BREAKING: Kim Kardashian Filing For Divorce From Kris Humphries

October 31st, 2011 // 41 Comments

Saturday night, Kim Kardashian told People magazine that, “That no matter what we do, there’s going to be rumors,” when asked why she wasn’t with him for her Halloween party or basically ever. Turns out that meant she already had divorce papers together and is filing them this morning, according to TMZ:

We’re told even though the marriage was short, she will not seek an annulment. It’s a garden variety divorce, in which Kim cites “irreconcilable differences.”
We’re told the date of separation is listed as today, Oct. 31, 2011.

And why not? The E! special just aired and she already banked close to $20 million for a couple of hours of pretending to plan a wedding. People don’t know how hard it is to keep up the facade of fake marriage for two whole months. It’s a miracle she survived.

Adding… If you still believe a single thing that happens on these hairbags’ shows is real, bullets are food now. Superman wanted me to tell you that, and it seemed really important. You could tell by the way his cape was all bunched up.

Photos: Getty, Splash News

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  1. Aw, no way! If a famewhore who will do anything to have the camera pointed at her and a guy dumb enough to marry a famewhore who will do anything to have the camera pointed at her can’t make it, what hope is there for the rest of us?

  2. The fact Kris didn’t know Kim was married before lets you know how much he really new about her and her insatiable love of Alabama black snake.

    I wouldn’t piss on this whore if she were on fire….If everyone would just stop following her every move, stop buying her shit, she eventually goes away….She’s irrelevant in 5 years.

  3. Chauncey

    Where’s an Ottoman Turk when you need one?

  4. Dave Mustaine

    Who cares about this insignificant waste of skin and the rest of her ugly family.

  5. Venom

    She is getting a divorce, no way?
    And to think not a single one of us saw this coming, we all thought this was true love. lol
    This family is so fucking pathetic. What next, Rob is going to marry Nicki Minaj or something?

    Reggie Bush must be just sitting in his house laughing his ass off right now.

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    bassackward
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    Bwahahahahahaha……..Couldn’t have happened to a nicer fame-whore!
    Well, this is absolutely NO SURPRISE!, since this whole thing was, IMO, nothing more than a slick money making scheme, devised to defraud the public and get this useless whore back into the news IN A BIG WAY! For all those many gullible “news” outlets that are dumb enough to follow and publish this walking, talking, PONZI scheme… maybe NOW you will learn to ignore useless, talentless, trash like this! These vermin are a blight on society, and you’ve all paid millions to empower them… you stupid fools! Perhaps the idiots who televise their shows will wise up, and drop them… and I would just LOVE to see this Bimbo get sued for all she was paid (PLUS damages) to televise the sham wedding!

  7. DARTH VADER

    NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOOooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. Minky Wail

    I doubt even Mr. Slave could beat her in a whore-off.

  9. bbiowa

    If her “husband” got just 10% of the wedding revenues, he still made $100K for each month he was close enough to smell another guy’s piss. Homeless people do it for free. Well played, whatever your name was, well played..

  10. Brooke

    ZOMG Not a divorce! That’s, like, totes depressing you guyz. I haven’t been this bummed since Heidi and Spencer filed for their divorce, or when that Bachelor dude divorced his top choice… But I just know the Courtney Stodden girl and Dougie are going to make it! That love is for rill!!

  11. Anya

    BREAKING: Kim Kardashian’s Eyes Grow Giant Spider Legs, Apocalypse Imminent

  12. tom

    What’s with all the urine posts there ?

  13. BT45

    I feel sorry for her. Greed has completely consumed her. She is a soulless, materialistic, empty sack of bones. Everything that was human about her died a long time ago.

  14. r

    I knew it wasn’t going to last but even this was quicker than what I thought.

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    Misana
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    She reminds me of J. lo now.. in more ways than one.

  16. Walking through a store yesterday and mag cover after cover were plastered with her stupid ass with some concerned look on her face along with some bold yellow caption “ENOUGH!” or “IT’S OVER!” etc. ad nauseam.

    WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK.

    Why people lap this shit up is a true mystery.

