- Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart caught kissing for realsies! OMGs! [Celebuzz]
- Danielle Staub fired from Real Housewives of New Jersey. That’s square-tit-ism! [Popeater]
- Suri Cruise is already telling Katie Holmes what to wear. Aw, she’s just like her daddy. [Lainey Gossip]
- AnnaLynne McCord reminds me of prom night all of sudden. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Doogie Howser can adopt twins, too, Ricky Martin. JAZZ FACE. [Dlisted]
- Kelly Brook’s breasts continue to dominate the west coast. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Hilary Duff got married over the weekend. No more giving head for engagement rings for her! Whee! [Popoholic]
- The Cast of Jersey Shore 10 Years From Now [BuzzFeed]
- Jesse James is banging Kat Von D now. Of course. [The Fab Life]
- Michael Douglas has cancer. …. What’s the polite waiting time for calling dibs on his wife? I always forget. [Huffington Post]
- The back of Megan Fox’s bra. [Just Jared]
- Justin Bieber is kind of a dick. [StarPulse]
- Cameron Diaz in a bikini from 800 yards away. [PopSugar]
- Mel Gibson wrecked his Maserati. Thank God he keeps a spare in the glove box SO YOU CAN BLOW HIM. [Celebslam]
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Me | August 16, 2010 at 5:30 pm
She is looking frighteningly like her mother each day. Considering her mother is quite old, that is not a compliment. Kim has a nice body, but that face has to go. It looks way too plastic.
sean | August 16, 2010 at 6:14 pm
I like sex with 12 year old boys.
Snow J. Frost | August 16, 2010 at 5:36 pm
I said: She’s got bigger tits than Samantha Ronson (and Pauly D if you’re counting) but I wouldn’t touch them with a 10 foot pole.
Jimbo | August 16, 2010 at 5:46 pm
You are comparing Kim to Samantha Ronson? The anorexic dyke? You have a screw loose. No only would I touch those big tits with a 10 foot pole, I would touch them over and over again with my 10 foot dick and then I would cum all over them….
Cock Dr | August 16, 2010 at 6:25 pm
I understand that she likes hot liquids spilled all over her.
Deacon Jones | August 16, 2010 at 5:53 pm
I hate her fucking guts yet constantly jerk off to her sextape.
Does that mean I’m bipolar? A pervert?
Or a bipolar pervert? ahhh…
dudeatdudedotdude | August 16, 2010 at 6:19 pm
it means you know a killa butt and rack when you see one. its all goot
Mr. Nice Guy | August 16, 2010 at 7:17 pm
DJ it means you need better porn.
Marc | August 16, 2010 at 6:14 pm
Is she planning on releasing another video where she lets people pee on her?
MEL | August 16, 2010 at 6:38 pm
I think you mean “huge implants”, right? This cow had baby tits before daddy laid out 5 figures for her new chest.
RK | August 16, 2010 at 6:46 pm
Those are real.
Tony Gabone | August 16, 2010 at 10:48 pm
yeah dude, type in Kim Kardashian 14 in google and you’ll see that those aren’t fake
Deacon Jones | August 17, 2010 at 10:32 am
Yeah, and don’t jerk off to it, you’ll feel dirty afterwards
RPG | August 16, 2010 at 6:39 pm
No, it just means you’re a desperate black guy.
Turd Ferguson | August 16, 2010 at 6:46 pm
Her life is one big, staged photo op.
OneAdamTwelve | August 17, 2010 at 10:36 am
And how does that compare to your life, Turd?
Staubility | August 16, 2010 at 6:47 pm
Is there someone I pay like $50 to stab Danielle Staub in the neck with a cocktail fork?
This cock-sucking queen & trailer trash tramp looks like a fucking retarded duck.
Mel Gibson's Shrink | August 16, 2010 at 7:43 pm
Of course she had to say Suri made her wear that dress with those shoes. That’s the only way to explain that duet which won’t make you shoot Katie Holmes in the face.
rickardo | August 16, 2010 at 7:55 pm
pic 1 = so fuckable
rusty | August 16, 2010 at 10:21 pm
As a white boy let me just say that I would fuck her senseless. That is all.
The O | August 16, 2010 at 11:01 pm
As a white boy, you never will.
captain america | August 16, 2010 at 10:58 pm
and there is more, folks.
……MUCH MORE!!
The O | August 16, 2010 at 10:58 pm
If only I were a rich black dude…
galtor | August 16, 2010 at 11:20 pm
You know, she might look more attractive if you didn’t smash her boobs together with duck tape.
She needs to learn some class, looks nasty.
And she is still fat.
RasputinsLiver | August 16, 2010 at 11:41 pm
Jeez…
…this shallow, narcissistic twat just can’t hold a candle to her sister Khloe. Khloe just seems a thousand times more fun and less high maintenance than Kim.
The O | August 17, 2010 at 12:08 am
They’re only high maintenance if you keep them around. I don’t think any of us are advocating for more than one night with her.
blockhead | August 17, 2010 at 5:33 am
fake tits ..
whoever don’t know that is a moron…
blockhead | August 17, 2010 at 5:34 am
ps- i agree with above …NASTY ….
NOT AT ALL MY TYPE BUT TO EACH HIS OWN …
Kelley | August 17, 2010 at 10:24 am
I always wonder if Miss “I’ve never had any work done” realizes that you can see the implant outline whenever she jacks them up like that … gross. Shameless liar.
Internet | August 17, 2010 at 12:36 pm
SAME EXACT ______ as my girlfriend.
mark | August 17, 2010 at 4:32 pm
Her boobs are as equally repulsive as her face, She looks like a man (she may actually be a transvestite) Has zero sex appeal, no femininity, fake boobs and a monstrous behind. No skills, zero talent…………..total LOSER!
cosmicslop | August 18, 2010 at 2:31 am
Awesome to know that there is at least ONE Male out there than can see this too, dude she is heinous, massive man jaw, camel-face, cakes and cakes and cakes of make up, fake and plastic and nasty.
brit boys are cool | August 17, 2010 at 5:07 pm
She looks like she’s had cheek implants along with other procedures. She doesn’t look the same.
cosmicslop | August 18, 2010 at 2:29 am
I find it hilarious that is ugly, highly over rated camel faced skank/whore/bore is on a site called The Superficial and you are talking about her implants haha.
Davinci | August 19, 2010 at 1:09 pm
9.59
cosmicslop | August 20, 2010 at 4:59 am
Yeah haha so I guess this is just the lighting on her “natural” tits?
http://entertainment.msn.co.nz/slideshow_ajax.aspx?sectionid=8940§ionname=slideshowajax&subsectionid=6764737&subsectionname=celebrityjobs
You are not fooling anyone you dumb, camel faced whore.