Kim Kardashian Can’t Be Serious

August 24th, 2010 // 144 Comments

What you’re looking at is what happens when Kim Kardashian runs into a group of paparazzi she didn’t call in advance and therefore have absolutely no qualms photographing her ass from behind. Heroes, if you will. On that note, I love how she tries to use her hand to block her ass. One fucking hand. Now I realize Kim Kardashian probably doesn’t sit around reading up on the laws of physics, but I’m pretty damn sure she knows her way around a mirror. Or at the very least, has at one point asked the question, “What do you mean the guy at the circus said it’ll be another week on my pants?”

NOTE: Notice how I zoomed in on all the places she was trying to hide? My hand slipped.

Photos: Fame

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  1. phil

    a monster ass…

  2. Kim Kardashian
    Jay
    Commented on this photo:

    Still fapping. NOT STOPPING ME, KIM.

  3. pimp

    she must shit huge…

  4. billybob

    maybe she is trying to cover the wet spot

  5. Darth

    Where has her ass gone folks?! I can’t see it,she’s blocking it with her hand.

  6. Kim Kardashian
    triggerfish
    Commented on this photo:

    1st

  7. Puddin' Taine

    It’s like watchin Mercury try and block out the sun: A noble but futile effort

  8. Bimbamboing

    I guess she picked up something and then she heard this tearing noise?

  9. Taz

    She is running because she has to shit. Her hand is covering her ass in case she does on her way to the potty.

  10. icu

    what a twatwaffle

  11. Kim Kardashian
    Miss
    Commented on this photo:

    damn you triggerfish

  12. horsefacemidget

    she SHIO’ don’t like it when an almost candid shot leaks & the big fat lard ass & teeny tiny stumpy legs can’t be shopped to hell …
    compare to the latest golden oil foto or allure cover to laugh tyer own asses off ….i did !
    ahahahaaa a hairy monkey skank …ewwwwwww

  13. Kim Kardashian
    Mama Pinkus
    Commented on this photo:

    Why does her ass look so un-toned outside of photo shoots?

  14. Kim Kardashian
    Kenny
    Commented on this photo:

    I still don’t understand for the life of me who finds this goat-faced troll attractive. Her ass looks like it was borrowed from a full-grown human that’s about 85 lbs. overweight and then bolted on to her stubby midget body. You people who think she’s hot need to actually open your eyes and look at her.

  15. Hey Kimberly, try using a poster board next time.

  16. Kim Kardashian
    robert
    Commented on this photo:

    holy shit look at her fucking thighs

  17. Kim Kardashian
    horsefacemidget
    Commented on this photo:

    i agree man …
    could it be that nobody finds her attractive ?
    & it’s only the media ?
    between this skank & the latest trailertrash blonde midgets with a sex tape ( yeah right)
    & tila BANANA alien i’ve about had it …

  18. Kim Kardashian
    horsefacemidget
    Commented on this photo:

    ps- i mean the fitness freaks gotta be laughin’ their TONED asses off ..
    the tiny stumpy legs are REALLY such a turn off ..
    so many in hollywierd with the big heads & little legs ..
    thank gawd fer photoshop !

  19. richard

    tubby

  20. How can such small ankles support that load? Forget the hand, she needs at least a Winnebago to covet that dumper.

  21. Marcus

    Time to start wearing Kirstie Alley clothes.

  22. jessesgirl

    She’s holding it cause her Tupperware ass sprang a leak.

  23. Christina

    Full diaper? gross.

  24. Nameless

    Never seen her cover up from any photo op. This must be real papparazi and not the crew she keeps on standby.

  25. Kim Kardashian
    estonia
    Commented on this photo:

    well..i think she looks quite good except that huge ass.. :D

  26. aliciaaaooooo

    shortest legs ever

  27. Kim Kardashian
    Liz
    Commented on this photo:

    If you look at it from afar, looks like a pregnant lady holding her belly.

  28. joho777

    The photographer sure wasn’t one of her tame paparazzi’s that Kim keeps on hand for all her publicity photos.

    Kim is a real contradiction, a giant out-of-control ass, skinny short legs, and she is hurrying to try to get her ass out of sight. Like a freight locomotive hurrying to get a mile of box cars out of sight.

    Kim looks like she is just one doughnut from exploding into billows of fat.

  29. Bob

    What the Hell?! It’s doubled in size!

  30. Me again

    Size zero huh. Not with that pear butt. She had implants to make her hourglass. Keep dreaming. Your sisters are hotter than you.

    She got pissed on during sex. Are we supposed to be impressed?

    • Audrey

      Her implants are going down…thats what she’s trying to hide….with only onw hand….bitch should start working on that

  31. Kim Kardashian
    fap
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is this fatty famous again?

  32. Buddy Love

    You guys make fun of her huge ass but do you really stop and really think about it? It’s fucking enormous. HOW did it get that way? We can make jokes about her sitting on the couch feeding it (or just using her ass AS a couch) but it’s so big it actually causes me to feel anger. WHY is that ass so big? What gives it the right? How dare it?! I mean, look at it compared to her torso. It doesn’t even seem medically possible.

