So remember when Kim Kardashian said Kanye West has made her into a more private person? You’re never going to believe this. She was full of shit. Us Weekly reports:
Start buying little leather dresses! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West just found out they’re expecting a baby girl, a source [named Kris Jenner - SW] close to the pregnant reality star tells Us Weekly exclusively.
“They’re over the moon!” a source close to the first-time parents-to-be tells Us. “Kanye always wanted a girl.”
Ray J’s To-Do List: July 31, 2031
- Visit Brandy in prison
- Write next chapter in Whitney book, “How Clive Davis & Kelly Clarkson Did It, I’m Sorry I Took Their Money”
- Pee on KK’s daughter (Call Kris J for script)
- Buy oatmeal
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fat pig cunt.
Congratulations, Kim!
You’ve always been a great person, helping out the homeless, assisting with well known charities and being there for the less fortunate. These qualities will be passed down to your daughter, continuing the Kardashian tradition and kindness we’ve all come to know and love.
Randal
Fuck off, Kris.
Randal is the best, you’ll begin to appreciate his comments more and more
I’ll go for the low-hanging fruit:
Fish, this is offensive. The correct term for their unborn child is “heifer.” In fact, “heifer” is the correct term for Kim herself until she’s calved at least once, at which point she will officially be a “cow.”
Good God, that little girl is doomed to a life of misery modeled after her cheaper than dirt mother and grandmother. In this case, biology is destiny. I’m sorry little one.
She will be the Armenian version of Courtney Stodden, with a more experienced pimp/manager. God help us all.
Of course Kim’s “over the moon”. Everybody who knows their nursery rhymes knows that “the cow jumped over the moon”.
And the bitch ran away with the coon.
Best comment ever.
“Did he refuse to acknowledge my nipples?! DID HE?!”
She’s having a girl? That means we’ll be getting another sex tape in about 18 years. I wonder what washed up r&b act it will be with. Is Lil’ Romeo still Lil’?
Kris will never wait that long.
Of course she is having a girl. Kris Jenner needs 12 girls in her klan to shoot her own calendar.
Another Kardashian slut, just like mama!! And a new baby for Grandma to pimp out!
Remember the anticipation and excitement you felt when Yoda said “There is another…”? This is the same. Just without Yoda, excitement, and substitute dread for anticipation.
I actually felt sad for Kanye when I read the headline.
yikes–soon she’ll look the same coming and going!!
“I got no time for the Jibba-Jabba!! I pity the fool!”
Here’s hoping the whole fucking Klan of them die in a fiery plane wreck.
Wow! Kim’s looking more like Octomom these days
MOO
Her lips look so unnaturally puffy these days, grotesquely so. Like she’s been sucking on swimming pool drains (thank you, Death Becomes Her). Moo.
The ruffles do improve her figure. *Extreme eye roll*…I can see my brain!
Are we sure it’s “a” girl… as in, the singular?
looks like a horror movie in the making.
I hope both mother and child die in childbirth. Yeah…I went there.
kim kuntrashian and the rest of the kuntrashian klan are nothing but talentless fame whores with absolutely no redeeming values whatsoever.
Poor guy looks like he has had enough…..lol
Kim shouldn’t EVER smile like that because: I thought she was the OctoMom!!!
WOW with a ruffle on top
reality check: amber wins.
Who is her wardrobe consultant????
Kanye. Wait a minute…. Can one hope this is just a plan set in motion by the universe, were Kanye is the bringer of total and utter destruction of Kim…?
looks like she is having 4 girls
Now Kanye and Jay-Z can have playdates with their ugly babies.
For sure, Kimye’s daughter is gonna look ugly with kanye’s genes.
I used to like her big ass like everyone else, but that ass looks scary and ugly to me now.
her proportions are cartoonish
Just what a wide ass needs, ruffles.
God help that poor innocent child she is carrying.
So…an Armenian-Afropoid baby. Now I’ve heard it all…
having a girl what? I’m going to go with a girl Tapir, the worlds fastest land pig.
Yikes, her stylist must hate her.
I swear I saw that same sofa at Goodwill last week, except it wasn’t that wide at the bottom.
She’s really carrying that baby high
No one will notice my enormous ass with this cute little tutu…
she looks like a fart
octomom is pregnant again?
fat
That body is fucking fantastic… the face is getting to botoxed up though