Kim Kardashian is Pretending To Be Pregnant

September 16th, 2010 // 57 Comments

Seen here eating Ben & Jerry’s in Paris today (These are for you, Mel. You earned ‘em.), Kim Kardashian is reportedly dropping hints that she’s pregnant and was spotted buying pregnancy tests in London, according to Life & Style:

Her cravings have gone into overdrive. While Kim had recently started the Sunfare meal plan to keep her weight in check, she suspiciously ditched the diet earlier this week to indulge in heavy carbs. Continuing these new eating habits, she was spotted leaving dinner at L’Ami Louis, a French bistro known for generous portions, on Sept. 15 and stopped for ice cream at Ben & Jerry’s in the City of Light on Sept. 16.
The Keeping Up With the Kardashians vixen is also admittedly emotional: She cried while watching Shrek on her flight to London and has been expressing how much she’s missing her loved ones.
“God gives you what you need, not what you want,” she cryptically wrote on Sept. 14, “and sometimes more than you ever dreamed of.”

Jesus Christ. Here we go again. Is it Provide an Easy Out for Celebrities Too Lazy To Go To The Gym Because Ice Cream is Yum Yum Day? I’m serious, just like Jessica Simpson, everyone jumps to the conclusion that Kim has to be pregnant because she quit her diet after two whole days. There can’t possibly be any other explanation like, say, she’s an over-entitled celebrity who doesn’t feel like she should have to work for anything and released a sex tape to get famous instead of honing any type of talent. No, definitely not that. Gotta be babies.

Photos: Splash News


  1. FunkyFingerProductions

    If it’s true, this kid is just to further her “carreer’.

  2. Taz

    She looks like that snake thing from Beetle Juice

  3. Darnkness!

    I’m very surprised that’s not a chocolate ice cream cone she’s shoving down her throat.

  4. why would we care? is it news that women get pregnant? your fucking DOG will get pregnant if you don’t take steps to prevent it.

    has anyone stopped to ask why following people around who aren’t doing anything interesting is interesting?

  5. fester

    Nah she isn’t pregnant, it’s just that her ass cheeks have gotten so big that they reach around to the front.

  6. Tanzarian

    She gives good cone.

  7. Ah yes the other sperm prospector… Hint kim the first hundred tests were negative. And is this the only way u and jessica think u can trap a fella?? Try DIETING. And growing a brain. No offence..

  8. Deacon Jones

    God help me when my lady gets pregnant….

  9. FruitLoop

    Kim K later Tweeted

    “Girls, if you want to be hot like me, have your new boyfriend piss on your face while getting it on video. You’ll be the most popular girl in school. It worked for me, it can work for you too. You do want to be like me, right, you little slutlettes?”

  10. Woofus

    I don’t mean to be nit picky but is it the angle of the photo that makes her arms look fat? I don’t think she’s FAT but I thought she had been working out and was all super skinny now

  11. gus

    Bieber baby?

  12. Kim Kardashian Might Be Pregnant
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    Why would you call Jessica Simpson fat a few posts below and ALWAYS give Kim K the slip by? I mean yeah she looks pregnant here, but she’s always been Fat with a capital F.

  13. Rach

    This lady needs to learn how to pick out the right color foundation. It’s supposed to blend into your neck!

    Also, she’s not preggo, just fat, etc. etc.

  14. Kim Kardashian Might Be Pregnant
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    Yuck, look at the heavy makeup! You can see where the makeup goes partway down her neck and to her harline and ends. I wonder if she gets that spray-on makeup, and that’s why the lines are not blended? Honey, at least try to match your natural skintone.

  15. Pia

    She’s in fucking Paris and the best thing she could come up with for dessert was American ice cream? Did she order a Bud with her meal? ………………….

    • Alinka

      Couldnt agree more… This unsophisticated, unrefined beast, is having Ben & Jerry’s in France. What a disgrace.

