Yup, Khloe Kardashian Looks Like This In Real Life

Here’s Khloe Kardashian shilling a waist trainer on Instagram, so before everyone gets mad at me for this post, remember which one of us is the Wookiee in a corset telling a fanbase of impressionable young girls that a “little extra help never hurt.”

And here’s a photo of Khloe’s actual body in West Hollywood yesterday because the paparazzi don’t use Instagram filters. Yet. Kris Jenner’s still finding where they hid their families, so it’s really just a matter of time.

Khloe Kardashian Waist Real Life

I honestly don’t know what a healthy, female body is supposed to look like, and probably never will because later today I’ll spend a small fortune on comic books and then eat a burrito by myself LIKE A PIMP. But I do have a rough understanding of the skeletal system, so how the hell aren’t Khloe’s ribs bleeding out of her sides if this is what her waist actually looks like? Are Sasquatch bones really that flexible? If so, it’s a goddamn miracle they’re not popping out of vent- *quickly turns around* Did you hear something? *notices half-eaten Snicker bar on desk* No, wait- AHHHHHhhhh….

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