Kim Kardashian is apparently flipping out over Playboy.com releasing outtakes (above) from her 2007 photo shoot this week because I’m sure something like this wasn’t specifically written in the contract and agreed to in advance. They must’ve broken into her house and made her take a cut of the profits! No, not again! RadarOnline reports:
The Keeping Up With The Kardashians star, who publicly expressed regret about doing the naked shoot, now has reacted privately about the new photos surfacing.
“Kim was really upset that the new photos were released,” a source close to Kim exclusively told RadarOnline.com.
“She freaked out that they were out there, she didn’t think that they were going to be seen again.“
You know what? I’m willing to accept Kim Kardashian has no clue how the Internet works and legitimately thought the issues would be recycled into textbooks for under-privileged children. (“Mommy, why can’t I stop reading my math book?”) That being said, I don’t know how she explains this letter written to her fans over a year after the shoot:
There are a bunch of reports about me on the web claiming that I said I would never do Playboy again. They’re quoting me as saying, “It was a one-off. I don’t think I’ll do Playboy or anything like that again.”
THIS IS TOTALLY FALSE!
First of all, I have never used the term “one-off.” It’s simply not in my vocabulary.
Here’s my thinking: While I’m not planning to pose for the men’s magazine in the immediate future, I definitely don’t want to close the door to the opportunity! I absolutely love Hugh Hefner and the rest of the Playboy team and appreciate the opportunity to work with them!
Never say never,
Kim
I think what she meant to say was:
“Oh, my God, Playboy raped me and forced me to do the shoot.
I’m just a strong-willed businesswoman trying to bring happiness to the world through a scripted reality show, carefully choreographed paparazzi shots of my mammoth ass and pretending I didn’t get famous by releasing my own sex tape for $5 million.
Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Bieber.
Lindsay Lohan’s my new BFF.
[Various other Google Keywords here.]
DON’T EVER STOP LOOKING AT ME!
- Kim”
That sounds about right.
Photos: Playboy
YUMMY!!!! Would lick that till it fell off
Just goes to show how much better her face looked before all the fillers, implants and botox. She doesn’t look like she will melt away if left out in the sun too long, in these photos. Nowadays, she looks a wax figurine.
Shes a beautiful woman shut up.
For all you white boys that love Kim K. don’t forget she only likes black men. Her and Khloe are only into black men. Then again nowadays its hard to find a woman out there that doesn’t prefer black men to boring white men.
She’s just nasty….fat ass and worst of all stuck up and lousy bitchy attitude
The only one making a big deal about the pictures and even giving a shit is her. Being a tart is what made her famous.She can say she got famous because she was a stylist and blah blah,but not many people even know that.SMH
After I originally commented I clicked the -Notify me when new comments are added- checkbox and now every time a remark is added I get four emails with the identical comment. Is there any manner you may remove me from that service? Thanks!
this is the first funny comment you’ve ever made on the site
agree. Also i would like to say I would still knock up Lindsay lohan. Why am I posting this here?
Easy because that is more interesting that this .
and yes if this woman offered herself i would do her. happy folks.
Who Cares!!!!!!!!!!!!! She’s nothing, but some skank with $$$$; what a waste of money…
there’s no such thing as “leaked sex tapes”, there’s only people who get paid for doing PORN movies and everyone else.
Kim falls into the former category, and now that she’s “famous” she wants everyone to forget how she got that way and pretend she has something of value to offer.
Sorry Kimmie, you only have value in the fact that we like to see you naked, sucking cocks, getting pissed on, and having jizz blown on your tits. Well done, proud of yourself yet?
I was not stating this as something I would look forward to. Stop jumping to conclusions.
riiiight.. and that’s the second time that email address has been posted here in a week. if i thought it was yours it would be on nambla’s distro already :-) cheers back, “stephi”~
hair brush? yes, it is a common modeling tactic to brush ones hair first. I don’t think it rises to the level of photoshop dishonesty though.
Hahahahaha! jkhjkh wishes dicks tasted like assholes. i guess they would if you the dude f*ck you in the ass first.
you can suck mine after I ram it up that holiest of holes…
Dude – you need help – assuming she has a decent pussy, which is probably fat ass smelly trashed out skank fest, her ass probably is so ranked out you couldn’t imagine… Who hasn’t had her!
i meant air brush
You are retarded. She’s a fat, fucking, no talented, pig.
What a wide ass, fake tits – wow… why do people think she is some celb, I don’t get it….