People often forget that Kim Kardashian is only famous because she’s a porn star, a paid porn star who made a “sex tape” because apparently nobody can watch dongs going in anymore without Orwellian undertones. Anyway, here’s the bride of Kanye posing naked for British GQ which probably would’ve been awesome before the whole Internet saw Kate Upton with jizz on her back. Then again, there’s something to be said about a tastefully photographed ass crack the size of a goddamn canyon. There could’ve been a whole civilization in there. Obviously, it’s dead now, we all saw the video, but still one can’t help but wonder what it was like.
Photos: British GQ