Kim Kardashian & Blac Chyna Just Broke The Ass/Time Continuum

September 25th, 2013 // 35 Comments

Fuck snark. Someone get a physicist to explain to me right now how the hell these two walked into the same building and everyone inside didn’t ooze out the window like a Play-Doh Factory. Because the only explanation I keep coming up with is black magic which seems kind of racist. And yet…

Photos: Raef-Ramirez/AKM-GSI

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  1. That place must have stunk of sh*t for days afterward.
    What? Can you honestly tell me these two can actually wipe their own asses without one of those ass-wiping sticks they sell online for the criminally obese?

  2. Okay, I love to bash any of the Kardashians for any reason, but I have to admit- Her blond hair looks really cute.

    • Jenn

      It makes me feel all nauseated, I’m thinking this while looking at any part of Kim, but I like it too. Aaaaaughh! The world may be ending.

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    lawn
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    She makes Kim look like Kate Moss. I would never have thought that possible.

  4. Dick Nose

    The bitch should be going to a spanx convention

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s quite an adult entertainment double delight…if you don’t mind all the plastic improvements & augmentations.

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    Hugh G. Rection
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    Ralph Kramden had a smaller ass.

  7. Mike

    Is kim wearing a diaper?!!

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    Freebie`
    Commented on this photo:

    She has been using way too many fillers in her face. She looks distorted.

  9. Who is Blac Chynaaaaaaaaiiiiiii stopped caring. *fart noise*

  10. BERTHA BUTT

    Those asses were brought in Colombia.

  11. reinhard heidrich

    WTF is she wearing???!!!! she looks like a groupie for Fidel Castro.

  12. anonymous

    I think it’s funny how when she was huge and pregnant Kim K wore the stupidest, tightest clothing on Earth and now that she isn’t she finally pulled out the maternity clothing.

  13. It’s like the start of a bad Joke ” Kim Kardashian and Black Chyna walk into a Resturaunt……”

  14. Jenna J

    and somewhere out there Myla Sinaj(post-surgery) is saying “damn, and I still look like I have a post-pregnancy belly even after I had my lipo”….as she scratches her head and continues to envy Kim’s post-baby bod

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    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “So Kim, Kourtney, what’s it like being moms?”
    “I wouldn’t know.”
    “Yeah, I don’t understand the question.”

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    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Um, is North gonna be OK in the car by herself?”
    “I cracked the windows! Jesus!”

  17. Imagine the size of the shit theyre gonna take after eating

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    Derek
    Commented on this photo:

    Whatever the hell a Black Chyna is, sure looks like she got stung by a bee

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    anonym
    Commented on this photo:

    Kim’s facial side profile looks fucked up.

    Not pretty at all.
    Actually, all angles of her face are fucked up.

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    anonym
    Commented on this photo:

    I actually think Jessica simpson looks better than kim.

  21. cc

    This was the actual cause of that new island in India…they pressed a column of earth clear through the planet and out the mantle on other side.

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    Dr. Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Hot!

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    Jane Doe
    Commented on this photo:

    The Ewoks have really upped their game.

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    bernard
    Commented on this photo:

    it’s the Assocalypse !

  25. Hanging out with D-List ghetto strippers with swap meet hair wigs now, wow, her star is falling fast.

  26. Ellis

    Whoa

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    JO JO
    Commented on this photo:

    GRANNY ARMS!!! she hasnt lost as much weight as she claims the fat pads in the back of our arms is a tell all

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    D.Summer
    Commented on this photo:

    No kim’s is all FAT
    looks like to much plastic surgery in her face too..BLEAAAAh

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    FarmerJ
    Commented on this photo:

    mooooooooooooooooooo

  30. Bryan

    Can I pee on them both?

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    Robb7
    Commented on this photo:

    Ass parade

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