I Think The Paparazzi Know You Have Breasts, Kim Kardashian, And Other News

- Kate Upton gifs make all the other girls jealous. [theCHIVE]

- Holy fuck, marketers of The Amazing Spider-Man? WHY? [Lainey Gossip]

- An honest trailer for Transformers. [BuzzFeed]

- NBC handled firing Community showrunner Dan Harmon just a little bit better than they did Conan if better means they just didn’t even bother calling him. [Dlisted]

- Apparently this weekend was the weekend where America finally stood up to studios making shitty movies out of board games only to probably go, “But we’ll still take a look at this third Men in Black business because it’s hot outside.” (Also, Brooklyn Decker gif.) [FilmDrunk]

- Xenia Deli is basically a hotter Irina Shayk. [Popoholic]

- If James Bond doesn’t bang a cloud in this one, I’m done with this franchise. [TooFab]

- Jessica Alba is red hot. Because she’s in a red dress. And hot. There are multiple layers at work here is what I’m getting at. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Carmen Electra is still hot and doesn’t require puns. [Celebslam]

- Rihanna poses topless for Esquire. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Apparently hacking Selena Gomez’s Facebook will get you a year in jail. [Starpulse]

- The 100 Hottest Sports Babes from Movies and TV and you’re goddamn right they started that shit with Minka Kelly. [Bleacher Report]

- Gerard Butler comes up with a clever excuse for never leaving a boat full of cocaine during Cannes. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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