Kim Kardashian Posed Naked For British GQ

September 3rd, 2014 // 50 Comments

People often forget that Kim Kardashian is only famous because she’s a porn star, a paid porn star who made a “sex tape” because apparently nobody can watch dongs going in anymore without Orwellian undertones. Anyway, here’s the bride of Kanye posing naked for British GQ which probably would’ve been awesome before the whole Internet saw Kate Upton with jizz on her back. Then again, there’s something to be said about a tastefully photographed ass crack the size of a goddamn canyon. There could’ve been a whole civilization in there. Obviously, it’s dead now, we all saw the video, but still one can’t help but wonder what it was like.

Photos: British GQ


  1. Kim Kardashian Naked Butt
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    Someone had no trouble accessing Photoshop’s database.

  2. Kim Kardashian Naked Butt
    Short Round
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    All right! All right!!! There are five lights! THERE ARE FIVE LIGHTS!!!

  3. Kim Kardashian Naked Butt
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    …. Grrrrrroossss.

  4. MoozBoy

    Hey Superficial, why the hell do you have a music player on your website? This isn’t 1996 anymore when embedding MIDI on your Geocities homepage was cool. Take it off, because people with AdBlock just see a stupid sound graph floating in the corner. Need more money from your content? WRITE BETTER CONTENT.

  5. Kim Kardashian Naked Butt
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    Very hot! Not Kim. Whoever thy photoshopped her head onto.

  6. Harriscandoit

    Wow she looks so bronzed! Like it’s a fake rub on tan…Also she looks so photo shoped it practically looks like the picture of a CGI character.

  7. tom

    There are a lot of naked cows in the fields in the countryside as well.

  8. And this is different from any other day in her life how, exactly?

  9. Kim Kardashian Naked Butt
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    I used to fap over this…

    Granted, this was a while back, before the shitload of plastic surgeries, and before she officially became Hollywood’s number one go-to black trains provider…

    Still, I did fap to this… and that makes me very sad.

  10. Robb7

    Seriously, 35+ pics of this cunt!!!

  11. Because no one wanted leaked pics of her.

  12. Red Ruffensor

    This skank is beyond disgusting.

  13. dontkillthemessenger

    She actually looks pretty good in North Korean GQ.

  14. Sulianto

    I am amazed at how all major gossip sites just decided to ignore The Fappening… I imagine them, Fish, Moe et al, inconspicuously walking into a hidden tunnel under the White House, marching in a single line, carrying torches and mumbling ancient, forgotten hymns, before gathering around a circle of paparazzi blood and voting on whether or not they would use the new material, the ever-desired pics that justify their very existence…

  15. Poison Ivy League

    What the fuck is up with her face? So manly and always looks like she’s sucking on a straw.

    • mark

      HA! I was going to write something along the same lines…I fucking DESPISE that pose!!!
      “make your lips stick out with your mouth slightly opened”? come on!! this pouty faced/duck lips pose of hers better end quickly or i’m going to shit into a fucking bag and mail it to her. fucking god-awful degenerate, toilet-massacring, cunt-vomit pig. I didn’t think there’d be anyone I’d loathe more than lohan and then this turd stain came along.

  16. Dox

    and lo, there shall be imbedded videos, and rumors of imbedded videos ‘pon the great sites of man. And then, the whore of Babylon shall be pictured nude on a fashion magazine. These are the signs of ends times.

  17. Jonah hill

    Gee this is way better than seeing a 23 year old Kim getting railed by a giant black mamba. #noassholenocare

  18. In response to the mass celebrity invasion of privacy known as “The Fappening”, the media showed a unified front of support for the affected actresses and models and many comedians used their craft to ridicule the perpetrators…and Kim Kardashian? She said “I’m naked too..doesn’t any one want to look at my naked pictures?”.

    • anonymous

      It is interesting that the Fappening occurred and there is ZERO pics of Kim K. Just goes to show you that she’s not snapping nude selfies of herself without getting paid.

      • Hmm

        She’s on the list of people that were hacked, it’s just that no one gives a fuck about seeing her. Hell Selena has like 8 photos of herself topless and Bar Rafaeli has a curling iron stuck up her ass and no one seems to care about those either. All those nerds seem to care about is boring, average ass Kaley Cuoco and I for the life of me can’t figure out why?

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    Bingo Bong
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    Why is she trying to look like Jennifer Lopez circa 2014? Not even Jennifer Lopez wants to look like that.

  20. Kim Kardashian Naked Butt
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    Is she trying to surgery herself into being a JLo clone? What the fuck?

  21. A duck that moos.

    • mark

      spot on. it totally looks like she’s saying “moo” in that picture too! that’s the stick- out-your-lips-and-blow” pose. I don’t think she’s capable of doing any other.

  22. Sancho

    Looks like a dude.

  23. Kim Kardashian Naked Butt
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    Someone KILL whoever leaked this SHIT!
    The hacker known as GQ!

  24. Kim Kardashian Naked Butt
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    I’ll bet that ass has it’s own orbit.

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    Mike Anger
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    Fuck it, why didn’t I get “Internal Server Error – Read” when this shit appeared on my screen?

  27. Yup

    I’m confused; didn’t this slutty gutter whore claim, after the playboy shoot, that she would never strip for a photo shoot again? Oh well; anything for attention & money…

  28. No nips? No snatch? Gee, how daring, but I don’t consider that to be posing “nude.”

  29. anonym

    so much shit has been done to her face, she’s unrecognizable.
    See what she looked like before-

  30. mark

    fuck this smelly dimwit. nothing more than a fragrant turd target.

  31. Kim Kardashian Naked Butt
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    that ass of hers is utterly grotesque. and yet there are idiots out there who celebrate and fetishize this type of physical deformity. meanwhile, her toilet cowers in mortal fear anytime it hears footsteps approaching.

  32. MOO (in a British accent)

  33. if a whale and a cow fucked and the mutant baby took a shit on a bed it would look like this and smell better.

  34. Kim Kardashian Naked Butt
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    that is the longest crack I have ever seen. disgusting. everytime i see hers or any of these other fake asses like coco, nicki whats her face and the rest…. it just reminds me of the biggest shits they must take. nothing sexy about looking at an ass and thinking of stinky shits. its so ugly I can’t believe she shows it.

  35. Kim Kardashian Naked Butt
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    The ozone layer just grew another 20% after all that airbrushing

  36. In Kim’s case, the British “GQ” means Guernsey Quality.

  37. Kim Kardashian Naked Butt
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    geez! what a fat ass bitch! GQ has low standards!

  38. Kim Kardashian Naked Butt
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    fat fat fat fat fat!!!!! too much plastic surgery!!! why not lose all those fat instead of morphing into somebody else eh, kimmy!! ???

  39. Kim Kardashian Naked Butt
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    Good thing she wears size 14s.

  40. Kim Kardashian Naked Butt
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    “We’re gonna need a bigger shoe.”

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