When Mila Kunis attended the Marine Corps Ball last year, there were barely three pictures of her that someone obviously managed to snap without her noticing. So of course when Kim Kardashian showed up this year, there’s a goddamn bonanza – With ass shots! – of her posing outside before bailing fifteen minutes into the meal. (She tweeted she left at 9:04 pm. Dinner was served at 8:45. h/t Todd) But you know what? Let’s not waste another second harping on what a horrible attention slore we already know Kim is, and instead salute her badass date who, with courage and bravery, clearly went, “I don’t give a fuck, I’mma stare right at those titties.” Semper Fi, marine, Semper Fi.
Photo: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, WENN
Can’t wait for the 15minute movie to come out of their “date.”
I can’t believe that for one iota of a second I actually thought that this was a nice thing for her to do. It was an obvious attention ploy.
A few months ago, a coworker of mine was abandoned by her husband and left with three kids right before Christmas. Three people from work coordinated a massive effort to have the best Christmas ever for those kids. Those of us who helped were sworn to secrecy to not tell her that it was them who did it.
Because that is how you do a good deed. You make it about the deed, not about you.
Shame on you, Kim. Actually, better said, Shame on MOO.
I’m with you on this one too, MegP.
I’ve always had a lot of respect for Kim Kardashian since her career started to flourish. Assisting the homeless, attending worth while charities, helping local communities, and just being the face of goodwill.
But this? Heartless, cold and just down right rude.
Randal
I had no idea she was such a Mother Teresa. I always thought she was just a fat-assed fame sucking whore.
im surprised this fat-assed whore doesn’t take instagrams of her taking a crap to show off her disgustingly gross fat sloppy smelly shit filled ass. she has never done anything without wanting attention and approval and public recognition. she has no morals or ethics or compassion for anyone. when i saw the video of the Israeli’s blowing up that car in the Gaza i was hoping that this bitch and Kayne “monkey face” were in there with the terrorists.
Make up stories much? A few months ago was summer, not “right before Christmas”.
Wow, I meant to say years instead of months. What would be the point of me making up the story… it wasn’t even about me. I wasn’t the one who helped. I made up a story about something happening to someone else? Get a life.
Don’t let Hostile Virgin Bob get to you. His mom hasn’t washed his Star Trek sheets in weeks and she forgot to buy GoGurt – - again. Oh, and Bob is 47.
“Oh, I thought you said it was the Marine Whore Ball. See ya…”
Nothing speaks more of the greatness of soldiers than the fact they will put their lives on the line to defend among others, THIS!
Marines aren’t soldiers, they’re Marines.
From the Merriam-Webster dictionary: “Marine” (noun): one of a class of SOLDIERS serving on shipboard or in close association with a naval force. Now, are you familiar with the Venn diagram?
This guys future with the marines is toast. They can’t promote someone that is this dumb, even in the Marines
what a cunt. and what a stupid marine for asking this cunt to go.
He may not have asked her. His CO most likely issued him an order to “take one for the team”.
“bring a urinal cake , eight – lane anal highway to the Ball, and make the Corp proud “
“on second thought , make sure it’s only a cameo appearance , like , say , 20 minutes”
“make sure she has a huge , disproportionate ass so the guys will not dwell on the sub – par food “
Funny, I would’ve figured they’d have more chemistry since he’s a black guy with a penis.
This is my fame-whore. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman has trained you well Pyle.
That Marine should be promoted and decorated for standing that close to a herp grenade. Saved his buddies.
The Phew. The Plowed. The Mammaries.
She does more black guys before 9 a.m. than most people do all day. (I know this is for the Army, but dammit I thought it was relevant!)
Remember when we wanted to kill “The Reds, and Red Coats”, for that matter? Makes me wish we wanted to kill the red-dress wearing whore! Hoo-raaa!
she makes me ill
She’s just a cun…. MMMMMOOOOOOOOOOO
You can say the whole word :) And who the fuck is giving all these great comments the thumbs down ?
Probably the mom.
Jack; since the same people that run this site [BuzzMedia] also manage all the offical Kardashian web-sites, I suspect they are the ones behind all the thumbs down.