    “People don’t know how hard it is to keep up the facade of fake marriage for two whole months. It’s a miracle she survived.” – Exactly :)

  17. anonym

    I hope someone finds a loophole to sue this bitch for the scam wedding

  18. anonymoose

    It’s just Ol’ Spider-Eyes making a fool of herself again.

  19. KK-Hater

    Kim you are a USELESS Fucking CUNT, you are a worthless piece of SHIT. What’s wrong with living in Minnesota, not enough room there to fit you FAT ASS? Well bitch what is it? Not enough paparazzi to get you on the daily news cycle? You make me sick you cock sucking, useless fucking CUNT!! Do us all a favor and just kill yourself!!

  20. PraiseHim!

    See, and this is why we cannot let them gays get married:
    MARRIAGE!!
    CHILDREN!!!
    A MAN AND A WOMAN!!! CHILDREN!!!
    SANCTITY!!!
    CHILDREN!!!

    Oh wait…..

  21. King Beef

    I don’t know what happened…(wiping away tears)….I thought they were going to make it…why after that grand wedding would she…oh yeah, he’s not black.

    Apparently, if you got a year round tan, you’re husband material…I should probably stay off the streets…warn your black friends!!! SUPER-ASS is coming for you….

  22. forrest gump

    she simply needs a man to controle & advice her in life.
    ……….NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND!!

  23. tlmck

    This actually is a shock. I figured they would milk the marriage angle until at least the season ending cliff hanger episode, “Will they divorce or won’t they?”.

  24. The Cynic

    And we move ever closer to Idiocracy. My wife actually watches this fucked-up family. Theres no amount of derision that can cause her to turn them off.

    • Michael

      I know you should be respectful of other people’s privacy, but wouldn’t it be better to just either change the fucking channel or just turn the TV off. The next time your wife watches this show, do one or the other. Convince her not to watch it. Bingo, you saved our country. And we’ll hold a ticker day parade for you.

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    IWONKY
    Commented on this photo:

    Money Hungry Lard Ass Auditions To Be Female Vulcan

  26. IWONKY

    Lard Ass is as Lard Ass does.

  27. Mia

    WTF is up with her hair & make-up in this photo? Her make-up is super obvious and it makes her look even more fake (wow they actually managed to do that!?) Then there’s her hair. Why does she insist on wearing such tight pony tails? It looks awful on her and her make-up around her hair line makes her look like she has dandruff or balding issues. Also the fly-aways. Kim there’s a thing called hairspray. Use it!

  28. Anon

    You’re an idiot. HE didn’t want the wedding televised or any of that bullshit stuff, it was all Kim. If you watched the wedding ‘special’ you would have noticed he got NO say in the wedding, Kim and Kris K planned the whole thing. If you look closely, you’ll see Kim is the biggest attention seeking person out there. She will do anything for money and fame, can you not see that? She’s a pathetic piece of scum, honestly why don’t I make a sex tape with someone pissing on me so I can get famous too. Pfft, wish she’d die.

  29. I Mean What

    Will Kim rake in more money from the divorce than what she netted from the wedding? And if so, which ding-dong companies are lining up to sponsor the divorce? Will Range Rover provide cars to get her to court proceedings? Surely there is a fashion brand that wants to sponsor her butt for when she goes on the stand and boo-hoos about their “irreconcilable differences” http://bit.ly/spoSEM

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    laura
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    The real reason: Kris saw her without the mask on.

  31. sam

    That’s it, these celeb just know how suck money out of everywhere. I say boycott, don;t buy there clothes etc. In fact don’t even report on them fish.

  32. Ellyanna

    Thanks for spending time on the coumpetr (writing) so others don’t have to.

  33. Jeanette

    somone needs to slap this girl time for a wake up call maybe if she stop rushing all her dam relationships n stops going from guy to guy things just MIGHT just work out for her and maybe if she stop just calling about HERSELF all the damn time.I dont feel sorry for her at all!! i feel sorry that Kirs had to deal with this bitch he should be happy that he isnt married to her anymore everyone talks about what a loser he is this and that but kim isnto much better only thing she is good for is making sex tapes and being an annoying whinning bitch on tv

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    sosickofkk
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    holy orange face

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    sosickofkk
    Commented on this photo:

    i use to like both kim and jlo but not anymore cuz they became such diva using fake bitch whores

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