Those Are Udders. Kim Kardashian Has Udders Now

March 25th, 2013 // 146 Comments

As part of Kris Jenner‘s plan to milk – *adjusts bowtie* – the most out of Kim Kardashian‘s pregnancy, here she is wearing an outfit in public that I know for a fact most reasonable pregnant women wouldn’t even wear in private if you put a goddamn gun to their head. And even then they’d probably chew it out of your hand. “You will never get my ass in that thing. DIE! Nom nom nom nom. Mmm, this is actually pretty good. Go get the dip.”

Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN

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  1. caryn

    She told Us weekly that she weighs 140lbs……I’m thinking they must have had an exclusive interview with her right boon.

  2. I really believe her dress got stuck in her panties.

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    anonymous
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    DAMN! Even fat chicks don’t have another set of tits under their pits/tits. It’s time to cover that shit up.

    Hahahahahaha!

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    popwilleatitself
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    I would never wear that skirt, “shirt” or shoes and I’m 5’6″ and 115lbs.

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    Mitch
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    I bought that same tent on sale at REI. It’s awesome and sleeps six!

  6. Aggie

    I knew her body would not bear pregnancy with grace.

    But let’s focus on what’s important here: while Kim looks worse and worse everyday, Khloe looks better and better, and you KNOW that must enrage Kim. *Sigh* A great news day indeed.

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    This bitch is just fucking gross. I’m sorry, It needed to be said.
    – Amanda Bynes

  8. M R

    Yo Kim, I’m really happy for you, Imma let you finish givin birth but Beyonce had one of the best babies of all time…

  9. Caroline

    Absolutely ghastly. Look at those legs.

  10. THat Guy over There

    HOLY SHIT! THOSES TITTERS ARE FRICKING HUDGE!!! SHES PAST FAT shes ENORMUS!

  11. Mr. Ed

    Holy Shit! Jennifer Love Hewitt is looking pretty spry these days.

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    jt
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    holllleeeeee shit.

  13. She has definitely earned her MOO title now.

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    diego
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    It’s good to see that Steven Tyler continues to keep himself busy.

    P.S. There’s a joke to be made about “Dude, Looks Like a Lady”, “Mrs. Doubtfire”, and “Kim Kardashian: Superstar”, but I’m lazy to pull it together.

  15. anonym

    damn. I hate KK. but I’d like to milk those

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    Asif
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    Hotter than ever – guys who don’t like T n A are really just closet twink lovers.

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    Schweddy Snatch
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    She shakes the ground so much that the photographer had to steady his stance.

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    Schweddy Snatch
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    All you can eat buffet? Where?!

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    Schweddy Snatch
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    I didn’t know Female Dunlap Disease afflicted the non-redneck populace.

  20. Kim Kardashian Fat Tight Black Dress
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    “No, Kim, you don’t have to put on that much weight when you’re pregnant. I mean, I’m pregnant, and look at me. Hell, I’m giving birth to a baby right now! Oh look, it’s a breech.”

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    Farmer Ted
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    Between her ham like legs and cow like utter-sack, she should all but be guaranteed a Blue Ribbon at the next 4H show.

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    KC
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    World hunger is about to be solved.

  23. Another blogger blogged that she has to be 200lbs by now, and her publicist responded that whoretrashian said the blogger was off by at least 60lbs… meaning the fatassed fake tittied piss princess told the world her weight was 140lbs. Maybe in her ass alone, but she looks at least 200lbs there.

    I think she’s in a delusion about how she looks; she still thinks she’s a model (never was), so she wears clothes that a 20 year old hottie might wear. She looks like shit here. Problem is, she’s an ugly, huge, fat & getting fatter piece of shit; she should just wear maternity clothes fer Christ’s sake…

  24. “And now, ladies and gentlemen, live from Hollywood, it’s MILKING FOR MONEY with tonight’s guest bovine, Kim “Your Pee Tastes Too Salty” Kardashian…give her a hand, folks…”

  25. Jen Jenner

    Gain 100 pounds to birth a baby that weighs under 10. Lovely.

  26. cc

    Everywhere she goes a city works pothole crew has to follow her around.

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    brick
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    Udderly grotesque!

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    Motorboat
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    *vomit*

  29. vanmas

    she really needs a stylist to help pick out better suited clothes.

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    ShannyP
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    Someone needs to tell her that maternity clothes are actually much more flattering then trying to make regular clothes work…it just doesn’t work and makes you look fat.

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    rubyskye
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    that baby is going to fall out!!!

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    rubyskye
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    more like 200lbs in her BRA

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    Jaime
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    Somebody help me…. How do I spell “growtesk”

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    Smitty
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    It looks like the hem of the dress was put up with masking tape or something. Looks like it is trying to fall down in spots. I have been pregnant and would never, NEVER worn that dress. In fact, I don’t think I would even wear it now cause it’s just ugly. She doesn’t look pregnant at all, she just looks fat! Very slimming? To who????

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    B.D.
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    Are you kidding me? And she, her mother, and boyfriend thinks she looks good? She is disgusting! Most of all for having a baby out of wedlock. Since when do we think its OK to do that? No wonder so called celebrities are screwed up, their worlds are screwed up!!!!

  36. Kim Kardashian Fat Tight Black Dress
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    “SURRENDER, DONUT HOLES!”

  37. Kim Kardashian Fat Tight Black Dress
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    With all that money you think she could afford a bra.

  38. WHAT THE F

    SICK. BARF. SICK BARF.

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    Kanye
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    Excuse me while I throw up. Bitch didn’t look like that when I had my cock in her ass.

  40. Kim Kardashian Fat Tight Black Dress
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    140 pounds? Maybe on the moon.

  41. Kim Kardashian Fat Tight Black Dress
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    get out the wide-angled lens!

  42. lilgrandma

    Just heard fr wendy williams that we are not bing fair about this FAT HOE kim! b/c she having a baby. Thn she should shut her fish lips up!!!and w.w i hate her now!!andshe says that she doesn’t care what we think of her cold blooded BITCH!! It’s not the clothes or the baby it’s HER!!! I just FU*KING HATE her!!!! she make a FOOL of alot of ppl!! and she just a HOE!!! STOP posting her SHIT nd we stop it too!!!! So go AWAY kim and all your hairy nasty RAT family!!!!

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    gg
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    When will people stop caring about this cow?

  44. Hyperjew

    I’m only a month behind Ms Kardasian, but about a fourth of her size. Thought I was self conscious about pregnancy wight gain until I saw these pictures. Thank you.

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    Brenda
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    Kim has the WORST fashion sense! The sad thing is that she actually thinks she looks GOOD! You can see the confidence on her face!

  46. MariaCaterina

    I dislike Kim Kardashian as much as anybody, but I think you people are awful. Ridicule her because she has an awful personality, but gloating over her weight gain makes you seem just as big of a cunty asshole as she is.

  47. vienna B

    You have to remember it doesn’t matter to KK what you say. She’s a classic narcissist. Any publicity is good as far as she’s concerned. Selfish, self absorbed, superficial and not real bright. This thing with Kanye will end about 6 months after the child is born. This short fat chick hasn’t a clue why she’s pregnant and does she have a shocker coming when she has to actually think of someone else first beside herself. She’s not gonna like it.

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