Kim Kardashian Understands What The Hell Kanye Is Talking About
I’m 96% positive Kim Kardashian is only capable of exactly two thoughts and two thoughts only:
1. “How can my vagina get me more publicity?”
2. “Oh God Jesus Christ my legs are breaking! Why did I let my mom talk me into this?!”
So when she told Access Hollywood that she completely understands the the words coming out Kanye West’s mouth, it was probably the biggest piece of shit that will ever fall out of any of her butts. (Mouth- and/or butt-butt.) Also, I’m pretty sure the only person who understands Kanye is a cartoon mouse that tells him he can fly with his ears. Via Defamer:
I completely do understand when he’s talking about something that he’s really passionate about, because it’s not like he just goes on a tangent talking about it—it’s stuff that we’ve talked about at home and in conversations with our friends and hanging out for so long, that I completely know what he’s talking about.
I’m going to go out on a limb here and say this is exactly the type of conversation these two have during the five minutes that they’re in the same country together and aren’t fucking. Or are. Why rule that out?
“I’M A TUNA FISH BEE NEEDLE TORNADO SWIRLING UP TRUTH BOMBS ALL OVER THE INTERNET ABOUT HOW I’M A COP WHO’S GOING TO STICK HIS DICK IN THE INFINITY GAUNTLET!!”
“Oh my god, like watch me eat this salad really slow because it like hurts to open my mouth.”
“WHOA. SNAP! HOW LONG YOU BEEN IN THIS ROOM?!”
“The whole time?”
“THAT’S IT! I’M GOING TO EUROPE!!”