Kim Kardashian Revealed The Sex of Her Baby On The ‘KUWTK’ Premiere. Of Course.

June 3rd, 2013 // 35 Comments
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Because Kim Kardashian is an intensely private person now that Kanye West is in her life, she confirmed the sex of her baby last night on the season premiere of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. And according to People, it’s a girl which everybody already knew back in February. Then again, now we’re hearing it from a Kardashian which means the opposite is true and it’s a boy if there really is a baby in there at all. She already got her shower gifts yesterday which means it could be any minute before she calls the whole thing off. I’ve studied the creature’s mating habits.

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  1. Robb7

    Hate this greedy, dumb kunt!

  2. Randal

    Congratulations is certainly in order Kim! A lot of us were on the edge of our couches waiting in anticipation of the sex of your child, and you did not disappoint!

    Looking forward to the next few episodes and next season of Keeping up with the Kardashians.


    • HaHaRandall

      KimHoeBag America is over you.
      kanye won’t be seen with you, Bruce Jenner only met him once.
      You will always be a useless whore narcissist.
      You should of opted for the Minnesota suburbs with the man you were married to when you fked another guy and got pregnant.

  3. They just keep making more future whores to feed into the machine. Get ready for her sex tape in 20 years.

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    Cock Dr
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    Seen here near the completion of her metamorphasis into a whole new humanoid species of famewhore.
    “MOO” does now seem to be somewhat an inadequate sound effect.

  5. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Huge
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    Cant believe the USA made this woman their godess…rotten shallow modern society

  6. The Illuminati Did It!

    Too bad “aborted” isn’t a sex.

  7. ThisWillHurt

    I guess “girl” is a nice way of saying “Cthulhu”. When is the Elder God due again?

  8. Whats the under/over for when Kris Jenner slaps her grand daughter in a bikini and starts selling the photos? 10?

  9. freebie

    Her legs got huge and what’s up with her face? She looks more like a wax figure anymore.

  10. I believe you got the name of the show wrong. It’s called, “Keeping Up Now That Kim Is Claiming Kanye,” or KUNT KICK.

  11. Bane

    Are they going to show an episode where Kanye completely abandons her? Bruce Jenner said he’s met him only once. lol!

  12. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Huge
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    She looks like a black person made to look white, like that stupid fucking movie “White Chicks” that nobody watched

  13. skunk

    i aint sayin she a gold digger

  14. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Huge
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    Backwards ball-cap? Check!
    Trucker-style backwards ball-cap? Extra points!
    Soul patch? Check!
    Shoes without socks? Check!

    I believe that’s a big ol’ bingo in Parker Bros. Presents ‘Douchebag Bingo’!

  15. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Huge
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    I was about to comment Kim on some decent maternity clothes…finally! Until I got down to the shoes. Still squeezing her swollen hooves into shoes she shouldn’t. She will never learn.

  16. Dammit. Where’s Walder Frey when you need him?


    “I know it’s a girl, because I yelled out ‘Susan B. Anthony’ at the moment of conception.”

  18. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Huge
    Little Tongue
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    Hey! Kim! Has Kanye been diagnosed with throat cancer yet?

  19. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Huge
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    Still wearing the juvenile tacky fake eyelashes.
    The poor kid will be cover with makeup dripping of this broad umm mother..

  20. Nicolette

    She’s not pregnant. The proof is in the belly! It changes size and shape all the time. Everything about her is fake and her often odd shaped baby bump is no exception. I hope she at least had the decency to invite the surrogate to the baby shower.

  21. Gotta Say It

    Oh goody a story about Kim Kardashian, now cue the endless fat jokes about a pregnant woman’s weight from those wonderful losers in front of their computer that would give gladly give over most of their miserable lives to meet/fuck/be/be near Kim Kardashian.

  22. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Huge
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    She should have left two.

  23. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Huge
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    Why is Chevy Chase there?

  24. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Huge
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    They used to be high heels….

  25. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Huge
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    If you count back 37 weeks, the conception would have taken place in the last week of September. She didn’t file for divorce until October 31st. Hmmmm….

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