What you’re looking at is what happens when Kim Kardashian runs into a group of paparazzi she didn’t call in advance and therefore have absolutely no qualms photographing her ass from behind. Heroes, if you will. On that note, I love how she tries to use her hand to block her ass. One fucking hand. Now I realize Kim Kardashian probably doesn’t sit around reading up on the laws of physics, but I’m pretty damn sure she knows her way around a mirror. Or at the very least, has at one point asked the question, “What do you mean the guy at the circus said it’ll be another week on my pants?”
NOTE: Notice how I zoomed in on all the places she was trying to hide? My hand slipped.
Photos: Fame
phil | August 24, 2010 at 12:45 am
a monster ass…
Doc Schweinstrudel | August 24, 2010 at 7:36 am
FISH! Miss freaking Universe was crowned last night and all you post is KK universal butt?
Queef | August 24, 2010 at 9:30 am
She’s fucking hideous.
pimp | August 24, 2010 at 12:55 am
she must shit huge…
Rupert | August 24, 2010 at 2:29 am
If it even makes it out her asscrack.
Lady | August 24, 2010 at 11:41 am
ahahah… I always wondered about that…
dude | August 24, 2010 at 1:41 pm
LMAO. Instant classic.
billybob | August 24, 2010 at 12:57 am
maybe she is trying to cover the wet spot
Darth | August 24, 2010 at 1:04 am
Where has her ass gone folks?! I can’t see it,she’s blocking it with her hand.
uguys rsad | August 25, 2010 at 12:21 am
lols
Puddin' Taine | August 24, 2010 at 1:36 am
It’s like watchin Mercury try and block out the sun: A noble but futile effort
Bimbamboing | August 24, 2010 at 1:36 am
I guess she picked up something and then she heard this tearing noise?
Taz | August 24, 2010 at 1:48 am
She is running because she has to shit. Her hand is covering her ass in case she does on her way to the potty.
Nero | August 24, 2010 at 2:00 am
Is it this what’s called ‘keeping up with the Kardashians’?!
icu | August 24, 2010 at 2:00 am
what a twatwaffle
horsefacemidget | August 24, 2010 at 2:27 am
she SHIO’ don’t like it when an almost candid shot leaks & the big fat lard ass & teeny tiny stumpy legs can’t be shopped to hell …
compare to the latest golden oil foto or allure cover to laugh tyer own asses off ….i did !
ahahahaaa a hairy monkey skank …ewwwwwww
MANdo | August 24, 2010 at 4:26 am
Hey Kimberly, try using a poster board next time.
richard | August 24, 2010 at 5:06 am
tubby
phillyb | August 24, 2010 at 5:26 am
How can such small ankles support that load? Forget the hand, she needs at least a Winnebago to covet that dumper.
Marcus | August 24, 2010 at 6:05 am
Time to start wearing Kirstie Alley clothes.
jessesgirl | August 24, 2010 at 6:31 am
She’s holding it cause her Tupperware ass sprang a leak.
Christina | August 24, 2010 at 6:54 am
Full diaper? gross.
Nameless | August 24, 2010 at 7:03 am
Never seen her cover up from any photo op. This must be real papparazi and not the crew she keeps on standby.
aliciaaaooooo | August 24, 2010 at 7:32 am
shortest legs ever
sunshine | August 24, 2010 at 2:16 pm
Her legs used to be longer, but after all the compression fractures from the extreme load bearing stress, they are now down to 24 inches. True story.
uguys rsad | August 25, 2010 at 12:23 am
damn engineer
joho777 | August 24, 2010 at 8:06 am
The photographer sure wasn’t one of her tame paparazzi’s that Kim keeps on hand for all her publicity photos.
Kim is a real contradiction, a giant out-of-control ass, skinny short legs, and she is hurrying to try to get her ass out of sight. Like a freight locomotive hurrying to get a mile of box cars out of sight.
Kim looks like she is just one doughnut from exploding into billows of fat.
Bob | August 24, 2010 at 8:08 am
What the Hell?! It’s doubled in size!
Me again | August 24, 2010 at 8:13 am
Size zero huh. Not with that pear butt. She had implants to make her hourglass. Keep dreaming. Your sisters are hotter than you.
She got pissed on during sex. Are we supposed to be impressed?