Kim “LOL, I heard Marines are good at assulting bitches but what they really mean was beaches! I’m so stupid.”
Not sure why anyone is shocked by this. Obviously done for the PR, since she has demonstrated time and again that she is an egocentric person with a pretty demonstrable prediliction to lie about what she does.
Their 2nd choice was Courtney Stodden, but her bedtime is 8pm
another terrorist win. count it.
Clearly he is just back from the middle east and hungry.
Can we PLEASE get a Kardashian filter in this damn place?
We could, but it’d just be clogged with hair and ass-fat within ten minutes.
Brilliant.
Then we’d have to scrape it with a stick, like that time a possum got stuck in my pool filter. Honestly, I’d rather scrape dead possum than Kardashian ass.
Even though she was there for 15 minutes, I bet the line for the head went out the door and around the block.
She gives lousy head, if that goddamned sex tape is any indication. Ugh.
I like slore. Combination of slut and whore. I also love the MOO. We should start calling her “Moo slore”. she could be a character in Star Wars Ep VII!
Of course, Moo Slore would only let black guys ride her.
“Then, during the Third Reconciliation of the Last of the Meketrex Supplicants, they chose a new form for him, that of a giant Sloar!”
Haaahahahaha!! Nice!
“Many Shubs and Zulls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of a Sloar that day, I can tell you!”
She is just disgusting and just further proves what a fame whore she is! These soldiers give the ultimate sacrifice and the fact that she can only give 15 minutes of her time is despicable. Shame on you, Kim!
The day I can turn on my computer and not see one single member of this fucking family on it will be a great day indeed. Just one fucking day please.
15 minutes for her to get all the way down to the ball(s)? What took her so long?
Black mans Kryptonite.
In every photo like this, etc. etc.
“Eyes … front ! ”
“That’s where I’m looking, sir ! “
I bet she thought she was going to the Marine Whores Ball.
She realised they were’t gonna be giving out any whore awards, so she left.
Semper FameWhoris
Kim never travels without her personal paparazzi.
“I said I’d stay for 19 minutes, and that was 18 minutes ago…”
WTF is this shit. Screw this post.
she left early because there weren’t enough black men, and that sergeant looks like a pansy
I would love to see you call him a pansy. Can I please watch and videotape it? Your hospital visit also?
Look at that body language – she is leaning so far away from him. Awkward!
The recruiters never told him how horrific the dangers would be.
The only thing she cares about at that ball is the fucking camera.
She’s blown more black dues than Hurricane Katrina. Shitty of her to just show up for pictures and leave. Of course, if it had been a white Marine, she would have been busy. These hardcore mother fuckers fight for your freedoms, and that includes the freedom to get pissed on in a home video that made you millions. So Semper Fi, and fuck you Kim you goddamned cow. You could have enlightened this young man by staying.
MOOOOO
“I don’t get why this bitch is so fam- oh, shit! She’s got me! I’m down!”
MOO
Of course she left 15 minutes into the dinner. They put a plate of prime rib down in front of her, and she ran out, screaming, “I’m not a cannibal!”
this stupid, fecal-smelling ditch pig is not worthy of living. i will vigorously celebrate her death.
Too bad the ball wasn’t in Iraq. Then he could have killed her family, screwed her brains out, then killed her too, set their house on fire and claim self defense. Happy ending!
I keeeeed…..
She is a GREAT lady…
For me to POOP ON!!!!
The few, the proud, the MOOOOORINES!
/dodges rotten tomatoes
MOOOO-RAAAA
Awesome!
I have discovered that Kim Kardashian is Armenian for worthless pig!
I almost had respect for her. That’ll teach me.
“Did you get my picture?… GOOD! I’m leaving now…
I’M BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU!”
The few, the proud, anyone black and NOT bangin’ this skank….
“Semper Fashizzle !”
Seriously, Happy Birthday Marines!
I bet she has had all sorts of things rammed up her butt.
bless him. he’s not even tryin’ to pretend he’s not looking at them airbags.
She is so sleazy, why does anybody pay attention to this woman?