Kim Kardashian & Lindsay Lohan Are Invited To The White House

April 27th, 2012 // 125 Comments
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In case there was any doubt Barack Obama is running a morally corrupt administration that actually recognizes homosexuals as human beings, forces the secret service to solicit prostitutes and basically runs America into a pit of moral decay where sluts have control of their slut bodies, Kim Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan have been invited to the White House Correspondents’ Dinner thus tarnishing the hallowed halls of our nation’s capital. Who else besides a secret socialist Muslim would perform such a crass, insulting act to our great nation? Except, oh wait, it was Fox News who invited them. Via Gawker:

Kardashian was invited by the news network; Greta Van Susteren and her husband John Coale invited Lohan.
Kardashian is no stranger to the gala, having attended in 2010 with Van Susteren. Her plus-one for the evening will be momager Kris Jenner. Lohan’s publicist told WaPo’s The Reliable Source that his client will be bringing along her defense attorney Shawn Holley.

Keep in mind, this is the same Greta Van Susteren who threw a fit when Louis C.K. was going to host a correspondents’ dinner causing him to back out (h/t Meghan McCain), but bringing a constantly enabled junkie and the giant assed epitome of everything that’s wrong with America is just peachy? It would’ve been less offensive if she brought an actual terrorist.

GUEST: So what do you do?
TERRORIST: Oh, you know, I wake up each day and use terror to fight a Holy War against anyone who’s not a pure member of my religion. It requires a lot of training and careful planning and so forth, but it’s a living.
GUEST: Wonderful, wonderful. You’d love our Christians here. And what about you, dear?
KIM: Cameras follow every detail of my carefully scripted, materialistic and shallow life because my own mother helped me leak video footage of an R&B singer fucking me.
GUEST: Jesus. Security! Get the one with the mustache out of here.
SECURITY: They both have mustaches.
GUEST: The one with the ass!
KRIS: Kim, the Constitution’s in my purse! Cheese it! *throws knockout gas*

Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN


  1. Billy Rubin

    She’s starring in an Off – Broadway play “ASS you like it “, her first foray into Shakespeare.

  2. Kim Kardashian Ass Butt Tight Pants
    Geoffrey Harrington
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    Her pants and the resolution of my monitor are creating “Moire pattern”. It’s the first creative thing she has done since she organized celebrity closets

    • Jacopo Peterman

      She organized celebrity closets? then she has done something useful once in her life .Did she organize A list celebrities closets or just other piss – mops like herself ?

  3. Venom

    Is she just going to let that fat ass grow until it destroys all of us?

  4. Irving Mandelbaum

    She doesn’t need KW to be a “Power Couple”
    Those ass cheeks are a “power couple ” all on their own

  5. Karl Mandelbrot

    Her tits are almost big enough to distract me from her ass

  6. Just for the record, The White House Correspondents’ Dinner is not held at the White House, nor is it a presidential event. It is a scholarship fund raising dinner held by members of the press who cover the White House. The media outlets buy tables and then fill them with celebrities to get attention or score an interview with the promise of dining in the same room as the President, who is also an invited guest and speaker.

  7. Mitch

    AWESOME! Golden showers on Kim in the secret service office! Maybe Barack can get in on that too however doing blow with Lindsey in the Lincoln bedroom might distract him.

  8. Clint

    She needs to get back with Ray J for a new anal-pee pornd.

  9. Fish its spelled “wide house.”

  10. jennifer

    Colombian Prostitutes (Sofia Vergara Uhhmmm)
    as they think it attainment her have now
    not act
    she appears as herself

  11. ExpletiveBMP


  12. Kim Kardashian Ass Butt Tight Pants
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    She looks insanely hot in those pants.

  13. Kim Kardashian Ass Butt Tight Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    Dammmmmmm…they had to have used the “jaws of life” to squeeze her into those pants~~

  14. Kim Kardashian Ass Butt Tight Pants
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    Saggy fake fat ass.

  15. Kim Kardashian Ass Butt Tight Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    Her friend actually has a real nice bubble butt. Kim’s has fat in it and it sags with cellulite.

  16. Kim Kardashian Ass Butt Tight Pants
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    She’s so fat she can’t close her shirt and look at those fat hips.

  17. Kim Kardashian Ass Butt Tight Pants
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    anyone who thinks this ho has a nice ass is smoking crack. It’s a fat saggy potato sack.

  18. Kim Kardashian Ass Butt Tight Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    That is a case of the two A’s = Awesome Ass

  19. Kim Kardashian Ass Butt Tight Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s the matter pelpoe, you guys are mentioning Hannah Montana, Wizards of Waverly Place, Phil of The Future exe. But nobody? mentions The Suit Life of Zack and Cody, or The Suite Life on Deck. Come on, those were classics

  20. Kim Kardashian Ass Butt Tight Pants
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    This is seriously one of the most beautiful and sexy bodies ever… just like my gorgeous and curvy gf.

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