Is That Pee On Kim Kardashian’s Butt? A Serious Investigative Report

July 10th, 2014 // 40 Comments

I’m literally trying to post anything, anything at all, besides Rosie O’Donnell returning to The View and all the caterwauling that entails, so here’s Kim Kardashian at Fashion Week in Paris with some sort of liquid all over her giant butt, so just assume Kanye got an M&M afterward for learning to go like a big boy. “Bitch, I said I wanted Buzz Lightyear Pull-ups, not this Jake and The Neverland Pirates shit!” I like to imagine him saying because I’m 11 and just wrote a published article about going pee-pee. I live a rich life.

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  1. It could be jizz. It could be pee. It could be the water that splashed when someone dove into a swimming pool 50 miles away. Her ass is like god, it’s everywhere at once and full of shit.

  2. She’s a fat disgusting pig.
    FDP

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    JimBB
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    I’m no Sherlock Holmes, but I did watch a lot of CSI Miami before David Caruso went nuts and killed that family. My initial thought is that there is a possible clue to be found in the umbrellas everyone is holding in this photo.

    Wait, I’ve got it. They were using the umbrellas to shield themselves from Khloe’s pee! It was Khloe!!!!

  4. Short Round

    It’s not pee. It’s the Devil spitting on her in contempt.

  5. Marketing Mike

    MOOOOO…..
    My dreams have been fulfilled.
    : )

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    Odbarc
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    She’s cheating on Kanye with RKelly!

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    Deacon Jones
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    Wow Kim, you’re getting old! Your entire face is sagging and puffy, you ehar me you fucking pig?!

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    Jesus. That guy is just sitting their mocking skin cancer. Mocking it so hard.

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    And by their, I mean there.

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    Cock Dr
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    It’s a plastic face & figure that would be shown to best advantage in a gang banging, semen splashing feature film. No acting talent required, just line up the black men, open up all her points of entry and let the cameras roll.

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    cc
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    What word DOESN’t come to mind…’waif’.

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    That dude better move around – he’s a sitting duck. Someone’s gonna knock him out and make shoes out of his face.

  13. anonymous

    Wow being a working mother is must be extremely hard. I’ve seen ZERO pictures of her with her baby or her husband in more than a week.

    • Rasputin's Evil Twin

      What does she do that counts as “work”? I mean “work” as we know it? “Media Whore” and “Fame Whore” don’t cut it for me.

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    I’d like a mouthful of those tits.

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    It’s a shame that she can’t go out in public with her tits hanging out without someone taking her picture. It’s like rape really.

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    Does it still count as a muffin top if it is that high up?

  17. I remember sometime around 2007 having a conversation with a friend who was talking about what someone said on The View, but she couldn’t remember Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s name, so she said “the one who likes Bush.” I replied, “The one who likes bush? I thought Rosie O’Donnell left the show!”

    *bows*

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    buzz
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    Does herpes eventually cause wonk eye? Because she got the same eye issue as Paris Hilton now.

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    Bernie’s looking a little worse for wear.

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    What ever she did to her lip area makes her look like she has fetal alcohol syndrome. A flat philtrum is a hallmark symptom of that syndrome. I don’t know why her surgeon thinks that’s a good choice, unless he’s trolling her.

  21. lilgrandma

    It’s the jelly fat fake ass kim!! she should be home with her baby!!

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    Did her ass spring a leak?

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    Kirk Douglas just found out he is not dark enough to bang a Kim.

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    “Miss, you can’t leave your child in the coat check room.”

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    “Bye North… Mommy loves yo- mommy loves all the attention you bring her and will pick you up when the show is over.”

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    *Jeff Wallace* real talk is dead, smh. get money, slam honey
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    I’d pee in her butt

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    CuriousTroll
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    Gross.

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    CuriousTroll
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    Holy fucking plastic face, Batman!

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    chocha
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    so much back fat!!!!

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    Mama Pinkus
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    I guess I don’t understand what was wrong with her pre-surgery lips – weren’t they already pretty generous? Why does she feel the need to look like that?

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