“Look to the cookie.”
Photo: INFdaily, RAAK/AKM-GSI
Even as Kim begins to fill out from the beautiful child growing within, she’s still able to display her socialite appearance. Who said bearing a child can’t be fashionable?
It would be helpful if the writers @ The FiSH could at least post the designer.
Someone needs their thorazine dosage increased by A WHOLE LOT!
Many, many times I have advocated an increase in meds for our old pal Randal. Apparently my suggestions have gone for naught. And now it’s sounding like Randal is either “Randi” or perhaps a cross-dresser. Post the designer…??? Not that there’s anything wrong with that!
Randal – making the world a better place, one goofy-assed comment at a time.
I agree; Randal gives me hope that humanity survives.
love ya Randal!! :)
I didn’t know they were making a new Batman movie, but I think Philip Seymour Hoffman would be better in the role.
i think is a more hidious Penguin than the one Danny DeVeto portrayed.
It really isn’t nice to insult such a majestic sea creature like that.
Kim Oswald Kobblepot Kardashian. Wak wak wak!
“Hi, Kim! Who’s that behind you?”
I know that seeing the painfully vain Kim Kardashian all fat might at first seem awesome and hilarious, but just think how much attention she is going to get about losing the weight. Tabloid cover after cover after cover.
Don’t think this means she is going away. She’s going to claw her way into our eyeballs even more over this.
Fuck. You’re right!
I dont think she will.
I think her butt implants are going to slide around to the side of her hips.
Imagine her stretch marks from all the fat she’s putting on with that cow growing inside her! Jessica Simpsons stretch marks are down right scary, I can imagine what this skanks are going to look like!
Unfortunately, if she was going to have stretch marks, we would have already see them on her pre-pregnancy ass, hips, and boobs. The cellulite on the other hand, just you wait.
Is her ass pregnant too?
OH MY GOD!
OH MY GOD!
Is she eating for 4??
Isn’t she a bit too fat and “showing” too much for this stage in her pregnancy? I have a theory. Maybe she and Kanye are using a surrogate and this is Kim just taking off her Spanx and letting go to give the effect of being pregnant?
If Spanx were good enough to make you go from looking like she currently does, to her pre-pregnancy size, they would be a lot more expensive and hard to keep in stock.
Orca! Only not as beautiful.
I think Kardashian means “Eater of baby seals” in Armenian.
Holy Mother of God. Why the fuck would you wear an outfit that literally makes you look like a killer whale?
And this dress by Louis Vuitton is titled “Dark Side of the Moon.”
holsteins are smaller….and better looking and more useful than this waste. the best part of her dripped into her whoremaster mothers ass after she was banged by something inhuman.
Sweet Jebus! Isn’t she only 4 months pregnant? She’ll have her own gravitational pull by the time she’s full-term.
So, when is the Blessed Event Horizon?
It can’t be healthy giving birth when you’re as big as that?
She looks like a beached whale, she must see it.
Is this the hooker that ate her own shit off of a big black schlong for money and attention?
Holy shit, Gwen Stefani has blimped out big time!
Please Please Please someone harpoon this whale
kim kuntrashian and the rest of the kuntrashian klan are nothing but talentless fame whores with absolutely no redeeming values whatsoever.
Gee, is this something that has just dawned on you recently?
This just in… Kim Kardashian is a giant whale. Film at 11, to be projected on the white half of this dress.
An orca joke seems so cliche for a pregnant woman…but come on!!
As a mother of 4 children I don’t usually say to much about a pregnant woman, but GIRL, PLEASE! Could have found a more unflattering everything?
She surely knows how to pick ugly dresses.
That white flap makes her look like a whale. hahahahahaha
somewhere someone just realized they have a deep desire to pee on a killer whale.
Cue her publicist’s unflattering image removal request in 3…2…
Likening Kim Kardashboard to black and white cookies is an unfair comparison. Black and white cookies are really tasty. Go to your nearest Kosher delicatessen and buy one. They go great with coffee or milk!
This has been a Public Service Announcement from vitobonespur and the Counsel on Black & White Cookies. Now back to our regular programming…
All the more reason for Kanye to continue fapping at her video.
KIM K, SUPERSTAR
I am 32 years old, but act like a vain and self-obsessed 13-year old. My dream was always to become a princess. Instead I became an anal porn star, but I still think I am a princess. My body is full of plastic surgery. My boobs, azz, lips, teeth, cheeks, nose, hair, facelift etc., were are all bought from a plastic surgeon. I use to idolized Paris Hilton and I would hang on her like a koala bear all the time just to get my picture taken by the paparazzi. I was very jealous of Paris, so I put out a SEX TAPE just because she did. Until 2007 I use to do cocaine with her. I know there are pictures as proof, but I will deny it forever.
My pimp mother, Kris Jenner (who in some ways is a bigger whore than me), fcuked the pool boy while my father, Robert Kardashian, was at work. Dad was an ambulance chaser, and helped keep OJ Simpson out of jail after he killed Ron Goldman and his ex-wife Nicole by hiding much of the blood evidence from the police. Anyway, the result was my pathetic half gorilla sister Khloe, who is a whore just like me. Whenever my mouth is moving I am lying, as I am INCAPABLE of telling the truth about anything. I pretend that if I lie about things people will eventually believe it. The way I walk, talk, and laugh is fake; and if you look into my eyes you can even see that my soul is fake. I have no personality at all!
Although I pretended to be upset by the sex tape, I was the one that sent it to Steve Hirsch at Vivid Entertainment. They paid me $5 million to expose my nasty self. RayJ had nothing to do with the leaked sex tape. I tricked him into making a porno with me for distribution. My former publicist, Jonathan Jaxson, knows exactly what happened. I screwed him over and refused to pay him after our contract was up. Money and fame is all I live for. I am just waiting for him (and many, many more) to come out and reveal how I really am. I exploit my FAKE body all of the time because I lack elegance, class, dignity, self-respect, intelligence, and morals. I really am a very dirty woman, both inside and out.
