Yup, Kim Kardashian’s Going To Be Gigantic

January 31st, 2013 // 43 Comments

Almost as if no one’s seen Kim Kardashian‘s ass from orbit before, the entire Internet’s freaking out over her baby bump today which is, of course, ridiculously prominent already. What did everyone expect to happen here? She’d defy the laws of human anatomy and not turn into a hairy Violet Beauregarde? The woman’s 89% butt cheek! It’ll be a goddamn miracle if she doesn’t just unzip one and pull the kid out of it. “I designed that zipper, yo,” its father will probably say.

Photos: AKM-GSI

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  1. Adam Frawley

    Here I thought Kayne liked the ” Dangerous Brown” only . What a revelation. Maybe he made a heat – of -passion mistake and it slipped into the”girl- hole ” by accident

  2. Adam Frawley

    Meant”Difficult Brown”

  3. karlito

    gee i hope it doesn’t effect her petite rear end and make it bigger.

  4. “Gonna be” gigantic?

  5. JC

    Kanye! Hay lapa no ya, Solo…er, I mean…Kanye!

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    Butt plugger
    Commented on this photo:

    Octomom 2.0

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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    THE REALIST1
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    Limp Dicker

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    JC
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    “@JessSimpson, OK to eat 36 Doritos Locos tacos 4 a snack, rite? LOL!”

  10. Can’t wait till she sells the rights to her vaginal rejuvenation surgery to Vivid.

  11. Susan

    Jessia Simpson is so happy right now that this cow takes some attention from her.

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    Chris
    Commented on this photo:

    I still foresee a ‘miscarriage’ – I think she’s just gaining weight – - – ANY ‘average’ weight or smaller, newly pregnant woman will have a bump in her lower belly, not the whole thing – she already looks 6 months pregnant. Compare her ‘baby belly’ to just about any other celeb ‘new’ bump… Sorry, I’m not buyin’ this.

    • USDA Prime McBeef

      Hopefully E! can get a camera in to catch the moment the bloody embryonic tissue hits the toliet bowl water.

    • Edvard Munch

      You are pathetic

    • douche

      Oh eff you chris. Have you ever been pregnant? According to what’s been announced, I’m as far along as she is and I just popped this week and the bump is showing up high. I’ve gained about 3 pounds so far and was a size 2 when I got pregnant. Everyone carries differently and not “just in their lower belly”.

    • Stick Man Steve

      As someone who worked at a OBGYN’s office for a couple of years, I can confirm this.

  13. I’m taking bets on Kanye trying to make a full three-piece suit out of the placenta, and maybe a snazzy hat from what’s left over.

  14. Deacon Jones

    i cant tell you how much pleasure I am getting from watching her get more and more miserable the bigger she gets.

    She can’t even *fake* a smile at this point, she’s such a vain bitch, and now she’s blowing up like a dead cow on a hot Mississippi afternoon! YEEEE-HAWWWWWW!

    • ” and now she’s blowing up like a dead cow on a hot Mississippi afternoon! YEEEE-HAWWWWWW!”

      Greatest.description.ever. I’m going to use it to describe one of my loathsome coworkers later. And to describe Alois Bell. And I will quote you, obviously. ‘Deacon sayeth’ and all that.

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    contusion
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    Going to be gigantic? When wasn’t she?

  16. dumbdumbdumb

    lets just hope this fat pig of a women gets so big noone cares about her anymore she is the definintion of waste of skin…. lets get famous by making a sex tape yaaayyyy

  17. KV

    To more month and this woman alone will be responsible for triggering the biggest earthquake ever seen in the state of California and probably the world.

  18. SssHhhh

    Sloppy,greasy,wide and heavy…that’s the fake pregnancy glow.

  19. When she’s ready to deliver, her body won’t even go into labor. She’ll burp or something and it will plop out into her spanx.

  20. anonymous

    “Going to be gigantic?”

    This bitch was already gigantic.

  21. tim

    I remember 5 years ago when these whores were targeting the pre-teen girl market like pedophiles. WTF do these cunts have to offer a 12 year old girl? They are fuckin in their 30s and they still act like 12 year olds. And the fat slutty mud people eat it up. Did you see the third world pigs riot in England when their shiteous clothing line was introduced over there?All over a botche lash murder and an ass straight into the Armenian pie hole porn movie.

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    Commented on this photo:

    Fetus – “Abort mission! Abort!” (I kid, I kid…I’m sure it will be a lovely Kanim baby. *eye roll*)

  23. dennis

    With a dick for a dad and an ass for a mom, I’m calling the baby Lil Taint

  24. I hate kardashians

    Looks like a fake pregnancy to me a la Beyonce. Last week’s paparazzi pictures her belly was flat and this week it looks 5-6 months. Let’s see how many sheeple will fall for the lies of this bitch.

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    Angkreye
    Commented on this photo:

    Octomom, is that you?

  26. You people are so delightfully bitchy I had to create an account to share my excitement over this cow’s potential weight gain. She’ll soon be able to do BBW porn, yay versatility!

  27. jen

    her ass is clearly fake though. it’s clearly the result of a brazilian butt lift so it’s hard to say if she naturally carries a lot of weight.

  28. AndyDufresne

    Smelly

  29. anonym

    Kanye is gonna dump that soon enough.

    Trash.

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    ToldYouSo
    Commented on this photo:

    Big mistake having Kanye’s baby….

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    s'longfatass
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    Good. Lets see her get huge and fat and gross so those morons who think she’s “hot” will be so turned off we won’t have to see the vapid pig anymore.

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    s'longfatass
    Commented on this photo:

    Good. Lets see her get huge and fat and gross so those morons who think she’s “hot” will be so turned off we won’t have to see the vapid pig anymore.

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    mark
    Commented on this photo:

    Why not take photos of her and her family and not cover non events like her pregnancy to some dickhead while she’s still technically married? If all of the paps stopped covering them, they’d go away.

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    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    I want to see her naturally totally naked right before she drops that little freak out of her.
    I want to see her veins, her HUGE _________’s, her stretch marks, everything ! !

  35. her ass was the size of a mini cooper before she got knocked up- the rest is just catching up. too bad weight watchers has already shot her down as a post gestation spokescow

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