Kim Kardashian Thinks She’s Going To Bring The Baby On Tour With Kanye BAHAHAHAHAHA!

The Superficial / May 17, 2013

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! TMZ reports:

There are reports Kim felt like Kanye was abandoning her by scheduling a tour for his new album in October — just three months after she’s expected to give birth — but sources close to the touring company tell us, that’s not true … because Kim and the baby are coming along for the ride.
And she’s not messing around either — we’re told the touring company has already been given orders to arrange for cribs and soundproof hotel rooms at every stop.

Yup, I’m sure all that’s happening. She’s probably writing him an email right now that his assistant doesn’t have instructions to print out and give to Kanye for the sole purpose of wiping his mouth after eating a crepe out of a man’s anus. It’ll be a wondrous family affair. In the meantime, enjoy these pics of Kim Kardashian’s fat pregnant feet wedged into heels that a bunch of you wrote in about telling me to post. And by a bunch of you I mean Quentin Tarantino. (I know it was you, Feeto.)

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