Kim Kardashian Has Tits & Ass, Everybody, Not Sure If You Knew

January 6th, 2014 // 35 Comments

Back in October, Kim Kardashian got a whole bunch of attention for tweeting her ass in a swimsuit to Kanye West. So here she is milking that cow again and with an added shot of her tits because she’s grown as a person and a mother. It’s like watching a delicate flower beautifully blossom into one of those piranha plants from Mario Bros. that eats humanity’s soul then shits it out. (I should write poetry, I know. I get that a lot.)

 

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Photos: Instagram / COLO/AKM-GSI, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. cc

    It would be the mother of all understatements to say this picture does nothing for me.

    BTW, happy new year everyone.

  2. All cows have teats and an ass. So what?

  3. I’m pretty sure the point of the top picture is to say, “Look how natural my ass implants look compared to this bitch.”

  4. Balls Mcgee

    Now featuring wavy tiled floors and doors! Their black hole-like asses must be distorting time and space.

  5. I’m scared when KK has the smaller ass in the picture.

  6. malaka

    just because she stumpy don’t mean that she’s a hobbit.
    she don’t go on quests with her dwarf friends.
    except that one time when she went to kill that dragon.

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    trailer park ninja
    Commented on this photo:

    What is going on with her hair?!
    Are those terrible extensions?

  8. CLJ

    Photoshop fail. Look at the closet door on the left. Top pic it’s curved in and the bottom is curved out.

  9. “Anyway Anonymous Blonde haired African American, look how many days you can shit yourself and not have to change”

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    Commented on this photo:

    Is this how couples in love walk together? With scowls on their faces and 8 feet apart? The space between is so big, you could fit , *ahem*, Kim Kardashian’s ass between them.

    • Kris Jenner

      Kanye is in love with the cock. Straight men don’t care about carrying around a purse, or using their “girl” as a barbie to play dress up with.

  11. Courtney Stodden

    Kris Jenner and the rest of the Kardashians are nothing but talentless fame-whores without absolutely no redeeming values whatsoever.

  12. looks like verne troyer is really in to that blonde chicks butt.
    and by “in to” i mean like- “in to”.

  13. HAHAHAHA its photoshopped….look behind at the warped door.

  14. you just know KK posted this because compared to the blonde thing she almost looks human.

  15. Absolutely disgusting.Even a farmer who endorsed free range ,organic beef would kill the “Blond Cow” with stupid identification markings. IMO he/she would not get much for both cows. If that’s Kanye West’s house, money surely doesn’t buy taste.

  16. Robb7

    Two low-life, useless cunts!

  17. Cock Dr

    Butt implants are just the dumbest things. What kind of a dumb cunt would actually pay to have junk stuffed up into her ass cheeks? A woman would have to be stupider than a cow to engage in such short sighted & ugly self mutilation.

  18. So are they going to have lesbian sex and then pee on each other now….

  19. Margaret

    Naw, that is some transform mesh warp tool shit. The curves drag in right to her stomach and waist on both accounts. She’s SO good at photoshop I think she is going to be a Graphic Designer.

    Lamé.

  20. How fucking F List have you become that you are hanging out and taking photos with a shitty cheapass stripper?

  21. anonym

    holy fuck. the girl in the gray has a hilarious looking ass.

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    Commented on this photo:

    It’s plain to see it’s not fat-free yoga!

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