Kim Kardashian: ‘Hey, Whitney Houston Died. Look At My Boobs!’

February 13th, 2012 // 139 Comments

I don’t even know where to start this morning, so Kim Kardashian waving her giant breasts around at Clive Davis’ pre-Grammy party seems like as good a place as any. So here she inexplicably is at the annual party Whitney Houston was supposed to open except she never made it out of the bathroom. (Women, amirite?) At any rate, the decision was made to keep the party going to honor Whitney which makes perfect sense until you realize this conversation didn’t happen so they might as well have zipped open the coroner’s bag and pissed on her corpse:

CLIVE: Alright, I’m going to stay home because it’s just way too emotional. I found that girl…
ASSISTANT: Of course, Mr. Davis, everything’s under control. We’re going to have a moment of silence, the whole night will be very tasteful.
CLIVE: Wonderful, wonderful. And none of those Kardashians will be there to milk Whitney’s death right?
ASSISTANT: …. I’ll just go ahead and fire myself now.

(Right onto her corpse.)

Photo: Getty, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Clive Davis Pre Grammy Party
    Misana
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    starting to look old.

  2. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Clive Davis Pre Grammy Party
    Misana
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    Did she get her implants re-done? I know you gotta change them every 10 years or so. they’re looking extra implanty in these pics.

  3. skunk

    she looks like an old lady now

  4. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Clive Davis Pre Grammy Party
    Misana
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    Fake.. no doubt after seeing this one.

  5. Steelerchick

    Why would she be at a pre-grammy party? Isn’t that for people in the music industry? The only music she’s ever played is the skin flute.

  6. 99.999999999% of America

    No more
    Pee whore

  7. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Clive Davis Pre Grammy Party
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    Hey, remember that time you got totally stoked because Superman was meeting Spider-Man in the same comic book? This is like the complete opposite of that.

  8. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Clive Davis Pre Grammy Party
    Commented on this photo:

    Isn’t his company called “Virgin”? Way to shit all over your brand there, Branson.

  9. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Clive Davis Pre Grammy Party
    Bane
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    mmmm…..blue veins.

  10. kate

    When will this sex tape making, greedy, selfish, narcissistic, no talent publicity whore stop? SHE’S HORRENDOUS! She’s no business being there. Period.

    • that i agree..shes just a socialite ..here to get with her fake tits..i think that is her talent

    • Just_As_it_IS

      It will eventually end when people like you stop looking at her pictures and placing comments in the threads. But if you keep visiting sites like this one and voicing to the world how much you hate her, you’re just contributing to her “business being there”.

    • Just_As_it_IS

      Jack, you got a point, though

  11. Freebie

    It looks like her boobs and ass keep getting larger while her nose keeps getting smaller. Surgery anyone?

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    Tyler Perry
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    She has Eva Longoria face here…and sick tits.

  13. Just_As_it_IS

    Hahahaha… so many people in here have such hatred in Kim, yet they keep looking at her pictures, placing a ton of comments, and being honest, contributing more and more to her fame. My question is always the same, if you hate someone so much, why don’t you just scroll past the post and keep looking at the celebrities you love?

  14. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Clive Davis Pre Grammy Party
    Kissinger
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    “I just had a couple drinks, lets make a video”

  15. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Clive Davis Pre Grammy Party
    Kissinger
    Commented on this photo:

    “Kim, I just had a couple drinks. Lets make a video”

  16. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Clive Davis Pre Grammy Party
    Asper
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    It woudn’t be a real party without this whore finding herself a black man.

  17. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Clive Davis Pre Grammy Party
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    yikes.

  18. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Clive Davis Pre Grammy Party
    michelle st.pierre
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    Are u freak’in kidding me ?Are there any brains left in there or is it money,money and me!!!!!Grab some class lady the world doesn’t revolve around only YOU !!! There was an extremely talented woman who has just passed away and your out there with your boobs hanging out so the world would focus back on you instead of our dear departed Whitney Houston.No class at all and I think it’s pretty sad too!!! Grow the f*ck up and try and think of others more than yourself for once.There’s so much pain for her family,friends and fans that no matter how much titties you put out there we won’t be thinking of you!!!!!
    REST IN PEACE WHITNEY

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    steve chavez
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    gross

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    susana
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    It almost looks like it’s painful for her to smile any bigger. She looks fresh out of the surgery room.

  21. anonym

    she reminds me of her mother, and i’m sick of looking at her mom

  22. At first I saw u’’ HAPPY VALENTINE DAY’’ I think you don’t know anything about what I’m talking about.. I read some Spanish blogs and forums and I know what I’m saying, so please, don’t show your opinion and leave me as a liar, because I’m not the one.

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    Crisssy
    Commented on this photo:

    Awwww poor Britney, She is a much better person than this hussy, that’s why the business destroyed her! Kim is evil! lmao!

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    Crisssy
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    “Oh no honey you need to cover them bad-boys! Those titties are gonna take away from my incredible “real” talent!” Ok, now go on like a good girl, and maybe i;ll do what you asked me!

  25. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Clive Davis Pre Grammy Party
    hb_decoup
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    …at least that pimple is real….i think…

  26. Die already...

    So, the pee princess got titty implants. Hopefully, they’ll explode & kill her. Whores gotta do what whores gotta do…

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    ktulu
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    Kim wasn’t even screwing him (while she was screwing him). She must have had to use her super slut will power….TO THE MAX

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    BAHAH
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    Dear Lord, give us back Whitney and take back this little plump tramp.

  29. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Clive Davis Pre Grammy Party
    KC
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    You are the wind beneath by boobs.

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    skunk
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    stupid whore

  31. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Clive Davis Pre Grammy Party
    IHEARTTITS
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s up with her lips? They don’t move in any of these pics!

  32. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Clive Davis Pre Grammy Party
    Mama Pinkus
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    Kim’s fat ass and bulges are in a dress WAY too tight…….but Ms Fonda looks amazing.

  33. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Clive Davis Pre Grammy Party
    Mama Pinkus
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    I wonder how often Ms. Kim wonders at her lack of real talent when she constantly inserts herself amongst people with mega talent. Truly, her “mega talent” is fame whoring.

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    Mama Pinkus
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    she’s starting to get that Mae West look going…….youngsters can Google Mae West if they give a crap about my comment

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    Della
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    Whitney may have been talented, but she let it all go to waste. The drugs and alcohol were more important to her than even her own daughter. Quit hatin’ on Kim. Not her fault that Whitney was still livin’ like a diva and spending her loot on cocaine and alcohol. At least Kim isn’t doing none of that crap!

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    Della
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    Who cares. I don’t think you could look this good even if they were fake!

  37. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Clive Davis Pre Grammy Party
    Della
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    Just leave her alone why don’t you. Just cause nobody wants to take a photo with you!

  38. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Clive Davis Pre Grammy Party
    Della
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    and who the hell is Cassie? Is she just jumpin in there for a photo op with the famous ones?

  39. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Clive Davis Pre Grammy Party
    Della
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    What happened to Britney? She looks like Road Kill next to Miss Kim!

  40. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Clive Davis Pre Grammy Party
    Della
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    Kim looks absolutely stunning in this photo!

  41. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Clive Davis Pre Grammy Party
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    If I was a man I would love to get my hands on her funbags

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