Kim Kardashian Also Has Huge Breasts and Other News

- Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart caught kissing for realsies! OMGs! [Celebuzz]

- Danielle Staub fired from Real Housewives of New Jersey. That’s square-tit-ism! [Popeater]

- Suri Cruise is already telling Katie Holmes what to wear. Aw, she’s just like her daddy. [Lainey Gossip]

- AnnaLynne McCord reminds me of prom night all of sudden. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Doogie Howser can adopt twins, too, Ricky Martin. JAZZ FACE. [Dlisted]

- Kelly Brook’s breasts continue to dominate the west coast. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Hilary Duff got married over the weekend. No more giving head for engagement rings for her! Whee! [Popoholic]

- The Cast of Jersey Shore 10 Years From Now [BuzzFeed]

- Jesse James is banging Kat Von D now. Of course. [The Fab Life]

- Michael Douglas has cancer. …. What’s the polite waiting time for calling dibs on his wife? I always forget. [Huffington Post]

- The back of Megan Fox’s bra. [Just Jared]

- Justin Bieber is kind of a dick. [StarPulse]

- Cameron Diaz in a bikini from 800 yards away. [PopSugar]

- Mel Gibson wrecked his Maserati. Thank God he keeps a spare in the glove box SO YOU CAN BLOW HIM. [Celebslam]

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