Audrey | August 24, 2010 at 12:50 pm
Her implants are going down…thats what she’s trying to hide….with only onw hand….bitch should start working on that
Buddy Love | August 24, 2010 at 8:45 am
You guys make fun of her huge ass but do you really stop and really think about it? It’s fucking enormous. HOW did it get that way? We can make jokes about her sitting on the couch feeding it (or just using her ass AS a couch) but it’s so big it actually causes me to feel anger. WHY is that ass so big? What gives it the right? How dare it?! I mean, look at it compared to her torso. It doesn’t even seem medically possible.
jumpin_j | August 24, 2010 at 9:45 am
It’s like Dana Carvey doing George Michael on SNL back in the day. “LOOK AT MY ASS! FEEL THE POWER OF MY ASS!!!”
JubeJubes | August 25, 2010 at 6:43 am
Nevermind Dana Carvey, we need to get fuckin Dana Sculley and Fox Mulder on that ass! UNREAL!
DEATH BY STONING IN HOLLYWOOD | August 24, 2010 at 9:54 am
SHE PUMPS HE IMPLANTS NOW AND THEN THEY HAVE THOSE KIND OF IMPLANTS YOU KNOW AND YES SHE IS A DOUGHNUT AWAY FROM BEING A FATASS
OneAdamTwelve | August 24, 2010 at 9:02 am
Folks, it ain’t THAT big.
Lady Blah Blah | August 24, 2010 at 1:09 pm
Yes it is. It’s obscenely big, it’s grotesque, it belongs in a circus. So funny to see this phony wannabe caught off guard like this, trying in vain to hide that underneath all the makeup and plastic surgery and posing and posturing, she’s a fat-assed pig.
uguys rsad | August 25, 2010 at 12:24 am
If by “THAT” you mean the black hole then no, her ass is not “THAT big”. But it’s really fkn huge (nasty kind of huge). Like inland empire huge
Rhialto | August 24, 2010 at 9:24 am
Don’t worry,i come in peace! *Shows hand palms* As long she’s fighting the gravity,her career will go on!
Gando | August 24, 2010 at 9:32 am
In comparison with her usually generous photo shoot smiles she does look a bit down in these pics isn’t it?
Cock Dr | August 24, 2010 at 9:34 am
Kim Kardashian may not be serious but she has some serious childbearing hips.
All that facial surgery & shots will catch up with her.
The wall she will hit as she gets older is going to be a hard & high one. Her face will look like some of those aging NY socialites – stretched & weird like she’s in a wind tunnel.
Hey, but right now she’s on magazine covers & has a hit cable TV show. Who thinks about next decades consequences of cheating genetics & time when everyone is telling you you’re the hottest tits on toast around?
jumpin_j | August 24, 2010 at 9:46 am
I dunno, Pam Anderson’s been getting away with it for a few decades.
Cock Dr | August 24, 2010 at 11:12 am
I love Pammie but these days the word is that she’s bankrupt and reduced to playing magic shows & stripping across the pond.
uguys rsad | August 25, 2010 at 12:28 am
If by “everyone” you mean no one and if by “hottest tits on toast around” you mean lying to her face then yes, “everyone” is telling her she’s the “hottest tits on toast around” (that was hard to type).
Short legs + fat ass aint hot in any freaking way ever… except on planet midget.
SKANK-R-US | August 24, 2010 at 9:43 am
FAT AZZ FUK WITH THE BIG MADAME FACE …
MUAHAHA ..
HOLLYWIERD LAND OF MIDGETS ..
BEST KEPT SECRET ..
THIS IS THE GROSS LARDASS ENCASED IN ‘SPANX’ ..
IMAGINE WHEN THE SPANDEX COMES OFF ..
THEM SHORT LEGS IS UGLY AS SIN ..
THIS IS A REAL ‘PP’ SHOT AS OPPOSED TO ‘HIRED POOOOPERAZZI’ …..
MORE SHOTS LIKE THIS PUH=LEEEZE ..
NEXT SHOW THE MIDGETS HONTAG & SPLATT WHAT THEY REALLY LOOK LIKE AHAHA..\
THEM IS 2 UGLY MUTHA’S ..AHAHA
DEATH BY STONING IN HOLLYWOOD | August 24, 2010 at 9:50 am
SHE LOOKS BETTER HERE THAN SHE DOES WITH ALL THAT SHIT ON HER FACE BUT APPARENTLY SHE FEELS UGLY BTICH HAS BODY DISMORPHIC DISORDER WHY ELSE WOULD A PRETTY GIRL GET ALL THAT SURGEY TO HER FACE
dudeatdudedotdude | August 24, 2010 at 9:54 am
idc id split that ass and she’d beg for more. thank you God for giving me one black like appendage
Randal | August 24, 2010 at 4:29 pm
Take it somewhere else, Junior.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 24, 2010 at 7:40 pm
sure. how bout down ur lungs
uguys rsad | August 25, 2010 at 12:33 am
Now that’s big.
