“Look to the cookie.”
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‘Look To The Black & White Cookie, Elaine’
February 22nd, 2013 // 133 Comments
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Hideous beast.
Even as Kim begins to fill out from the beautiful child growing within, she’s still able to display her socialite appearance. Who said bearing a child can’t be fashionable?
It would be helpful if the writers @ The FiSH could at least post the designer.
Randal
Someone needs their thorazine dosage increased by A WHOLE LOT!
Many, many times I have advocated an increase in meds for our old pal Randal. Apparently my suggestions have gone for naught. And now it’s sounding like Randal is either “Randi” or perhaps a cross-dresser. Post the designer…??? Not that there’s anything wrong with that!
Randal – making the world a better place, one goofy-assed comment at a time.
I agree; Randal gives me hope that humanity survives.
love ya Randal!! :)
I didn’t know they were making a new Batman movie, but I think Philip Seymour Hoffman would be better in the role.
i think is a more hidious Penguin than the one Danny DeVeto portrayed.
holy shit.
That’s nothing. Just wait and watch. She’s not even out of her first trimester yet.
A gray Porsche along side a Black and White Volkswagen Beetle. Pretty cool
Shamoooooo!
It really isn’t nice to insult such a majestic sea creature like that.
Kim Oswald Kobblepot Kardashian. Wak wak wak!
Nabisco is proud to announce the new Special Edition Oreo, designed by Jessica Simpson.
“Hi, Kim! Who’s that behind you?”
I know that seeing the painfully vain Kim Kardashian all fat might at first seem awesome and hilarious, but just think how much attention she is going to get about losing the weight. Tabloid cover after cover after cover.
Don’t think this means she is going away. She’s going to claw her way into our eyeballs even more over this.
Fuck. You’re right!
I dont think she will.
I think her butt implants are going to slide around to the side of her hips.
Imagine her stretch marks from all the fat she’s putting on with that cow growing inside her! Jessica Simpsons stretch marks are down right scary, I can imagine what this skanks are going to look like!
Unfortunately, if she was going to have stretch marks, we would have already see them on her pre-pregnancy ass, hips, and boobs. The cellulite on the other hand, just you wait.
Is her ass pregnant too?
OH MY GOD!
Just………..
OH MY GOD!
Is she eating for 4??
Isn’t she a bit too fat and “showing” too much for this stage in her pregnancy? I have a theory. Maybe she and Kanye are using a surrogate and this is Kim just taking off her Spanx and letting go to give the effect of being pregnant?
Also: MOOOOOOO!
If Spanx were good enough to make you go from looking like she currently does, to her pre-pregnancy size, they would be a lot more expensive and hard to keep in stock.
This classic B & W coloring helps us quickly identify the Holstein breed of cattle, famed for their vast dairy production capabilities.
MOO
WIN.
That’s obviously a belted galloway, but i’ll forgive you for not being up on the beef.
I am not familiar with that breed.
Have you eaten many of them Beefy Boy?
Are they tasty? Lots of grease on the plate?
Her new paparazzi camouflage! See how she gets lost among all the other 2 ton black and white objects.
Or she’s going to a costume party as a killer whale.
Her new paparazzi camouflage! See how she gets lost among all the other 2 ton black and white objects.
Orca! Only not as beautiful.
I think Kardashian means “Eater of baby seals” in Armenian.
Holy Mother of God. Why the fuck would you wear an outfit that literally makes you look like a killer whale?
And this dress by Louis Vuitton is titled “Dark Side of the Moon.”
This is the most disturbing version of Two-Face yet.
“Hi, Kim! Who’s that behind you?”
“Precious 2: Preciouser”
“You know what Russians keep in ginormous ass? Vodka!”
A cross between an Orca and human?
Black and white… looks like she felt Holstein today. Can’t wait for her to wear purple. Though Milka must dread that day.
Of course, after Jerry consumed the cookie he vomited, ending his 17-year streak.
I feel nauseous myself.
Without the white bit, she seems as blubbery as always. Strapping a white tarp over half the whale did not camouflage anything. I think she wants to remind everyone she’s pregnant because would look about normal without the tarp. Oh, and she’s a fame whore.
holsteins are smaller….and better looking and more useful than this waste. the best part of her dripped into her whoremaster mothers ass after she was banged by something inhuman.
pig
Everyone is thinking it … OrcaDashian
No, I think you’re the first. Well done.
Remember that video where someone dynamited a rotting whale carcass and spectators ran for their lives as 200-pound chunks of stinking rotting whale blubber rained from the sky? Just sayin’.
and now Kanye is banging one of those chunks… good for him!
Sort of a lateral move from Amber Rose, I s’pose.
Go Reno911!:Miami!
Not that it matters and this is not a contest but how the hell is he the first when I made a killer whale comment above him and well before him?
Did you coin the term OrcaDashian? If you did, sorry, I missed it?\
Sweet Jebus! Isn’t she only 4 months pregnant? She’ll have her own gravitational pull by the time she’s full-term.
So, when is the Blessed Event Horizon?
It can’t be healthy giving birth when you’re as big as that?
She looks like a beached whale, she must see it.
Is this the hooker that ate her own shit off of a big black schlong for money and attention?
Holy shit, Gwen Stefani has blimped out big time!
Please Please Please someone harpoon this whale
The designer of that dress needs to be shot out of a cannon.
Ironically, that’s precisely how they got her into this dress.
She is going to make Jessica Simpson look like Kate Moss before pumping out that bastard child.
Shamu!
kim kuntrashian and the rest of the kuntrashian klan are nothing but talentless fame whores with absolutely no redeeming values whatsoever.
Gee, is this something that has just dawned on you recently?
How cute, a baby bump – if that baby was a walrus.
I knew she was giving birth to a calf, but I thought it was more of the “moo” variety, not “blow hole”.
Hey! You never, EVER use the term “blow hole” in a story about Kim Kardashian. It’s redundant, and it’s just…NOT done!
At the very least this incubation period should put a stop to her wearing those cursed leather pants.
It’s just so wrong to be wearing the hides, and so many of them, of your brethren.
MOO
This just in… Kim Kardashian is a giant whale. Film at 11, to be projected on the white half of this dress.
An orca joke seems so cliche for a pregnant woman…but come on!!
But the dress seemed like such a good idea from the front…
As a mother of 4 children I don’t usually say to much about a pregnant woman, but GIRL, PLEASE! Could have found a more unflattering everything?
Holy Shit! What is she about 20 months pregnant here?
She is the first person to carry half the baby in her ass
That’s odd… normally they protrude from the front…
She surely knows how to pick ugly dresses.
That white flap makes her look like a whale. hahahahahaha