Kim Kardashian Thinks She’s Going To Bring The Baby On Tour With Kanye BAHAHAHAHAHA!

May 17th, 2013 // 95 Comments
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! TMZ reports:

There are reports Kim felt like Kanye was abandoning her by scheduling a tour for his new album in October — just three months after she’s expected to give birth — but sources close to the touring company tell us, that’s not true … because Kim and the baby are coming along for the ride.
And she’s not messing around either — we’re told the touring company has already been given orders to arrange for cribs and soundproof hotel rooms at every stop.

Yup, I’m sure all that’s happening. She’s probably writing him an email right now that his assistant doesn’t have instructions to print out and give to Kanye for the sole purpose of wiping his mouth after eating a crepe out of a man’s anus. It’ll be a wondrous family affair. In the meantime, enjoy these pics of Kim Kardashian‘s fat pregnant feet wedged into heels that a bunch of you wrote in about telling me to post. And by a bunch of you I mean Quentin Tarantino. (I know it was you, Feeto.)

Photos: INFdaily

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  1. Kim Kardashian Fat Feet Heels Pregnant
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    Her body is made of sausage.

    • binks

      That empty purse she is carrying isn’t doing much to cover up that wide ass/thigh area like she hoped….

  2. Kim Kardashian Fat Feet Heels Pregnant
    KingDoosher
    Commented on this photo:

    Hammhooocks! Muthafuckin Hammhoooocks. (from a song you don’t know.)

  3. Feeto.. Couldn’t stop laughing…ROFL

  4. Soundproof hotel rooms? Is Riccardo is a light sleeper?

  5. MOINK!!!!!
    (A combination of Moo and Oink)

  6. tlmck

    No one has pointed out that for the first time in her adult life, she looks symmetrical.

  7. Isn’t it kind of selfish to be taking an infant traveling everywhere, most likely including overseas, just because you feel insecure that your man is yet again going to be absent for an extended period of time? Just seems irresponsible.

    Also buy some bigger shoes.

    MOOOOOOOO.

  8. Kim Kardashian Fat Feet Heels Pregnant
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    She’s like a professional wrestler.

    Bear with me here; on the one hand, it’s all fake, and therefore essentially meaningless, because the outcome of every “conflict” is scripted, and therefore, predetermined. On the other foot, you have to admire the pain, suffering, and sheer athleticism that the players display just to put on the show.

  9. inkydink

    she’s got every unexposed inch of her Spanx’d to the max. i feel sorry for their baby.

  10. Stacey

    Why does she look like Superman’s father Jor el in that outfit.

  11. Scrappy

    Looks like someone’s developing Cankles…

  12. Randal(l)

    what does she think she have on him that would make him listen?

    take his money? she’s set for life with his money already by carrying his bastard

    No sex? he’ll be on tour, he’ll be having wave after wave of cock and ass just thrown at him in every city he goes to.

    she’ll publicly embarrass him? He’s already been seen in public with Kim Kardashian, all the shame has literally been sucked out of him (She’s a famous cock sucker is what I’m trying to say)

    there’s nothing she can threaten him with.

    Randal(l)

  13. hey everyone, LOOK...

    …Fish has brought us another update about a Kardashian…who saw that coming!

  14. Kim Kardashian Fat Feet Heels Pregnant
    Kodos
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    I’m reminded of the scene in ‘Aliens’ where they find the Mama Bug all swollen up and ready to burst with the evil spawn…

  15. Kim Kardashian Fat Feet Heels Pregnant
    Deacon Jones
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    This is what old fat diabetics look like they before they cut off their feet.

    What a mess.

  16. Thunder, enraged & dishonored at her failure to protect Lo Pan, inflates to an enormous size without stopping, exploding and killing herself.

  17. Kim Kardashian Fat Feet Heels Pregnant
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    MOOOOOOOOOOOO

  18. The kid is going to be equal parts forehead and ass, with the rest apparently ankle fat.

  19. Kim Kardashian Fat Feet Heels Pregnant
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    julianne moore says: attentionwhore FAIL.

  20. Kim Kardashian Fat Feet Heels Pregnant
    anonymous
    Commented on this photo:

    LOL….I’ve seen baking cupcakes with less top flowing over.

  21. Kim Kardashian Fat Feet Heels Pregnant
    unreasoning anxiety
    Commented on this photo:

    mmmmm , pigs in a blanket!!!

  22. Kim Kardashian Fat Feet Heels Pregnant
    deliberately vague
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    cover those pig’s nuckles up , for the love of all that is decent about humanity

  23. Kelly

    Is is bad to hope the baby is like Stewie?

  24. Kim Kardashian Fat Feet Heels Pregnant
    Commented on this photo:

    The last time I saw something like these, they were being sold out of a jar in a convenience store in Alabama.

  25. Kim Kardashian Fat Feet Heels Pregnant
    TheOneBender
    Commented on this photo:

    I tried to think of the most harmless thing…something that could never, ever possibly destroy us….Mr. Stay Puft!

  26. Kim Kardashian Fat Feet Heels Pregnant
    sparky
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    next time douchebag wants to rant about his miserable life at his next pity party, this pic of famewhore needs to be blasted on the stage background big screen.

  27. alex

    Where to begin. Oh, how about the obvious: She’s an ugly person. Most women get pregnant and they get fat but they get more beautiful by the day. “The Glow” This one is trying desperately to hide it and look “glamorous.”

