Kim Kardashian Leads A ‘Private Life’ Now

Just four weeks ago, Kim Kardashian came out of hiding and since then has been frequently spotted by the paparazzi, photographed at premieres in Paris with her giant breasts hanging out, plastered all over the Internet to the point of parody after tweeting her ass in a swimsuit, engaged to Kanye West in a proposal that’s already became a prelude to another wedding special and hosted her own birthday party in Vegas with her tits hanging out again. So naturally she went on The Tonight Show last night and told Jay Leno she’s a more “private” person now. Via NY Daily News:

“I’m very happy right now,” she said. “I can’t complain.”
But the “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” star recalled what it was like to be harshly criticized for her pregnancy weight gain over the past year.
“It really hurt my soul,” she said. “It changed how I am in public. I’ve tried to live more of a private life.”

And by private she means openly petty and vengeful in the most public way possible:

Kardashian said her now infamous bathing suit selfie —the one that sent the Internet into a frenzy after she posted the sexy shot of her in a high-cut white swimsuit with her rear end on display — was more like a “middle finger” to the haters.
“I actually just sent that to my boyfriend — my fiancé,” she said. “And I was like ‘babe can I post this up?’ This is my big middle finger to the world, and everyone that called me fat.”

To which Kanye said, “As long as I get to tell people I’m going home to fuck it,” which is exactly what he did:

I had no idea telling millions of strangers you’re going home to bang counts as a private life, but then again, I’m not a rich rap star, so most women prefer I never tell anyone I had sex with them. They also prefer I don’t have sex with them to begin with, but you get my point.

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