Kim Kardashian couldn’t decide what to wear to Heidi Klum‘s Halloween party, so like a good attention whore, she posted slutty pictures of herself to Twitter for her fans to help her pick. Their options were:
Cheetah Woman – with a giant ass.
Chesty Pirate – with a giant ass.
Queen of Hearts – with a giant ass.
And Little Red Hiding Hood – with a giant ass.
Kim ended up going with Little Red Riding Hood which, in her defense, is the exact outfit I’d choose if I couldn’t manipulate the environment my gigantic ass was being photographed in. Sure, she could’ve hit the gym and looked awesome in the Cheetah one, but then again, the mere thought of physical effort is practically Kryptonite to the Kardashians. I hear Khloe hides behind a lead shield and starts cursing out Lex Luthor whenever Lamar asks her to walk a dish over to the sink. “Can’t we just buy a new house with clean dishes in it? You’ve gone mad, Luthor! *wookiee moan*”
Photos: Getty, Twitter
What a douche bag she is.
Really? What a heavenly douche bag it is. All that freshly baked booty and juicy lips? I didn’t think a leopard could make me so horny.
You must be into furrys
Can someone remind me, why is it that people care about these Kardasian’s?
That’s quite scary looking.
I would fuck the shit out of that giant ass if I wasn’t born a white boy.
Literally?
she looks fake and plastic in whatever she wears.
she is so fake and sl*tty. gross.
She’s plastic.
Fame WHORE. no one wants to look at u anymore, BURN whore
No thank you.
Maybe it’s just me … but isn’t this hobag a little old for this?
Kugh kyour kfifteen kminutes kare kseriously kup kbitch
What’s up with all the “K’s” Calm down. This is Kim , everyone should be used to this by now.
After due deliberation, I conclude that Kim’s Halloween costume was that of a Big Ass slut of some kind, someone who has had LOTS of plastic surgery.
Does she even know where she is?
She looks like there isn’t a thought in her head.
Like an Alzheimer patient who just wanders around smiling because they have no idea what is going on.
The sluf outfit works perfectly
Damn! Even in this oufit the longest ass crack ever!
Shouldn’t she call the Guinness book of records?
hahahahaha Nero I never even noticed that!!!
Does anyone else get the impression that this girl is as narcissistic as they come? What’s going to happen to her when she hits the brick wall of disappearing good looks? With all the shit she’s done to her face that day will be sooner not later. What will the Kardashians do when no one will pay them to come to their party (because no one hires old & worn out looking B-list fame whores for entertainment, sports or fashion events)?
Quite the complainers on here today, aren’t we?
I would faint if I saw her in that cheetah outfit in person. John Holmes style
God damn that is one big nice ass she is packing. I know they say “once you go black, you never go back” but Kim, I got one thing to tell you, If it ain’t white, it ain’t right because if you go black, you become a single mother.
You mean you become “Baby Mama”.
God damn that is one big nice ass she is packing. I know they say “once you go black, you never go back” but Kim, I got one thing to tell you, If it ain’t white, it ain’t right because if you go black, you become a single mother.
Amen
The only Kardashian with a kid out of wedlock has a white baby daddy.
Swoosh!!!
And he’s a douche.
You’re a moron.
Grab a pen or pencil, draw two dots on a piece of paper with a line under the dots to represent a mouth. This will trigger a sense of facial recognition in your brain. When we see images (such as these photos of KK) that include faces and eyes that seem to be looking at us, the brain tends to process the information as if there is a living human being in front of us with something going on inside them. But there isn’t, and in KK’s case, there’s nothing going on inside her image OR the living person. There’s nothing there but an empty “superficial” shell designed by evolution to trick human males into wanting to reproduce. Guys, you’d do better to roast your junk over a campfire than to tap this ho.
But if reproduction is ur sole goal u could do worse–the women in that fam do appear to be plenty fertile
I would totally lick her ass crack to death!
Halloween is my favorite holiday; it gives an excuse for all of the skanks to slut-it-up for a night
I agree, I was out Friday and Saturday nights to Halloween themed parties at Clubs up here in the T-Dot. Ho’s, ho’s and more ho’s. It seems halloween gives women an excuse to be completely slutty even if they are saints 364 other nights of the year. I’m not complaining, I’m just saying, like Valentines, sluttiness shouldn’t be reserved for one night a year!!!
By the way, KK looks good here to me. I think her made up face is a bit much but I like her features AND I think she has a kick ass body even with that booty. The fact that she is talentless and has celebrity confuses the crap outta me, but looks wise I think she is attractive. Except for the hundreds of pounds of splooge she has guzzled over the years…
I love halloween too, but I have one question for women? Why wait for that one night to be all slutty? Be slutty throughout the year don’t just wait to do it 1 night of the year and act like a prude 364 nights!!!! I was out all weekend to Club parties and my god, the sluts were out in force. The pickings were good my friends, very VERY good. KK Is a pretty girl. I think she has a great figure too, so in terms of her looks I think she’s attractive. The problem is the 100′s of feet of cock she has taken in all her holes, the gallons of splooge she has guzzled, and the fact she has no talent or discerneable reason to be famous makes me shake my head but take all that away and she’s hot.
THIRD FUCKING TIME POSTING THIS!!!!
I also love halloween. I was out all weekend at clubs and the sluts were out in full force. Women who are sweet and innocent 364 days a year were slutting it up this weekend. Just one request to the women out there; why wait for one day a year??? Let it out!!! Be your slutty inner selves all year long!!! The pickings were good my friends, VERY good!!!
As for Kim K, she has a pretty face and to me a very nice figure. She’d be one hellova hot fuck if it weren’t for the miles of pipe she’s already laid along with the gallons of jizz she’s guzzled.
…it wasn’t any more interesting than the first two times…
Sad. It’s really getting desperate and pathetic now. She is addicted to makeup and living her so-called life on camera and seems to crave more and more attention every week. What a truly sad, joyless existence. No wonder she will never have a real man that loves her and not just her ‘famous for being famous’ lifestyle.
I want to F*@k something with a tail.
Although I’m not into the furry theme, I’d still like a reverse cowgirl from her. She should stick to dressing in silver paint.
she’s so disgusting, pathetic low life attention whore and a straight up whore too
I hate Kim Kardashian. But I love dat ass!
Agree.
I know why most guys are scared, they’re afraid they might lose an arm…Best costume
holy freaking FAT.
Did she eat her sisters?
She’s RIDICULOUS. That ass was made for smacking, squeezing, and biting. I would destroy that.
Ok I’m done.
her ass is disgusting, and she is a fucking turd. I wish she’d go the fuck away.
I would let her take a dump on my chest. I wanna sniff that big ole booty.
when that ass falls she is going to be back where she started, on her knees in front of the camera.
Nice veiny tits.
No.
her face is starting to look like Snooki’s
Hate to clean the litter box after she got done with it.
Pls, we are sick of these wastes of time.
DAted Costumes……ughhhh
omgg i love her costumee..!!!! she is so beautifulll
Hey, she went as a pig fat pig. So really, she didn’t dress up at all.
THEY SHOULD PUT A BEEPER ON THAT ASS… FOR WHEN SHE BACKS IN
Wait until she realizes she’s old enough to be the mom of most of her target audience.
She copied Ashanti…..
# 7 of these pics shows how veiny here boobs are , but she is still hot and very doable.
I always find it amusing to see Kim’s girdle butt. Poor KK has not had any kids and already has the mommy need a girdle figure.
I cant fucking stand her! What a stupid little attention whore! I wish she would just go die somewhere. She looks like shit in this costume! Isnt she supposed to be some kind of sex symbol?
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW