Kim Kardashian’s Having A Girl

February 25th, 2013 // 50 Comments
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So remember when Kim Kardashian said Kanye West has made her into a more private person? You’re never going to believe this. She was full of shit. Us Weekly reports:

Start buying little leather dresses! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West just found out they’re expecting a baby girl, a source [named Kris Jenner - SW] close to the pregnant reality star tells Us Weekly exclusively.
“They’re over the moon!” a source close to the first-time parents-to-be tells Us. “Kanye always wanted a girl.”

Ray J’s To-Do List: July 31, 2031

- Visit Brandy in prison
- Write next chapter in Whitney book, “How Clive Davis & Kelly Clarkson Did It, I’m Sorry I Took Their Money”
- Pee on KK’s daughter (Call Kris J for script)
- Buy oatmeal

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  1. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Crazy Clothes
    dirtdog
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    fat pig cunt.

  2. JC

    I’ll go for the low-hanging fruit:

    Fish, this is offensive. The correct term for their unborn child is “heifer.” In fact, “heifer” is the correct term for Kim herself until she’s calved at least once, at which point she will officially be a “cow.”

  3. Nippy

    Good God, that little girl is doomed to a life of misery modeled after her cheaper than dirt mother and grandmother. In this case, biology is destiny. I’m sorry little one.

  4. Bob

    Of course Kim’s “over the moon”. Everybody who knows their nursery rhymes knows that “the cow jumped over the moon”.

  5. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Crazy Clothes
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Did he refuse to acknowledge my nipples?! DID HE?!”

  6. Rob

    She’s having a girl? That means we’ll be getting another sex tape in about 18 years. I wonder what washed up r&b act it will be with. Is Lil’ Romeo still Lil’?

  7. ThisWillHurt

    Of course she is having a girl. Kris Jenner needs 12 girls in her klan to shoot her own calendar.

  8. marchlily

    Another Kardashian slut, just like mama!! And a new baby for Grandma to pimp out!

  9. Inner Retard

    Remember the anticipation and excitement you felt when Yoda said “There is another…”? This is the same. Just without Yoda, excitement, and substitute dread for anticipation.

  10. Hank E. Ring

    I actually felt sad for Kanye when I read the headline.

  11. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Crazy Clothes
    oh i know
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    yikes–soon she’ll look the same coming and going!!

  12. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Crazy Clothes
    Deacon Jones
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    “I got no time for the Jibba-Jabba!! I pity the fool!”

  13. EDDIE HITLER

    Here’s hoping the whole fucking Klan of them die in a fiery plane wreck.

  14. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Crazy Clothes
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    Wow! Kim’s looking more like Octomom these days

  15. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Crazy Clothes
    Cock Dr
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    MOO

  16. Her lips look so unnaturally puffy these days, grotesquely so. Like she’s been sucking on swimming pool drains (thank you, Death Becomes Her). Moo.

  17. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Crazy Clothes
    Toe Jam
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    The ruffles do improve her figure. *Extreme eye roll*…I can see my brain!

  18. Are we sure it’s “a” girl… as in, the singular?

  19. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Crazy Clothes
    emma watson's vagina
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    looks like a horror movie in the making.

  20. wass

    I hope both mother and child die in childbirth. Yeah…I went there.

  21. Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag

    kim kuntrashian and the rest of the kuntrashian klan are nothing but talentless fame whores with absolutely no redeeming values whatsoever.

  22. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Crazy Clothes
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    Poor guy looks like he has had enough…..lol

  23. Kim shouldn’t EVER smile like that because: I thought she was the OctoMom!!!

  24. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Crazy Clothes
    behind
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    WOW with a ruffle on top

  25. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Crazy Clothes
    Sparky
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    reality check: amber wins.

  26. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Crazy Clothes
    Vinnie
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    Who is her wardrobe consultant????

    • Whatever

      Kanye. Wait a minute…. Can one hope this is just a plan set in motion by the universe, were Kanye is the bringer of total and utter destruction of Kim…?

  27. SPIDEY

    looks like she is having 4 girls

  28. anonym

    Now Kanye and Jay-Z can have playdates with their ugly babies.

    For sure, Kimye’s daughter is gonna look ugly with kanye’s genes.

  29. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Crazy Clothes
    anonym
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    I used to like her big ass like everyone else, but that ass looks scary and ugly to me now.

    her proportions are cartoonish

  30. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Crazy Clothes
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    Just what a wide ass needs, ruffles.

  31. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Crazy Clothes
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    God help that poor innocent child she is carrying.

  32. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Crazy Clothes
    John Travolta
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    So…an Armenian-Afropoid baby. Now I’ve heard it all…

  33. having a girl what? I’m going to go with a girl Tapir, the worlds fastest land pig.

  34. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Crazy Clothes
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    Yikes, her stylist must hate her.

  35. mavis davis

    I swear I saw that same sofa at Goodwill last week, except it wasn’t that wide at the bottom.

  36. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Crazy Clothes
    Jentilly
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    She’s really carrying that baby high

  37. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Crazy Clothes
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    No one will notice my enormous ass with this cute little tutu…

  38. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Crazy Clothes
    the crazy betty
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    she looks like a fart

  39. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Crazy Clothes
    kara
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    octomom is pregnant again?

  40. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Crazy Clothes
    rogue
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    fat

  41. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Crazy Clothes
    ErikThaRed
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    That body is fucking fantastic… the face is getting to botoxed up though

  42. Yo

    Kim baby is prob ugly as hell that y they don’t show the pics.

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