randal.
Pregnant chicks are entitled to be gross but shes abusing the privilege.
Just like the voice of an angel Randal.
Randal, this cow wouldn’t notice a fist fuck at a bus stop.
Yes, bus stop.
This brings back fond memories of the beanbag chair my dad had in 1978.
“Ok guys, so between all of us, we should be able to combine forces and create a full body shot.”
Seriously, there HAS to be something wrong with this bitch’s ass.
C’mon now! Kim and her absurd umbrella-dress camouflage shots from the last few days deserve to be made fun of, but she looks pretty decent in these shots. Considering she’s, well, Kim. And pregnant. Lighten up on her a bit. From these shots, she’s definitely not as ginormous as I thought she was yesterday…
They hired one of those Asian subway-stuffers to get her in the car.
He got a lot more than he bargained for.
What she’s referring to when she says, “I still wear the same size as I did before I got pregnant!”
She’s referring to the fact that she still wears the same size cows. Just more of them.
Ah, it does the heart good to see this. Couldn’t happen to a more appropriate person. Schadenfreude, I believe this is called.
BOOM BA BA BOOM BA BA BOOM
…hope she doesn’t ask us to “Stand by Me”…..!!!
What’s funny is, Kayne is probably banging Exhibit A. (girl in ad eating watermelon) on some yacht in France. While this family-size French’s Mustard bottle is masquerading around.
“BITCH, tell me I make nice clothes! Yeah, yeah!”
She’s actually grotesque.
Bad news. The fog’s getting thicker.
And Kim is getting laaaaarrrrrger.
Funniest line in that movie.
As a woman who is currently 8 months pregnant, thank you for making me feel a hell of a lot better about myself today.
*~*whistling while I work*~*
You’re a woman with the screen name Hugh G. Rection? I love you.
140 pounds, my ass. Wait. 140 pounds, HER ass.
I can’t beat the main caption, other than….Mooooo!
There’s a joke here about a bull in a china shop, but it’s just not coming to me.
Then don’t try to not make it.
What the hell is that stiletto heel made out of?!
the fact that she’s made fun of because she’s “fat” is just absurd. she’s PREGNANT. it’s not like she’s letting herself go. people use the moment to say mean things… we ALL know kim isn’t fat, if she wasn’t pregnant.
We don’t say mean things because of any physical attribute she has, we say mean things because she’s a shit person.
…with a massive ass.
who loves dumb useless black cock
shut the fuck up. she’s fat. she’s let herself go and uses the pregnancy as an excuse. And the fact she is a fame whore and makes mega-$$$ from it means she puts herself out there for both the good and the bad.
The giant reflection of her ass on the car makes it look like one of those fun house mirrors. Oh wait…that’s a true reflection!
who the hell dresses this woman? They should be hung, quartered and their parts dragged through the streets. Does she not own a mirror? Ever since she started to show, she dresses like a damn clown. We see you, we see you. Every day is worse than the day before. Like stuffing a sausage in a casing. Your pregnant, we see that……………the end
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