Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Might Be Getting A Divorce
“Haha, I’m getting half of your money.”
“Haha, I don’t have any or know what year it is.”
Kim Kardashian is an empty shell of a person who’s only concern in life is using her gigantic ass for fame and fortune. Kanye West is the hip-hop version of our president-elect (a.k.a. a crazy person), so it really should come as no surprise to anyone that their marriage is falling apart. And why do I think it is? Because Kris Jenner is working her ass off to say it isn’t. TMZ reports:
Sources close to the couple tell TMZ, recent reports Kim’s planning to hightail it out of her marriage are total BS. In fact, we’re told since Kim’s robbery and Kanye’s hospitalization, they’ve grown closer and rely on each other more than ever for support.
Since he’s been home, we’re told Kanye’s been getting much needed rest and spending time with his kids. We’re told he’s recovered enough to start working again, but still not overwhelming himself with big projects.
Except what TMZ left out is that Kim and Kanye are living in separate houses. PEOPLE reports:
Though Kardashian West, 36, was a constant presence by her husband’s bedside while he remained hospitalized, an insider told PEOPLE she was “overwhelmed” by the situation and concerned about West’s relationship with their children, North, 3½, and Saint, who just turned 1.
As they work through marital frustrations, a Keeping Up with the Kardashians source tells PEOPLE that the couple are currently living in separate households for medical reasons.
Of course, let’s not forget that Kanye’s “breakdown” is the crux of him receiving a huge insurance payout to cover the concerts he cancelled, so this just as easily could be Kris Jenner manipulating the press for profit and sheer sexual thrill. Fortunately, there’s an easy way to find out. – *holds crucifix up to screen, watches it burst into flames* – Yup, devilry. I knew it. You could tell by the blood coming out of my eyes.