Almost as if no one’s seen Kim Kardashian‘s ass from orbit before, the entire Internet’s freaking out over her baby bump today which is, of course, ridiculously prominent already. What did everyone expect to happen here? She’d defy the laws of human anatomy and not turn into a hairy Violet Beauregarde? The woman’s 89% butt cheek! It’ll be a goddamn miracle if she doesn’t just unzip one and pull the kid out of it. “I designed that zipper, yo,” its father will probably say.