BEST OF 2012: Kim Kardashian Goes Kommando

The Superficial | December 31, 2012 - 9:48 am

Greetings, exalted one. Allow me to introduce myself. I am The Superficial Writer, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Photo Boy Solo. (He withheld sex until I wrote that.) I know that you are powerful, mighty reader, and that your anger with us not posting must be equally powerful. As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift: These rehashed photo galleries from the past year. They have boobs in them. And sometimes butts.


Well, you’ve finally gone and done it. In October, we gave you a beautiful gift that we borrowed from a dark coke wizard. Then, three days later, you cast aside America’s Sweetheart (for now, until she gains 4lbs) to rubberneck the car wreck of celebrity asses. Perhaps things could have gotten back on track and you might have boosted Kate to the runner-up position, if not for Hulkamania’s thermos-sized penis plowing his best friend’s wife on hidden camera. Sure, we could have fudged it and put Kate in her rightful place of honor, but what would you learn from that? Now, go stand in the corner and think about what you’re going to do differently in 2013. (Boobs, the answer is click on boobs) – Photo Boy

Posted: 10.15.2012

Original Post: Kim Kardashian Isn’t Wearing Underwear

Photos: INFdaily, Pacific Coast News