    • jumpin_j

      It’s like Dana Carvey doing George Michael on SNL back in the day. “LOOK AT MY ASS! FEEL THE POWER OF MY ASS!!!”

    • DEATH BY STONING IN HOLLYWOOD

      SHE PUMPS HE IMPLANTS NOW AND THEN THEY HAVE THOSE KIND OF IMPLANTS YOU KNOW AND YES SHE IS A DOUGHNUT AWAY FROM BEING A FATASS

  33. Kim Kardashian
    gross
    Commented on this photo:

    aww, what happened kim? are you nervous that everyone will see that you’re still ridiculous looking and that all that photoshop is what makes you look lean and slim in your photos? lying b*tch.

  34. OneAdamTwelve

    Folks, it ain’t THAT big.

    • Lady Blah Blah

      Yes it is. It’s obscenely big, it’s grotesque, it belongs in a circus. So funny to see this phony wannabe caught off guard like this, trying in vain to hide that underneath all the makeup and plastic surgery and posing and posturing, she’s a fat-assed pig.

    • uguys rsad

      If by “THAT” you mean the black hole then no, her ass is not “THAT big”. But it’s really fkn huge (nasty kind of huge). Like inland empire huge

  35. Rhialto

    Don’t worry,i come in peace! *Shows hand palms* As long she’s fighting the gravity,her career will go on!

  36. Gando

    In comparison with her usually generous photo shoot smiles she does look a bit down in these pics isn’t it?

  37. Cock Dr

    Kim Kardashian may not be serious but she has some serious childbearing hips.
    All that facial surgery & shots will catch up with her.
    The wall she will hit as she gets older is going to be a hard & high one. Her face will look like some of those aging NY socialites – stretched & weird like she’s in a wind tunnel.
    Hey, but right now she’s on magazine covers & has a hit cable TV show. Who thinks about next decades consequences of cheating genetics & time when everyone is telling you you’re the hottest tits on toast around?

    • jumpin_j

      I dunno, Pam Anderson’s been getting away with it for a few decades.

      • Cock Dr

        I love Pammie but these days the word is that she’s bankrupt and reduced to playing magic shows & stripping across the pond.

    • uguys rsad

      If by “everyone” you mean no one and if by “hottest tits on toast around” you mean lying to her face then yes, “everyone” is telling her she’s the “hottest tits on toast around” (that was hard to type).

      Short legs + fat ass aint hot in any freaking way ever… except on planet midget.

  38. SKANK-R-US

    FAT AZZ FUK WITH THE BIG MADAME FACE …
    MUAHAHA ..
    HOLLYWIERD LAND OF MIDGETS ..
    BEST KEPT SECRET ..
    THIS IS THE GROSS LARDASS ENCASED IN ‘SPANX’ ..
    IMAGINE WHEN THE SPANDEX COMES OFF ..
    THEM SHORT LEGS IS UGLY AS SIN ..
    THIS IS A REAL ‘PP’ SHOT AS OPPOSED TO ‘HIRED POOOOPERAZZI’ …..
    MORE SHOTS LIKE THIS PUH=LEEEZE ..
    NEXT SHOW THE MIDGETS HONTAG & SPLATT WHAT THEY REALLY LOOK LIKE AHAHA..\
    THEM IS 2 UGLY MUTHA’S ..AHAHA

  39. DEATH BY STONING IN HOLLYWOOD

    SHE LOOKS BETTER HERE THAN SHE DOES WITH ALL THAT SHIT ON HER FACE BUT APPARENTLY SHE FEELS UGLY BTICH HAS BODY DISMORPHIC DISORDER WHY ELSE WOULD A PRETTY GIRL GET ALL THAT SURGEY TO HER FACE

  40. idc id split that ass and she’d beg for more. thank you God for giving me one black like appendage

  41. The O

    Her ass is as long as her upper leg. That’s fucked up.

  42. Froghammer

    I guess it wasn’t a good ass day. Looks great to me.

  43. Jay

    “Big Bootie Ho’s, Hump with it………….”

  44. Jay

    Those, pictures above? True definition of “Shock and Awe”

  45. DEATH BY STONING IN HOLLYWOOD

    HER BODY IS NOT MUCH DIFFERENT THAN SNOOKIES

    • OneAdamTwelve

      Then you are blind, sir. Snookie has no shape to speak of other than round and she certainly got no ass.

  46. Jay

    “Shock and awe, technically known as rapid dominance, is a “KARDASHIAN” doctrine based on the use of overwhelming power, dominant battlefield awareness, dominant maneuvers, and spectacular displays of force to paralyze an adversary’s perception of the battlefield and destroy its will to fight.”

    Sorry meant to post that above, truly sums up the definition of her, her ASS, and family for me.

    Damn thats a BIG ASS!!!!!!!!!

  47. Glad to see QuickTrim invested some of their advertising budget in the word’s biggest billboard

  48. Grand Dragon

    she may be gross, but i love that big ol’ ass

  49. Internet

    My girlfriend has the SAME EXACT dumper.

  50. j

    Step off she is fine as hell.

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