Kim Kardashian Leads A ‘Private Life’ Now

October 31st, 2013 // 55 Comments
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Just four weeks ago, Kim Kardashian came out of hiding and since then has been frequently spotted by the paparazzi, photographed at premieres in Paris with her giant breasts hanging out, plastered all over the Internet to the point of parody after tweeting her ass in a swimsuit, engaged to Kanye West in a proposal that’s already became a prelude to another wedding special and hosted her own birthday party in Vegas with her tits hanging out again. So naturally she went on The Tonight Show last night and told Jay Leno she’s a more “private” person now. Via NY Daily News:

“I’m very happy right now,” she said. “I can’t complain.”
But the “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” star recalled what it was like to be harshly criticized for her pregnancy weight gain over the past year.
“It really hurt my soul,” she said. “It changed how I am in public. I’ve tried to live more of a private life.”

And by private she means openly petty and vengeful in the most public way possible:

Kardashian said her now infamous bathing suit selfie —the one that sent the Internet into a frenzy after she posted the sexy shot of her in a high-cut white swimsuit with her rear end on display — was more like a “middle finger” to the haters.
“I actually just sent that to my boyfriend — my fiancé,” she said. “And I was like ‘babe can I post this up?’ This is my big middle finger to the world, and everyone that called me fat.”

To which Kanye said, “As long as I get to tell people I’m going home to fuck it,” which is exactly what he did:

I had no idea telling millions of strangers you’re going home to bang counts as a private life, but then again, I’m not a rich rap star, so most women prefer I never tell anyone I had sex with them. They also prefer I don’t have sex with them to begin with, but you get my point.

Photos: Getty

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  1. “It hurt my soul” Kim thinks she has a soul? LOL!

  2. She has a stall in the barn all to herself.

  3. I live a private life = my livelihood is based on my privates.

  4. Urbanspaceman

    Private people usually appear on television wearing see-though white garments with black underwear.

  5. dirtdog

    pig cunt.

  6. I read this as we need to MOOO harder and she’ll go away

  7. Roberta

    She’s so private that she had to tell the world that after she’d given birth, the first thing she did was check on her lady bits. Gross and disgusting, this one.

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    reinhard heidrich
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    why does this pig cunt mud person even get invited on Leno??? does the mother cunt have pictures of Leno in drag with her alleged husband??? she should be tied up, have her fucking belly slit open and let wild boars feed on her entrails….just a thought….

    • Y’know, if you’re going to go the “mud person” moronic white supremacy shit route and post under the name of the Obergruppenführer you adore, you really oughta know that an intellectual deficiency, such as an appalling lack of grammar skills and not being able to spell Heydrich’s name correctly, probably would have bought you a very nice little tour of Berlin in ’40. Of course, it would have been in the back of a really special van, one that had the exhaust rerouted to the interior, but hey, that’s the true price of hero worship.
      Just a thought.

    • Dave in Denver

      To answer your question now that justie has finished his spiel and stepped off his soap box; the same company that broadcasts and produces Leno’s show [NBC Universal] also owns the network PimpMom & KimPee’s show is aired on [E!]. In commercial media this is an example of what is called “cross promotion”.

      Cross promotion is a standard practace that most media companies engage in. Need another example? This site constantly engages in cross promation. Didn’t you ever wonder why there are always articles about the Kardashian’s here? The same group that ownes this site and RadarOnline [SpinMedia] also manages all the offical Kardashian sites.

  9. sc4play

    Let me be the first to call bullshit!!

  10. nadsak

    Sure she is not a size 2, but I think she is hot. Nothing wrong with some meat on the bones.

    • That’s exactly what they say about all the cows being led to the slaughter. Moo.

    • Dox

      It’s not the physical aspect of her that makes her unattractive. Truthfully, its that she and the rest of her family have blatantly turned their life into a media circus for monetary gain. What they did to the two kids, and now North… its dehumanizing.

      This happened once before. When the Jackson Five got big. And Michael basically grew up under a microscope. It did not turn out well for him, in any way. You would think any half responsible, decent human being that possesses a soul would consider that before forcing a defenseless child into the spotlight.

      And what’s worse is she is now engaged to what has to be the single most arrogant, self absorbed asshat ever spawned by man or beast.

      This… is what makes her unattractive.

  11. bitch stole my grandma’s table cloth…

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    Her ass is larger than Jay Leno’s head.

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    Cock Dr
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    MOO

  14. She’s exhausted from starring in “Blackfish”.

  15. She’s a SPERM WHALE!

  16. cc

    I was wondering where’d she’d been these last few months.

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    Notice in the background the models of the various types of STD’s she has been exposed to over the years.

    Got to hand it to Leno, they get the details right.

  18. stillfat

    diaper….

  19. Soul? That entire family could all chip in and they still could not come up with one soul between them.

  20. thatsadude

    “It hurt my soul” What a fool she is to let what total strangers think of her affect her! But she’s still FAT! Why does she say she got her body back? And she’s OLD and a MOM now?? How sexy ISN”T that??? And her Vag is stretched out from Kanye…bitch your 15 min of sexiness are SO over! Move over for the next suckkas oh ya, kyle and kendal

  21. Hugh G. Rection

    Good idea, Kim. The more private, the better.

  22. jt

    she has a soul?

  23. mark

    here’s a novel idea if you’d like more privacy, stop calling the paps and telling them where you’ll be.

  24. Damien

    Her soul was sold to Satin on the 6th minute of the 6th hour on the 6th day of her birth by her pimp mother.

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    anonym
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    her face looks like a fucked up surgery job.

  26. Kim Kardashian See Through While Lace Dress Black Bra Underwear The Tonight Show
    anonym
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    so much botox, her smile doesn’t look right.

  27. You guys have it all mixed up. She doesn’t mean she wants more privacy. She means that she’s signed with Private Media Group for her next sex tape. It’s that European porno company with all the golden shower content.

  28. still a moron. still insanely bangable.

  29. MFer

    Somehow the “sexy” side of a lace dress gets lost when one wears grandma underwear.

  30. Ramsey

    Her ass is COMPLETELY out of proportion with the rest of her body. How can ANYONE think that’s attractive.

  31. KanyeisGay

    I give this Marrilee 2 1/2 years tops. Thoughts?

  32. RayJ

    I gotta pee.

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    Brannie
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    What the fuck happened to her face?

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    Teddy
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    What a pig

  35. Kim Kardashian See Through While Lace Dress Black Bra Underwear The Tonight Show
    Teddy
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    Jay is saying to her is your ass fat or is it just me

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    Teddy
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    YES! I like to be urinated on doesn’t everyone?

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    mark
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    Her new look is a bad J Lo. The contrast of the faux blonde hair and the tanner makes her washed out looking. And sorry, if you’re private, you’re nothing. Your existence is based on being a media whore. Meh.

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    mark
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    Not a thought in her head.

  39. Kim Kardashian See Through While Lace Dress Black Bra Underwear The Tonight Show
    mark
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    My cat looks more intelligent.

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    Freebie
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    My cat is more intelligent.

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    warin
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    She looks like an ape from the side view

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