My ex husband Damon Thomas, whom I married at the age of 19 in Las Vegas, publicly called me: untalented, a trashy whore, desperate, a plastic surgery addict, a backstabber, and a cheater. I have no real friends because I have misused and stepped on everybody that has come my way for fame. If you see me in public it’s either because someone is paying me to be there, or I know the paps will be there to take my picture. I am currently using social medias to snake my way in to other celebrity’s lives for friendship and publicity. I show up like a diva to all kind of award shows that I have NO business at all attending. The only award show I should attend is the AVN. I call the paparazzi myself. I learned that trick from Paris Hilton, but unlike Paris I’m too cheap to buy them lunch like she does.
I have NO talent what so ever. I was thrown off Dancing with the Stars on the second week. I made a work out video that clearly shows I’m in very bad shape. I did a test shoot for Playboy, but after seeing the proofs they refuse to acknowledge me. I got a Razzie for my sad performance in the parody Disaster Movie. I should have gotten one for my sextape as well. My song JAM, I have no words for. It is the most annoying and pitiful song in history. I sing like a tone deaf four year old with a nasal monotone voice; very unfortunate. Recently I made a video to go with the song. In it I shove my HUGE azz into the camera like a baboon in heat waiting to get mounted.
Anybody who don’t like me for the rotten and lying whore that I am I call haters or jealous. We, the Kardashian’s, call each other dolls. And I alone have tainted the Pussycat Dolls by heisting their concept. I pretend that I care about others, but I could not care less. If I’m at a charity event you can bet I’m either getting paid to be there, or I’m there because I called the paps and want to get my picture taken. If you read the fine print you’ll see I keep 90% of the proceeds from my charity auction. The only person I really care about is myself. I tried to fcuk over children by selling them an insane debit Master Card with predatory fees. Unfortunately it was taken off the market after one week under the threat of legal action in several States. Thankfully I found a new way to rip off the kids, with glam silly bandz. Over weight children should skip normal diet & exercise and do shady diet pills or lipo-suction like me.
I stole $120k from Sonja Norwood’s (Ray J and Brandy’s mother) credit card. After being busted I paid her back with the money I got from the sex tape I made with her son. That’s the circle life Mrs. Norwood. The clothes at Dash are pure knock offs from top brands and designers. Neither my sisters nor I know how to sew on a button or sketch anything, but we call ourselves fashion designers. Much of our clothing line is made by underage Chinese children. I pay them a dollar a day to work an 18-hour shift in one of my sweatshops. The logo on my perfumes is a complete rip-off from Korcula creator Lindley Bertin.
For World AIDS Day I went off social medias until my fans had raised $1M. I was confident that within 12 hours I would be back. Seven days later I had to be bailed out by a billionaire who wanted to spare me any further shame. This is how much my «fans» value and missed me.
I have never been single because I am too scared to spend time with myself. I am looking very much forward to the day my grand children sit on my lap and ask me if I am an anal porn star because that’s what everybody in kindergarten will say. I also love to flaunt my gigantic fake hippo azz. It’s my calling card for any rich Black man that wants to ram my azz hard and move on! Evan Ross, Marquis Houston, Scott Storch, Fabolous, The Game, Nick Cannon, Nick Lachey, Tyson Beckford, William ‘Ray J’ Norwood, Reggie Bush, Christiano, Chengo (The Bodyguard is one of my favorite movies ever) Miles Austin, Bow Wow, Gabriel Aubry (only because everybody said I was only into black guys) Kanye West, and my husband of 72 days Kris Humpries; are just a FEW of the men that have ALL fcuked me, pissed in my mouth, AND dumped me. They know that I am trash, and that I will bring their reputations down into the gutter with mine. I will fcuk anyone for publicity. I have had many STDs, but the only one I have now is herpes (got that from Paris too). I am pathetic, plastic, and terribly insecure.
I am a national and international joke, and gave out my own ANAL/PISS SEX TAPE to get famous. I am a human toilet. I am clearly a very sick human being and I’m 100% shameless. I am the filthiest famewhore in the whole wide world!
I am Kim Kardashian… Superstar
You’ve got mental issues…seek professional help you fcking psycho.
It’s called copy and paste. This diatribe comes up on the site periodically.
She’s just getting ready a bit early for Halloween. She’s going as a killer whale.
I showed this photo to a field of cows and they all went MOOO!
She’s auditioning for her own spot as the main attraction.for sea world …
I personally find this post and the comments on this post absolutely disgusting, you are all so disrespectful and immature to say such cruel things about a pregnant woman. Some of the comments on this post are so cruel and hurtful, especially the ones that mention Kim’s baby as a cow, that is such a horrible thing to say and you all should be ashamed.
No, I think you’re the first. Well done.
Remember that video where someone dynamited a rotting whale carcass and spectators ran for their lives as 200-pound chunks of stinking rotting whale blubber rained from the sky? Just sayin’.
and now Kanye is banging one of those chunks… good for him!
Not that it matters and this is not a contest but how the hell is he the first when I made a killer whale comment above him and well before him?
Sort of a lateral move from Amber Rose, I s’pose.
I am not familiar with that breed.
Have you eaten many of them Beefy Boy?
Are they tasty? Lots of grease on the plate?
Did you coin the term OrcaDashian? If you did, sorry, I missed it?\
Ironically, that’s precisely how they got her into this dress.
That’s nothing. Just wait and watch. She’s not even out of her first trimester yet.
Or she’s going to a costume party as a killer whale.
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