How The Hell Does Kim Kardashian Still Need Butt Pads?
At this point in her evolution, I just assumed Kim Kardashian’s ass was filled with enough Brazilian butt rubber to repel a nuclear attack. Why else would politicians be seen with her? It sends a message. Yet here she is clearly wearing butt pads, which seems a tad overkill. Like Superman wearing a jetpack.
“Hey, Supes, you know you can fly on your own, right?”
“Kanye likes how it feels on his dick.”
See? Same principle.