Like every reality star trying to whore a dollar out of 15 cents this weekend, Kim Kardashian – sans Kris Humphries, of course – hosted her own Halloween party in New York Saturday night and showed up as Batman villain Poison Ivy. Which makes all kinds of sense once you realize urine is a natural remedy for poison ivy outbreaks. Clears it right up, according to the Google search I did five minutes ago just to make a pee joke. I’m very professional.
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“Which makes all kinds of sense once you realize urine is a natural remedy for poison ivy outbreaks. Clears it right up, according to the Google search I did five minutes ago just to make a pee joke.”
Funniest quip you’ve written in a long, way too long, time.
She will definitely make your crotch itch.
I would hit it with 2,4-D
Cool…
did she let some black guy pee on her also?
Of course, black people always pee in the bushes at the park.
Blahh blah blah who cares!
Never trust a big butt and a smile…oh wait, wrong Poison.
He shoots, he scores!
She probably grabbed the first 4 brothas she could find, yanked them behind the building and demanded they all did a circle jerk on her.
“He’s going to be here later on, hurry up!”
She ain’t no ginger.
MOO
No Costume ever covers the fact that she’s dressed as a giant fat ass.
If she wore nothing but green bodypaint, she could have been a python that just swallowed Khloe.
Either way…get too close and end up with a nasty rash.
I’ll bet the farts that come out of her ass are simply wretched.
She reminds me of a Redbone in that get up.
It can take up to three or four years for farts to make their way between her ass cheeks to the escape into the open air.
It’s a lot like astronomy. By the time the light from a star reaches us, it may already be dead. So the farts we smell today are really from about 5 years ago. Same. Exact. Thing.
Nope. No irony here. Kim Kardashian as 100% natural Poison Ivy.
Xtra strength prescription is required.proceed w/caution!!!!!
Like we needed any more reasons to associate Kim with itchy rash and blisters?
Ho ho ho, Green Giant!
Holy shit, she looks like peg bundy.
How many acres of Amazon rain forest had to be denuded to get enough leaves to cover her ass? And you people just sit here making comments as if it’s all some sort of joke? Is global warming funny to you? Does the ozone hole amuse you?
Part of her looks inflamed, and the other part looks gangrenous. Not much of a costume.
♫ She’s pretty as a daisy
But look out man, she’s crazy
She’ll really do you in
Unless she lets you pee on her skin
Poison ivy, poison ivy… ♫
pretty sure the coasters song Poison Ivy was about venereal disease, so yeah for once the bitch makes honest sense
too bad she didn’t use real poison ivy leaves. and i doubt she knows about the comic book character. green was the only corset she had that wasn’t destroyed from previous wear.
They always tell you not to wipe your ass with poison ivy, but they’ve never said anything about using it as a jit rag.
She looks like somebody shit on her face.
Lindsay lohan and her family are nothing but no class talentless trailer trash fame whores with absolutely no redeeming values whatsoever.
And you are what……look in the mirror girls.
fat poison… thats what she is…
I’m not sure a rabid environmentalist like Poison Ivy would approve of someone made out of non-biodegradable plastic wearing her outfit.
Kim Kardashian was is Poison Ivy
pantyhose
for someone who filed for divorce the day before halloween and was supposedly so sad, she looks like she’s happy and having a good old time to me……again…..FAKE FAKE FAKE