    Second, I love that she’s turned into a fat ham-footed beast—which is everything she dreaded in her previous non-pregnant life.

    Lastly, what the fuck is up with that outfit? Is that a cape? We all know she’s “Super-Fat” I just didn’t know she was supposed to be a member of the (recently cancelled) Legion of Superheroes.

    Ah, I feel better.

  28. Kim Kardashian Fat Feet Heels Pregnant
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    Even Tarantino would puke at the thought of licking pig feet.

    • have you no decency?

      That, sir, was over the line gross and uncalled for. You could have gone all day without saying that. Thanks for ruining everyone’s weekend.

  29. Freebie

    Those shoes look painful. Why doesn’t she just wear a nice pair of extra wide sandals that fit?

  30. Kim Kardashian Fat Feet Heels Pregnant
    SIN
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    Her whole body is a cankle.

  31. Kim Kardashian Fat Feet Heels Pregnant
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    I’m no doctor, but that looks like a pretty good recipe for gangrene to me.

  32. Kim Kardashian Fat Feet Heels Pregnant
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    This is the footwear that animal trainers use to train cloven-hoofed animals to walk upright.

  33. Kim knew she had to have a new pair of shoes today, and Carlo had helped her try on every pair in the store. Carlo spoke wearily, “Well, that’s it. That’s every pair of shoes in the place.”
    “Oh, you must have one more pair. . . .”
    “No, not one more . . . . Well, we have the cruel shoes … .”

  34. Kim Kardashian Fat Feet Heels Pregnant
    Sam
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    Gestational diabetes with , more than likely, preeclampsia… she’ll have that baby before her scheduled cesarean.

    • Do any American women (celebrity) actually use their vagina for what its designed for? You know,pushing out a baby…
      Do they all have programmed c-sections????

    • DRKLNG

      Agreed. And to think that she wants to travel with a newborn – overseas, on Kanye’s tour. As much as she thinks it’s going to happen, it will not. This pregnancy for her is just proof of how much of a waste of air she is. It only shows that’s she’s useless as a parent, famewhore, sex-tape whore, girlfriend and anything else she aspires to be or has been. Pimp-Mama-Kris should hop in a time machine and either A) swallow that load B) take the load up the ass or C) abort Kim/give that thing up for adoption. This is pathetic – but it’s great to know that her feet look miserable, like her life.

  35. Humpin Frog

    In Russia, the fame whoring porta john, finds you.

  36. Kim Kardashian Fat Feet Heels Pregnant
    cc
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    This is either Kim’s feet or a failed attempt at making sausages.

  37. Kim Kardashian Fat Feet Heels Pregnant
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    I see NASA has been renting out their material science experts to shoe manufacturers.

  38. Kim Kardashian Fat Feet Heels Pregnant
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    Her ankles look like refrigerator biscuits just after you’ve popped the cardboard tube open.

    Seriously, does this woman have *any* shame? Is she so hungry for publicity and attention that she’ll do anything for them, even if she looks ridiculous and grotesque?

    I’d be angry, but I suppose she gets off knowing that people think about her, even negatively.

  39. Kim Kardashian Fat Feet Heels Pregnant
    Jentilly
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    Lol she knows she’s pregnant right? Wear flip flops or flats moron!

  40. Kim Kardashian Fat Feet Heels Pregnant
    Not Kosher
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    Those are some nasty hoofs on that pig!

  41. Kim Kardashian Fat Feet Heels Pregnant
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    What devious spell was cast over the viewing public to make us see these five fat tootsies instead of the cloven hooves I know are really at the end of those chunky legs? Dark Magic, indeed.

  42. Kim Kardashian Fat Feet Heels Pregnant
    Rex Ryan
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    Is it my birthday already?

  43. vanmas

    she should stick to flats

  44. Kim Kardashian Fat Feet Heels Pregnant
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    Ugh! they look like hot dogs wrapped with rubber bands and scotch tape!

  45. Kim Kardashian Fat Feet Heels Pregnant
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    Oh the human manatee!

  46. Nicolette

    Will she just pull out that fake bump already and be done with all the “pregnancy” rubbish. I’m sick of how she’s trying to convince eveyone she’s pregnant and then proving to everyone that she’s not through her actions.
    Her and Kanye are dunzo. The split will be announced after she buys a baby or Kanye’s record drops.

    • kim k

      Honey that fat bitch would never pretend to be fat and fugly like she turned into. If she were pretending to be pregos like Beyonce she would just don the fake baby bump. This is real, her swollen feet are real. This is what a fat, unhealthy, toxic, ugly on the inside person looks like when they are pregos! You couldn’t tell I was pregnant in my 7th month! She looked like she was ready to pop in her 4th month! I’m so happy! For once their not shoving their wealth in our faces!

  47. Kim Kardashian Fat Feet Heels Pregnant
    me
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    Some of that is swelling from edema, to be fair, but she’s an idiot wearing those shoes.

  48. AnitaC24

    Amazed this porker hasn’t taken a header onto the concrete. I guess the devil looks after its own.

  49. Kim Kardashian Fat Feet Heels Pregnant
    El
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    That’ll do, piggies. That’ll do.

  50. Kim Kardashian Fat Feet Heels Pregnant
    Stewie
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    Kanye is finally realizing that he fucked up by basically writing this vaped fame who’re a blank check for the next 21 years.

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