Kim Kardashian Was Poison Ivy
Like every reality star trying to whore a dollar out of 15 cents this weekend, Kim Kardashian – sans Kris Humphries, of course – hosted her own Halloween party in New York Saturday night and showed up as Batman villain Poison Ivy. Which makes all kinds of sense once you realize urine is a natural remedy for poison ivy outbreaks. Clears it right up, according to the Google search I did five minutes ago just to make a pee joke. I’m very professional.