Kim Kardashian’s Cleavage Went To The Lakers Game

May 14th, 2012 // 138 Comments

“Girl, your titties are so big, I ain’t even thinkin’ ’bout Matt Lauer.”

Because pretending to date Kanye West couldn’t possibly be enough publicity, Kim Kardashian reminded everyone she has giant breasts at Saturday’s Lakers game by constantly leaning forward and making sure the paparazzi could aim their cameras right into her cleavage which would inevitably find its way onto the Internet because bloggers are lonely, predictable horndogs who will do anything to avoid re-entering a workforce that demands pants and/or human interaction. That or Kanye knew producer Joel Silver would be there and told her to work them titties to make him the new Matrix. “Ooh, and do the blowjob face. Yeah, the blowjob face. But in bullet time. Be all like, ‘Oh, no, these bullets are too fast. Joooeeell… I’ll succck… your… diicccckkkkk…’” (Spoiler Alert: She nailed it.)

Photos: Getty, Splash News

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    JANE
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    holding hands? this is awkward to look at

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    JANE
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    Ok her dress was totally basketball game inappropriate to begin with… but those shoes? really?

  3. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
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    Larry Siegel!

  4. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kanye West Lakers Game
    FattyMcGee
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    “You know, if this works out, you could make some serious cash as a professional beard”, said both to each other.

  5. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kanye West Lakers Game
    stayed
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    And here they are looking bored with pretending to give a shit about anything other than themselves.

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    popwilleatitself
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    When’s the wedding?

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    Jack Ketch
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    Vile.

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    james
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    alone they are ANNOYING ENOUGH, together……

  9. Bonky

    Check out her IMDB bio before its changed :

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    Mark R
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    How she loves recounting how it all started.

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    shelby
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    her makeup looks so orange and disgusting.

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    Brink
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    love the psoriasis with that leather dress whore

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    MILF
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    He must have asked her who Khloe’s father is.

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    TonyMni
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    See Mr Silver, this is what I did right before Ray J pee’d on my face. Weeeeeee!!!

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    name
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    yah, i just farted

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    skwizna
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    This is so disgusting. How does Octomom pay for all this shit?!

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    judd
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    2 words – mud shark

  36. HIGHYELLOW

    kIM IS BEAUTIFUL, KANYA IS HANDSOME. YOU HATERS NEED TO STOP

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    Right on
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    Kanye has grass stains on his levis. I like how he dressed for the occasion. Way to represent bro

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    gayfish
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    … twilight is a better love story… AND THATS SAYING A LOT!

    • your comment is worse than courtney stodden marriage

      that’s just a no no, you just ruined a perfectly funny joke, hope ur ashamed, you should be, oh god!

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    Cliff
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    when did she turn 50? time for some neck surgery

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    That body of hers is banging.

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    bearandbu
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    Christ, I hope pregnancy doesn’t make her ass get big.

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    Mickey01232000
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    Oh good, just what the world needs offspring from these two!

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    Josephus
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    I’m sorry, I know we’re supposed to make smart-ass jokes and all, but like, I mean…those tits! I feel like Shitbreak and the dude from “Numbers” in that scene in Harold & Kumar.

  44. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
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    I told Kanye a solid 13 was the best I could do. Until we see some numbers, I totally can’t guarantee him a back 9 pick-up.

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    Offer
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    Mom, how did you become famous? What does blow job mean?

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    CuriousTroll
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    How old is she? Her face looks like those old celebrities’, jacked up with botox and shit.

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    Frank Burns
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    Was anyone else in the room with him at the time?

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    Bobin
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    “No Kim you can’t be a Laker Girl, you will kill a bitch in the pyramid”.

  49. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
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    “And then I was like, ‘Oh em gee! My sex tape has been released! Oh heavens NO!’ Hahaha!”

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    Frank Burns
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    It must have cost Kanye a fortune to have Kim digitally removed from the video.

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