Seen here pretending she didn’t tip off the paparazzi so she can pretend she doesn’t want to her picture taken, Kim Kardashian has apparently been placed on a “media lockdown” by Kris Jenner who honestly believes limiting Kim’s exposure will make people love her again and be excited for the next season of Kim & Kourtney Take New York. Sadly, she’s probably right because we live in a piss-shit world obsessed with piss-shit people who are only famous for being pissed/shit on. RadarOnline reports:
“They did not anticipate the extreme backlash and the damage it would cause to the K-brand as a whole. The whole empire has been affected by this dumb marriage and Kris Jenner is all about getting paid,” a source close to the family told RadarOnline.com.
Kim’s public appearances have been strictly limited by her mom-ager since she filed for divorce on October 31 after 72 days of marriage to Kris Humphries and hastily returned from an Australian promotional tour.
“Kim and her sisters are the puppets. Kris is the puppeteer,” the source said about the family dynamics.
Another source told RadarOnline.com that Kris has told Kim that she doesn’t want her to do anything in public or any interviews until their reality show launches next week.
“Kris wants to make sure that the ratings are huge for their show and she knows that if Kim stays under the radar until that airs again they’ll get the maximum publicity out of her situation.”
“They did not anticipate the extreme backlash,” is probably the most genuine statement I’ve ever heard come out of the Kardashian camp because I seriously believe they thought they could get away with Kim getting a divorce barely two months after the most hyped-up wedding since Prince What’s-His-Face married that chick with the hot ass’s sister. And in all actuality, the Kardashians probably are going to get away with it because as long as their show emits bright lights, their audience will watch it. They could do an entire episode of nothing but Khloe trying to pick up a can of tuna with her paws, and their fans would light the canned food industry on fucking fire until they agree to make bear-claw-friendly tuna cans. At this point, we’re just teetering over the edge of America dividing itself into Beliebers and Golden Shower Whorebeasts Lovers followed by a brutal civil war that ends with the Twi-hards setting up a parliamentary government from the wreckage. There’s literally no other outcome.
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“But MOM…I’ll miss the PARTIES!
“But MOM….I need to go SHOPPING!”
Throw that fake famewhore down a deep dark well.
That’s the kind of lockdown she needs.
That family is why I support a law making it possible to deport U.S. citizens.
Yeah, but where are you going to deport them to? No country is willing to this family. I’m thinking air dropping them over the Amazon…without parachutes.
Somalia.
There’s nothing “in charge” there to prevent dumping those scumbuckets there.
As a representative of the United Kingdom, I officially label the Kardashian family as personae non gratae.
This MF’er who couldn’t close his eyes to save his life is the rea person we have to blame for the Kardasians? GTFOH
Just kill yourself already, fattie
It’s all Kris’s fault. HE DID IT! Bitch is classy to the end.
Fuck kim, who’s the broad with the hot set of tits trying to block the camera!?!?!?
Looks like Brad Pitt isn’t the only one hiring from the League of Hot Assistants.
Fish, you missed your chance to help the cause by refusing to post anything about the Kardahsian’s prime revenue stream…that would have proven you to be a team player by helping Kris with her media lockdown….too bad, all the media just doesn’t lock them out, PERIOD!
But then he couldn’t write such an outstanding commentary. Fish you are like a fine wine, you are getting better by the day.
No shit. WHY the fuck are you posting pics of ANY of these K-holes?
‘Sadly, she’s probably right because we live in a piss-shit world obsessed with piss-shit people who are only famous for being pissed/shit on’
Exactly.
That’s all I have to say.
MOO
Who do I need to see about getting this woman to block the Kardashians from my view for the rest of time?
Hahaha
LOL THIS.
Fact. Truth. True story.
Fish, your last two sentences made my day complete. I can go home now.
Yeah, I do not look forward to my future in the Sparkle Kingdom
Dumb, stupid, whore family.
If all of us don’t watch her show on Sunday, it’ll get cancelled.
I PLEDGE TO NOT WATCH SUNDAY
I never miss her show. I never watch it, so I never miss it.
bhahahha thank you TomFrank, I enjoyed u comment. I dont have a t v or cable. I never miss her show either
I’ve never ever watched her show, so keeping that pledge is not a problem.