The O | August 24, 2010 at 10:20 am
Her ass is as long as her upper leg. That’s fucked up.
Froghammer | August 24, 2010 at 10:51 am
I guess it wasn’t a good ass day. Looks great to me.
Jay | August 24, 2010 at 10:53 am
“Big Bootie Ho’s, Hump with it………….”
Jay | August 24, 2010 at 10:57 am
Those, pictures above? True definition of “Shock and Awe”
DEATH BY STONING IN HOLLYWOOD | August 24, 2010 at 11:06 am
HER BODY IS NOT MUCH DIFFERENT THAN SNOOKIES
OneAdamTwelve | August 24, 2010 at 11:29 am
Then you are blind, sir. Snookie has no shape to speak of other than round and she certainly got no ass.
Jay | August 24, 2010 at 11:06 am
“Shock and awe, technically known as rapid dominance, is a “KARDASHIAN” doctrine based on the use of overwhelming power, dominant battlefield awareness, dominant maneuvers, and spectacular displays of force to paralyze an adversary’s perception of the battlefield and destroy its will to fight.”
Sorry meant to post that above, truly sums up the definition of her, her ASS, and family for me.
Damn thats a BIG ASS!!!!!!!!!
jdivo | August 24, 2010 at 11:16 am
Glad to see QuickTrim invested some of their advertising budget in the word’s biggest billboard
Grand Dragon | August 24, 2010 at 11:22 am
she may be gross, but i love that big ol’ ass
Internet | August 24, 2010 at 11:34 am
My girlfriend has the SAME EXACT dumper.
j | August 24, 2010 at 11:34 am
Step off she is fine as hell.
joho777 | August 24, 2010 at 12:03 pm
WHY didn’t Kim spend some of that plastic surgery money on reducing the extraordinary size of her butt.
It looks like it outweighs all the plastic and filler she’s used on her face and tits.
Margo | August 24, 2010 at 12:11 pm
I knew it was big, but with her hand for comparison, I can finally see that it’s HUUUUGE!
gargantuan female | August 24, 2010 at 12:44 pm
She’s a piece of shit. Why is she covering what made her famous?!
Keepin it rough | August 24, 2010 at 12:46 pm
Yeah, cover Mount Rushmore with a blanket why don;t you. Just let it be…
sunshine | August 24, 2010 at 6:58 pm
Mt Rushmore, hahaha
GravyLeg | August 24, 2010 at 1:57 pm
She is but one more “Twinkee and Kilbassa” sandwich away from having Cankles. When she takes that ass to the beach, the tide comes in…
uguys rsad | August 25, 2010 at 12:34 am
the tide shoots itself in the head
james | August 24, 2010 at 3:11 pm
why is she covering up the thing that made her who she is today. without the ass kim k wouldnt be as admired and loved by damn near every guy in the world. her face isnt doing it anymore, she looks like her mom now.
buffalony | August 24, 2010 at 3:22 pm
Isn’t that the traditional way to measure a horse? Secretariat was 16 hands tall.
Randal | August 24, 2010 at 4:30 pm
LMFAO
CucoElMalo | August 24, 2010 at 4:42 pm
I tought she was snooky
Perez Hilton Has AIDS | August 24, 2010 at 5:31 pm
I like a nice ass on a girl but that’s actually pretty fucking disgusting. She needs to get the ass implants removed. She’s starting to look fat because of them. Dumb bitch.
Dane | August 24, 2010 at 7:04 pm
The crop on pic #2 could easily pass as a 9 month pregnant woman grasping her belly. Seriously though, can we stop giving this bitch attention so that she will lose her powers and disappear? I’m pretty sure that’s how it works, just like Santa Claus or Freddy Krueger.
Bored with life | August 24, 2010 at 7:58 pm
What a fat, ugly, fucking cow!
slkjaf | August 24, 2010 at 8:19 pm
OK if she is really trying to cover her ass maybe instead of her hand she should try the state of Alaska. Pretty gross. I’d like to process that ass and feed it to my dog.. he’ll be stoked for weeks