‘Look To The Black & White Cookie, Elaine’

February 22nd, 2013 // 138 Comments

“Look to the cookie.”

Photo: INFdaily, RAAK/AKM-GSI

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  1. Flesh Gordon

    Hideous beast.

    • Randal

      Even as Kim begins to fill out from the beautiful child growing within, she’s still able to display her socialite appearance. Who said bearing a child can’t be fashionable?

      It would be helpful if the writers @ The FiSH could at least post the designer.

      Randal

  2. I didn’t know they were making a new Batman movie, but I think Philip Seymour Hoffman would be better in the role.

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    Taibhse
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    holy shit.

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    Butt Plugger
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    A gray Porsche along side a Black and White Volkswagen Beetle. Pretty cool

  5. Snooki's Taint

    Shamoooooo!

  6. Kim Oswald Kobblepot Kardashian. Wak wak wak!

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    JC
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    Nabisco is proud to announce the new Special Edition Oreo, designed by Jessica Simpson.

  8. “Hi, Kim! Who’s that behind you?”

  9. TheGenYgirl

    I know that seeing the painfully vain Kim Kardashian all fat might at first seem awesome and hilarious, but just think how much attention she is going to get about losing the weight. Tabloid cover after cover after cover.

    Don’t think this means she is going away. She’s going to claw her way into our eyeballs even more over this.

  10. elephantman

    Is her ass pregnant too?

  11. FattyFatty2X4

    OH MY GOD!
    Just………..
    OH MY GOD!

  12. FattyFatty2X4

    Is she eating for 4??

  13. Isn’t she a bit too fat and “showing” too much for this stage in her pregnancy? I have a theory. Maybe she and Kanye are using a surrogate and this is Kim just taking off her Spanx and letting go to give the effect of being pregnant?

    Also: MOOOOOOO!

    • Nina

      If Spanx were good enough to make you go from looking like she currently does, to her pre-pregnancy size, they would be a lot more expensive and hard to keep in stock.

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    Cock Dr
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    This classic B & W coloring helps us quickly identify the Holstein breed of cattle, famed for their vast dairy production capabilities.
    MOO

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    Her new paparazzi camouflage! See how she gets lost among all the other 2 ton black and white objects.

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    Her new paparazzi camouflage! See how she gets lost among all the other 2 ton black and white objects.

  17. Niki

    Orca! Only not as beautiful.

  18. Holy Mother of God. Why the fuck would you wear an outfit that literally makes you look like a killer whale?

  19. bigjc001

    And this dress by Louis Vuitton is titled “Dark Side of the Moon.”

  20. Kim Kardashian Fat Huget Butt Black And White Dress
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    This is the most disturbing version of Two-Face yet.

  21. Kim Kardashian Fat Huget Butt Black And White Dress
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    “Hi, Kim! Who’s that behind you?”

  22. Kim Kardashian Fat Huget Butt Black And White Dress
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    “Precious 2: Preciouser”

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    Jon Hex
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    “You know what Russians keep in ginormous ass? Vodka!”

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    menkuare
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    A cross between an Orca and human?

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    Inner Retard
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    Black and white… looks like she felt Holstein today. Can’t wait for her to wear purple. Though Milka must dread that day.

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    henry hill
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    Of course, after Jerry consumed the cookie he vomited, ending his 17-year streak.

    I feel nauseous myself.

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    Without the white bit, she seems as blubbery as always. Strapping a white tarp over half the whale did not camouflage anything. I think she wants to remind everyone she’s pregnant because would look about normal without the tarp. Oh, and she’s a fame whore.

  28. reinhard heidrich

    holsteins are smaller….and better looking and more useful than this waste. the best part of her dripped into her whoremaster mothers ass after she was banged by something inhuman.

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    dirtdog
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    pig

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    THE REALIST1
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    Everyone is thinking it … OrcaDashian

  31. Sweet Jebus! Isn’t she only 4 months pregnant? She’ll have her own gravitational pull by the time she’s full-term.

  32. It can’t be healthy giving birth when you’re as big as that?

    She looks like a beached whale, she must see it.

  33. dert

    Is this the hooker that ate her own shit off of a big black schlong for money and attention?

  34. schmidtler

    Holy shit, Gwen Stefani has blimped out big time!

  35. ben dover

    Please Please Please someone harpoon this whale

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    The designer of that dress needs to be shot out of a cannon.

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    Tom
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    She is going to make Jessica Simpson look like Kate Moss before pumping out that bastard child.

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    contusion
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    Shamu!

  39. Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden

    kim kuntrashian and the rest of the kuntrashian klan are nothing but talentless fame whores with absolutely no redeeming values whatsoever.

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    How cute, a baby bump – if that baby was a walrus.

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    I knew she was giving birth to a calf, but I thought it was more of the “moo” variety, not “blow hole”.

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    Cock Dr
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    At the very least this incubation period should put a stop to her wearing those cursed leather pants.
    It’s just so wrong to be wearing the hides, and so many of them, of your brethren.
    MOO

  43. This just in… Kim Kardashian is a giant whale. Film at 11, to be projected on the white half of this dress.

  44. An orca joke seems so cliche for a pregnant woman…but come on!!

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    Alison
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    But the dress seemed like such a good idea from the front…

  46. the mommy swami

    As a mother of 4 children I don’t usually say to much about a pregnant woman, but GIRL, PLEASE! Could have found a more unflattering everything?

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    Alex
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    Holy Shit! What is she about 20 months pregnant here?

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    Alex
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    She is the first person to carry half the baby in her ass

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    Brooke
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    That’s odd… normally they protrude from the front…

  50. anonym

    She surely knows how to pick ugly dresses.

    That white flap makes her look like a whale. hahahahahaha

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