Those Are Udders. Kim Kardashian Has Udders Now

March 25th, 2013 // 146 Comments

As part of Kris Jenner‘s plan to milk – *adjusts bowtie* – the most out of Kim Kardashian‘s pregnancy, here she is wearing an outfit in public that I know for a fact most reasonable pregnant women wouldn’t even wear in private if you put a goddamn gun to their head. And even then they’d probably chew it out of your hand. “You will never get my ass in that thing. DIE! Nom nom nom nom. Mmm, this is actually pretty good. Go get the dip.”

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  1. MOOOOOOooooOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOO!

    She’s famous for being urinated on in a home porno. That’s all.

    • LAC

      She looks like a black cow. OMG why do we have to see her in the news everyday…she is a pig with udders. No matter how you look at it, she is still nothing but a highly paid whore and her Mother should be ASHAMED of herself for encouraging her explotation. I truly feel sorry for any child this selfish bitch has.

  2. She’s just carrying baby weight…I’m sure her figure will snap back to normal right after the baby is born. Unfortunately for her, “normal” is still Kim Kardashian.

    • D.L

      The poundage on those legs is funny as hell! Hope she has to spend millions losing all that F A T not baby fat just FAT FROM BEING A PIG FAT.

      • Even better – all the millions she spends trying to lose the fat are Kanye’s millions, and the end result is they go broke, she’s still fat, and he’s stuck with her for life! Lucifer – I triple dog dare you to make this happen!

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    Cock Dr
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    Black is slimming but don’t ask it to obscure a water tower.
    MOO

  4. Cher X

    Isn’t it time for a Jessica Simpson Mu-mu? If you balloon up, DON”T wear the tightest clothes imaginable.

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    chicka
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    …are these the clothes she bought to make Kanye look good?

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

  6. This bitch is like 800 pounds and still trying to dress sexy? Come on now, give it up.

  7. Kim Kardashian Fat Tight Black Dress
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    What’s the technical term for this, ladies?

    “Side back fat”? “Side tits”?

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    Inner Retard
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    The color black is writing a desparate letter to Congress as we speak to plead for an exemption from being slimming color.

  9. tom

    Pigification complete!

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    Moooooo
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    I don’t know if she changed her face to resemble her mudder or if her mudder changed her face to resemble her, but whatever YIKES!

  11. Butt Plug

    After these pics were shot, that car backed into her and then just fell apart.

  12. ret

    Everybody forgets that Kardashian became a household word because daddy was best friends with a psycho killer. The porn came later.

  13. dontkillthemessenger

    I only drink the finest breast milks-

    Kanye West

  14. Kim Kardashian Fat Tight Black Dress
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    You know you’re big when to get a picture of you the paps don’t even have to aim.

  15. Ray J

    I’m going to need a bigger bladder.

  16. Kim Kardashian Fat Tight Black Dress
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    She’s in full-on Jonah Hill mode, now.

  17. I can’t tell… is what she’s wearing a tent or a parachute?

  18. Kim Kardashian Fat Tight Black Dress
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    Caught mid-moo

  19. Kim Kardashian Fat Tight Black Dress
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    You can paint a house black, but its still the size of, you know, a HOUSE.

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    Judas Iscariot
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    Macy’s called. They want their ballon(s) back.

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    farrellthib
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    she now looks like someone that dates black guys

  22. Kim Kardashian Fat Tight Black Dress
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    What a godforsaken mess. And there’s still another 6 months of this to go

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    Laura
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    she looks hot

  24. NineInchNailed

    This obese thing is so fucking hideous it’s getting ridiculous. Of course her inner ugliness and cuntness make it even more so motivating to tear her apart no matter what she looks like.

  25. Tea

    I mean, you can complain about the outfit, but its not very nice to tease about her size. She’s pregnant.

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    Dirk Diggler
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    Does she have busted veins on her leg?

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    little turtle head
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    Baby want some Breastmilk!!!

  28. SssssHhh

    The bitch is just fcukin fat.the friction from her thighs could jump start a peterbilt…

  29. Slim

    No doubt Kanye Lame thinks she is gorgeous. It’ll take thousands in plastic surgery to fix that destruction.

  30. bbiowa

    Baby got the back 40.

  31. Rob

    And her transformation into Octomom is almost complete

  32. Kim Kardashian Fat Tight Black Dress
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    And all of a sudden I’m jealous of Kanye.

  33. Anonymous

    Gross. She’s at the point where she shouldn’t be leaving the house. She’s really starting to look ugly in the face like her Mom too. It would be funny as hell if she ended up being one of those women that can’t lose their pregnancy fat after giving birth.

  34. DBN

    How cow (so to speak), she looks like Paula Deen. Not even a young Paula Deen–the overweight, diabetes-ridden Paula Deen. I’m not a big fan of Kanye, but my heart goes out to the poor guy.

  35. sunshine

    She has the same body as Oprah Winfrey

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    The Pope
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    “Yeah, apparently my baby will weigh 97 lbs when I give birth. Is that normal?”

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    meeps!
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    Cracken released…

  38. Kim Kardashian Fat Tight Black Dress
    The Pope
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    “I ate a bay-bee!”

  39. Kim Kardashian Fat Tight Black Dress
    The Pope
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    Take cover, she’s “Hulking out!”!

  40. Freebie

    What did she do to her face? Her lips look huge and her face looks puffy.

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    Chinto
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    Its like a potato with toothpics for arms and legs.

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    contusion
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    Adele looks nice with dark hair.

    • Jesus F’ing Christ, don’t put Adele and Kim Kuntrashian into the same sentence. Gah.

      • Gotta agree with you. At least Adele has talent.

      • NineInchNailed

        Adele may be chubby but she is very talented, classy and a sweet girl overall, with a beautiful face to boot. How does that in any way compare to this obese, zero talent trash with a fake ass, fake face, whose only claim to fame is getting pissed on and a personality of a cunty fame-whore?

        On this note though I’m sure Adele would look nice with dark hair as well.

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    irinac
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    kim was hot when she dressed normally
    now that shes all into high fashion shit she looks retarded

    • The waist on that dress is WAY too high for how short and busty she is.

      I’m not sure why women continue to think they can pull this look off- empire waisted dresses on anything but skinny body types makes you look pregnant. And because she is pregnant, it moves her into funhouse mirror territory.

  44. She looks sexy as usual, and now even more incredibly womanly. You fcking brainless idiots are blind and delusional. Oh well.

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    CK
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    I wonder if Bill Clinton has seen this picture.

  46. Kim Kardashian Fat Tight Black Dress
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    shes going to have one big iglet and say goodbye to that bod forever

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    Jentilly
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    Geez why can’t she just wear normal maternity clothes??

  48. Kim Kardashian Fat Tight Black Dress
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    I smell a “fat suit”.. yes, she is overweight (deliciously so) but with a “fat suit” she can, after giving birth, show up in her regular (delicious) fatness and claim “I’ve lost so much weight with “Whatever the hell I am pushing now” slim shakes.”

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    Amazed
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    Well over 300 pounds by the time lil Weezy shows up…

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    catapostrophe
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    This is huge.

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