Kid Rock, Tommy Lee given chance to be douchebags again

September 13th, 2007 // 109 Comments

Las Vegas showman Jeff Beacher wants Kid Rock and Tommy Lee to box each other at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino. The winner will receive $1 million. They’ll also lose their dignity, but, hey, that was never there to begin with. E! Online’s Mark Malkin reports:

“I have already spoken to a couple of the oddsmakers here in Vegas, and Kid Rock would be the favorite,” Beacher just told me. “They are saying that Z-list Tommy Lee is just too old and beat up.”

In case you were worried, this spectacle is going to be super-classy:

And in the true spirit of re-creating Sunday’s VMAs, Beacher said, “I’ll even have Mini Britney open the show!”
If you’re not familiar with Mini Brit, she’s a 26-year-old little person named Terra Jole.

Okay, the Mini Brit, here’s her website. Go nuts. Now, who in the hell wants to see two white-trash rockers recreate their pansy fight? Besides the entire South. And that trailer park by the expressway. Other than that, nobody. Well, maybe the mentally handicapped. And the illiterate which also includes the NASCAR crowd. Wait, I already mentioned the South, didn’t I?


  1. tommy salami

    i wanna fuck that blonde oompa loompa……….. i bet my cock would look 18” in her tiny little hands

  2. bob

    hey pam, nice rash on your arm. which STD is that?

  3. gaffa

    What is with Pam’s arms? Did they have a herpes breakout?

  4. Doomhammer

    I hope this fight truly happens. And I hope that Kid Rock gets all serious and trains for months with the Tito Ortiz and the Iceman and gets totally into the whole thing, while Tommy laughs and yucks it up and parties down.

    Then the whole world can see what we have always wanted to see since 1984. Tommy Lee get his motherfucking ass knocked clean the fuck out and bleed like a litle bitch !!!!

    When Kid hits his ass I hope he flashes back to the boat with Pamela and says “goddamn baby, I love you so fucking much” Wooooooo! Now thats the smell of victory my freinds !!

  5. The obvious

    Pam and Tommy both have hep c you fucking retards. Its pubic knowledge.

  6. Freddykins

    You guys need to stop whining about the South bashing. This website bashes everyone. If you can’t handle it, go somewhere else.

    #105: Pubic knowledge??? Hahaha, nice typo.

  7. Mitsukai

    (#88) No, just gullible.

  8. sxbby

    hey, is mini brit a midget or a dwarf??

    she is cooler than life-size brit.

  9. Call me strange, but I would totally screw the hell out of that little mini Britney midget thing. Like, with melted margarine and a horsewhip involved.

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