I’m glad Ben & Jerry declined her proposal for a urine flavored ice-cream.
“Piss-stachio” flavor, I assume?
with all the guns in America i can’t believe not one has been aimed and fired at this fugly bitch.
close,Dick but I think the proper sound is OINK,OINK
aguilera, simpson, kardashian. it’s a goddamn barnyard menagerie here today.
Sex farm trifecta in play.
She is going to win the Motorboat competition for sure.
She’s practicing for her next anal/pee video.
Famous quotes from this modest flower- “My pussy feels like it’s going to explode” and ” Shit Ray ,Im going to cum”.
“You owe me $20, Khloe! I told you I could pick it up and put it back down again without using my hands.”
“Kim Kardashian competing with her family in The 2012 South Florida Dragon Boat Festival in Miami.”
So who won the competition for looking most like a Dragon Boat? Kim or Khloe?
Pacino actually looks pretty good here. HOO-AH!
Gravity is destroying you as we speak. Get out there and squeeze as much cash from those udders as humanly possible.
This far exceeds my daily allowance of cuntery.
NICE UTTERS, OH YES AND A FAT ASS
PLEASE GO AWAY
I find your comment udderly inane
I clicked “View Full Size” and my monitor exploded.
No, Kim. It’s the “Dragon Boat” festival, not the “Draggin’ Butt” festival.
you can see cellulite THROUGH her tights…
If you look closely, you can see a point of daylight shining through right below her boobs. Apparently she’s been fucked hollow.
She is fat.
For a second I thought, Why is she wearing her backpack so low on her butt?… then came the Matrix-like realization: There is no backpack!
Don’t these bitches ever do any exercise? They look like they haven’t walked more than 20 feet in their lifetime!
Those asses are like Cubist art – not sure what the artist is trying to say but it doesn’t look like anything I’ve ever seen on a real human.
Camel toe , camel foot , camel feet . She must use a frisbee for a diaphragm
she’s just rescuing two starving calves. she’s a giver.
It is in these hills that Juan Valdez and his trusty steed gather coffee beans in the morning. It is also in these hills that the legendary Black Anaconda has been spotted.
She has Steatopygia
Is that fear of anything white under 12″?
Mathematically, it’s when the mass of the ass is greater than the combined mass of all the other body parts
I hate myself for this but I would bang her.
“I would bang her because I hate myself.” There, I fixed it for ya. Now drink this soothing chamomile tea and tell me your troubles.
Uh Kim, that’s “Dragon Boat Festival”, not “Draggin’ Boobs Festival”
I would give her an Angry Dragon.
She’s just trying to get the days papp’ing done all at once. Ass, boobs and veins, all on display in one pose.
Draggin’ butt is more like it.
Even her back fat has back fat. Gross.
I’m going in.
She looks good.
looks like fat ass runs in the family.
I normally like fat ass, but hers look like pillows stuffed in there.
Still trying to convince us we should pay attention to these, eh Kim? Nope, still not working…where’s the ass shot?
Whomp there it is.
Baby on board.
I think I’ll start referring to her as Wyoming ‘cuz she’s got some Grand Tetons!
her lips are SO done. the bitch won’t stop lying about it!
Of course she knows the papparazzi are there. The Kartrashians always call them and probably pay them to show up.
You can see the ripple from her implant! Everything about this girl is FAKE!!!!!!
“Someday, Kylie, you’ll be able to do this …”
“Kim, everyone else is facing this wa…”
Kim: “Shhh…I got this.”
She is so stumpy and frumpy looking. And real asses NEVER look like that!!!
She looks like Michael Jackson here
Again, has Michael Jackson risen from the dead???
She’s just bending over to make her fat ass look smaller.
You know you’re doing something wrong when your MOTHER has a better ass than you…
Eww! The mom doesn’t have a better ass. I really dislike women that don’t know what men find attractive. Whats WRONG with you?!?!
i wonder if that front bum reeks as horribly as her massive krap kannon in the back. obese asses like hers are nothing more than putrid, dung dispensers that smell so revolting they could gag a pig farmer.
the thing girls will do to make their mothers happy. now excuse me, I suddenly have a need to make a trip to Dairy Queen.
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