I have never watched the show…for that matter, I don’t even know what network has the Whoretrashian Golden Shower Hour.
I’m just old enough to remember a time way back when, when being pissed on by a semi-famous person’s brother while being filmed would provide the inverse of fame — ignominy. In that world, little girls would not have a chance to innocently and mistakenly idolize such a skank, because television would not have dreamed of allowing her on the air, because sponsors would be mortified at being remotely associated with her.
I miss that world.
well said.
:-) spot on.
sigh.
Well put
yep, I also remember the days when you had to have actual talent to be famous. Or have a #1 song on the charts.
Like, Like, Like!!! I always feel like I sound ‘old’ when I say stuff like this…
msctex, actually that was so perfect, can we use that quote on our website? (i’m with boycottkim (dotcom))
Feel free.
That’s what happens when you have retarded girls pretty much choosing what is acceptable in society. Kim Kardashian and her ilk may go away, but I guarantee you there’ll be another like them.
Right on.
Too bad there’s no way anyone can make this a permanent media lockdown?
Too bad it’s just a MEDIA lockdown.
Yes, as a matter of fact. Take TLC off the air.
i hope she commits suicide
10-1 odds her mom already has a plan for how to capitalize on that eventuality.
lockdown = recycle urine for drinking + survival.
no problem for kk.
With any luck, this act of hubris on their part signals the beginning of the end. Speidi went that way, these clowns can only surely follow.
FUCK this worthless family.
I’m surprised she has stayed this long out of the spot light.if we never saw this family again I think it would make alot of people happy.
It puzzles me when straight American males are vilifying Kimmy K for getting a golden shower, if it did happen. I’m assuming they don’t have the gull to administer a little humiliation in the bedroom? They don’t obtain a GF just to go hiking look pretty all day do they? Kimmy K is a good girl in my book, and thankfully for her she did not get corn holed or the masses would take to the streets with pitchforks and torches.
You think that any given guy has the sexual desire to pee on his girlfriend?
If you don’t have the desire, it should be outlawed?
If you do have the desire, should it necessarily be glorified?
Focus msctec. Its pee not the disgusting stuff that makes babies.
Ah. Carry on then.
Sea gull?
Yes but this one is with an A.
Yes but this one is with A.
I usually like you Rough, but you are so far off on this you need a map to get back to reality. Why on Earth do you think all males want to administer humiliation in the bedroom? How small is you penis anyway? Only a pathetically insecure “man” would make that statement. Most men relish in giving pleasure and fucking well, not debasing..
You see why I don’t want anyone to approve my comments? Now I’m on your bad side? Sorry I need unconditional love, that being said. I’m not proposing anything out of ordinary or anything you haven’t begged for…Stop acting like, I’m some kind of deviant. Merry xmas.
You’re not some kind of deviant. You’re some kind of douchebag.
Clarence I was just talking about the female intuition that let some guys do certain things. They know it from the first ten minutes of introduction. Not saying all guys get the privilege. Now go stuff yourself, and remember don’t eat too much or your prospective lover will have too much respect for you to humiliate you…
Thank you Clarence.
I think people will feel more at ease if I change ‘humiliate’ to the word ‘rough’. Doesnt it sound more comforting?
“I think people will feel more at ease if I change ‘humiliate’ to the word ‘rough’. Doesnt it sound more comforting?”
Not even remotely the same meaning. Sociopath.
If she’s supposed to be famous for being a sex star– so be it. She wasn’t even THAT interesting on video. If she’s gonna fuck her way to fame and riches, she should at least be good at it.
Thx cranny! I will be looking for more psycho analysis from you throughout the day.
Or it might be because the dude was black. Going for the jugular on this one.
you didnt make any sense with u comment. did it ever occur to you that ppl( heterosex man and women ) cannot stand her bc she represents the vapid shallow selfish greedy oppurtunistic culture that we are leaving in. for me, it has nothing to do with her peeing, giving bj or sleeping w black men.
this 30y.o woman was crying on her honeymoon after she realised that her 75 th $ diamond earring was gone. when her husband playfully pushed her in the water at the beach. this woman(apparently) was having temper tantrum after her husb. dared to be playfull. this is not about her fetishes or even recording them. its about her being shallow and ugly in the inside.
Don’t worry 999, I don’t usually make sense anyway. Before you bring both subjects (race, greedy opportunistic culture ) up for discussion, are you considering American history or not? When can skip it and go right to it. Btw you might be a minority with your ending comment…
999 did she take the ugly side of us to a new level? Sure. But she certainly did not create them…
You know, I’d judge women for being such saps for people like the Kardashians and Bieber, but men go just as crazy over…oh no wait, that’s right..
There was always 3 in the relationship. Kris, Kim and her plastic ass. The bitch of an ass was always got in the way!!
I too believe that the “K Brand” is damaged. I also believe that the only way to solve this is to give Kim the slore a short Mohawk haircut and a tattoo on her forehead a penis in the act of urinating.
Whats a kardashian?
Daniel, cover your eyes and ears and run like the wind! (dangerous but worth it)
Maybe you can escape without ever knowing what a Kardashian is!
Someone seems to be losing her hair..not gonna name names, but it rhymes with Kim Kardashian…
Before Daily Show yesterday there was a Kim & Kourtney advertisement. I felt very luck to live so long without seeing/hearing them on TV. I feel very dirty now.
If the Kardashians go away forever, then it will truly be a Merry Christmas.
Let’s hasten their demise, shall we? Sign the No More Kardashian petition at the gopetition website today! Over 166,000 signatures (with fun to read comments, it’s like one giant slambook)
Now if every fucktard would stop watching, reading or buying into any of that Kardashian Krap they might just go away!!
lockdown: forever? we can only hope.
When is she oing to do a new sex & pee video?
The media stopped covering Paris Hilton, and she pretty much went away. Why not this fucking cunt? Stop reporting her!
and that took how many years?
Oh please, please let this lockdown be a permanent situation for that entire horrendous family!! Is there anything we can do to make sure the lockdown is served in Siberia?
I would be willing to kick in some cash and hire the guy that made the news a few years ago for punching Snooki in the face. That was f*cking epic. I love watching that on YouTube. I’d pay money to lepers for seeing Kim get knocked the f*ck out.
God damnit, Fish, that was excellent.
Peeps need to BOYCOTT any entity that has anything to do with the KARtrashIANS. I’m done with E. Pity….I used to like The Soup, but I’m done with the E channel. Those KarTRASHian wildebeasts need to be run out of “showbiz” on a rail.
She’s disappointed because she just found out what “Black Friday” really means.
Boo Fucking Hoo!!
Who gives a Rat Shit about you BITCH!! Too bad you’re still breathing air you fucking useless SLUT!
Here’s hoping your car gets demolished, with you still in it!!!
Cock-sucking CUNT!!!
All I want for Christmas is for the whole Kardashian family to go down. God please bring their evil karma down so they can spend life with the devil.
WOW she is so fucking FAT.
I’m more shocked that she drives a Prius. I’m surprised she doesn’t drive a gold encrusted unicorn..
Is this stupid bitch really wearing a “KK in the city” shirt promoting her new season while pretending she doesn’t want to be photographed?
This stupid fat bitch has no brain, they only thing they are good at is shopping. This divorce only helped people realize how stupid and superficial this family is, I would be glad if the show is cancelled, there are much more important things in the world than sitting ur ass infront of the tv watching this bunch of whores shopping and eat like there is not tomorrow, thats why they are so fat!!
She sure seems to like posing for the paparazzi without any make-up on these days…Obviously someone (her mother) thinks people are stupid enough to feel pity for her at the sight of these pictures.
The country on lockdown to get away from you and your family. BOYCOTT EVERYTHING karDAShian with their face or name on it, including their pimp motha.
Do you really think anyone on the Superficial would buy anything with their name or faces on it!!
Actually, that includes their whore tapes. Behave yourselves men! Control yourselves! Go let one off over some horses mating instead You might even get more aroused.
its not the show we must boycott, it’s the SPONSERS!
The products that advertise on the show.
That’s the quickest way to get this off the airwaves.
I really hope their shows get taken off the air!! I am boycotting all of the stores that carry Kardashian products.