    • SFinDC

      THANK YOU. That was my first thought when reading this, too.

    • NotEverythingIsAmerican

      Why would you even think ice cream has anything to do with America? Besides that precursors were around for hundreds of years before christ, France opened it’s first ice cream cafe in 1651. (yay Wiki!)

      • chelsea

        Ben & Jerry’s is an American ice cream company, idiot.

      • NotEverythingIsAmerican

        Actually, it isn’t American. It was bought by Unilever in 2000. Time to move on. Brave new world of globalization and all that.

        And the ice cream that’s made in France has significant differences than the ice cream we eat here.

  16. Cock Dr

    “Gives good cone” indeed.
    Plenty of material here for those motivated pervert Photoshoppers. Get to work guys!

  17. Marcus

    keep working those lips, mmmmmmmmm…….

  18. GP

    I think she needs a bit more eye makeup….whattya think? Jeezus.

  19. Obvious

    Take a good look. It’s going to be a long time before she puts “anything” white in her mouth.

  20. Randal(l)

    “Uh…yeah…*hides empty pizza boxes*….I’m…uh…*hides empty Taco Bell Wrappers* ….I’m pregnant. *hides KFC bucket tower* …yeah, pregnant with a baby …*hides chocolate covered bacon*…yeah, pregnant…*hides Wildebeest carcass* “

  21. Jamie

    She’s good at that…as we all know.

  22. Blah

    Who eats ice cream like that?

  23. Nah, she’s not pregnant. Her ass is just moving north to a cooler climate. Once it reaches her upper back, she’ll look like Quasimodo. Or Kourtney.

  24. anonym

    these pics can be photoshopped with a cock in her mouth

  25. TheDeal

    wish that was my dick

  26. …and where exactly is she “pregnant” at? her left ass cheek or the right one?

  27. Anonymous

    With an ass like that who cums in her snizz?

  28. R2

    Damn the makeup goes down to the chin.

  29. captain america

    well, this means: EXTRA ATTENTION!!
    (true or false)

  30. Righty Whitey

    you can see all the scars around her mouth from sickle cells piercing her skin. Her father must be so proud.

  31. gross

    this kim character is nothing but a fake wh*re. why doesnt she just go away?

  32. horsefaceskank

    she looks like ‘MADAME’ the raunchy ventriloquists dummy …
    lawwwwwwwwwd she’s fuggin ugly !

  33. Hugh Gentry

    I wonder if she can get the whole thing in her mouth???

  34. Holy Hoover!!! She looks like she has an expandible jaw like aRattlesnake eating a rat!!! If her mouth stretches that easily can you imagine her putty tatt? YEEEEEK!!!!

  35. Bunny

    Hey. Ice cream cones are perfect for practicing The Skills baby.

  36. Ned

    My dream is to feed her an endless stream of baked beans, and than let her blast loud, wet farts into my face. Can you overdose on methane?

  37. Kim Kardashian Might Be Pregnant
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    i like how her face and arms match.

  38. lbees

    What, she’s not allowed to eat an ice cream cone? Jesus.

  39. Fred

    Why would anyone eat Ben & Jerrys in a town where Berthillon is available? Is it because the “cornet double” is about 1/10 the size of that cone? So, the Balzar or KFC for lunch?

  40. Kim Kardashian Might Be Pregnant
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    you can see her hair bump where her weave is located, around the side and then the big bump under her ponytail lol.

    Its amazing you can make millions without making any real contribution to society.

  41. specialkay517

    Like someone pointed out, who eats ice cream that way! I look at the photo again, thinking “yeah, that is kinda what I thought when I first saw the pic”. Then noticed that she is holding the cone in a very unusual position too. Could it be that she knew pictures of her were being taken and therefore purposefully at her cone in a racy way that could easily be photoshopped??? And to all of you who think she doesn’t have brains, think again. That is her fake personality, just like Paris Hilton. She knows what she’s doing…she’s making millions, and it isn’t by accident.

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