Yesterday Kris Jenner thought it’d be an hilarious idea to make Kylie tweet the above photo of Khloe Kardashian with Alex Roldan the man who couldn’t more obviously be her real dad if he pulled somebody’s arms out of his socket when he loses a game goddammit my penis is lonely. Anyway, Kylie also included the following caption:
First official photo of my sister and her dad! Like father like daughter!
Except Kylie then tweeted J/K LOL! because apparently Kris Jenner’s diabolical plan is to pretend Alex Roldan being Khloe’s dad – Which he is. – is just a big family joke so the mental giants who actually watch this shit will still be surprised when they air the inevitable “Khloe Meets Her Real Dad Special.” Or as I like to call it “The Hey, Khloe, Here’s That Dude I Had Unprotected Sex With Beyond Your Brothers and Sister’s Father’s Back Because I’m A Filthy Gold-Digging Whore Drunk On Cock And Money, So Smile And Be Happy It’s Not O.J. Which, Truthfully, We Probably Shouldn’t Rule Out Until After The DNA Test.” It rolls off the tongue.
Photos: Twitter, Bauer-Griffin
Wookie daughter meetss Wookie father?WTF? Has she always had that weird head in photo#1?
Excellent time to remember that Kim Kardashian kept 94% of the donations made to her charity for herself. Glad we all came to together to remember this.
Oh my goodness! So what you’re saying is that Kylie Jenner posted photoshoped pictures on her twitter because she is a lying cunt rag just like the rest of her entire family? Okay then. What else did you want to tell me?
she appears to have been photoshopped onto the body of a midget
Please everyone stop saying OJ Simpson is Khloe’s dad, it’s sickening and it is hurtful. Thank you.
“We Probably Shouldn’t Rule (that) Out Until After The DNA Test”
It’s really not Khloe’s fault……we’re just using logic considering the mother.
OJ still has fans? Huh.
She can’t help it. OJ Simpson is Ketra Spencer’s dad. And Khloe’s lesbian, transsexual half-sister.
hahahahahahhahahahaha!!!!!! +1, stinky!!!!
“Hey, Khloe, Here’s That Dude I Had Unprotected Sex With Beyond Your Brothers and Sister’s Father’s Back Because I’m A Filthy Gold-Digging Whore Drunk With Cock And Money, So Smile And Be Happy It’s Not O.J. ”
If that was the title of a book I would read the fuck out of it! One your best lines ever, fish.
My only quibble: the “That Dude” part. Because let’s not kid ourselves that Roldan was the *only* dude other than her husband who shot his load up Kris Kardashian’s hoo-ha back in the day.
She looks really pretty in this picture
I thought the same thing!
Oh and I might face a stoning for this…but she actually looks good in that photo with her “dad”.
That’s because that’s not Khloe. It’s Selena Gomez.
tie it tighter!
That’s because you can’t see the garter belt she wrapped around her neck.
Wow, she looks great in that picture. White hair is definitely her color.
I hope this isn’t her dad. He’s holding her like he’s about to bend her over the edge of the bed.
She actually looks really good.
She does, and that’s because that doesn’t look like her at all. Weird camera angle, plastic surgery, not sure but something’s definitely off.
You all are horrible.
This family is fucking horrible.
I really do feel honest to goodness bad for Chloe and I don’t even watch this stuff. This kind of shit you deal with in private.
No darling, we are SUPERFICIAL. So are the Krapdashians. They invite our scorn, we provide it – it’s the cycle of life.
See, here’s the problem… Granted, I am a horrible person, but normal people would deal with this shit behind closed doors. Consider the source – the Kardashians. These assholes trot out for all to see what should arguably be kept in private, all for the sake of PROFIT. They invite it on themselves because that’s their intention. So I have no qualms mocking their amoral, disgusting behaviour.
But I see where you’re coming from… for whatever reason (maybe it’s that she’s not a full-blooded Kardashian?) I seem to get the impression that Khloe would rather not be airing this in public, but hey, look who her mom is. It’s almost like she doesn’t have a choice.
“This kind of shit you deal with in private.”
Then why do they talk about it on their TV show and post about it on Twitter? That’s not private.
mandy you’re stupid. he/she said it was you’re supposed to keep that shit private but they are not.
I like her – She seems like the only real one in the bunch.
I wouldn’t admit to fucking this bitch, let alone admit to being her father!
It looks like her father to me and not that it matters but isn’t that Khloe’s head just Photoshopped on another woman’s body? If so the mom is really going out of her way to stir up interest in this story. The head looks too large for the body (for her maybe not) and the arms appear too thin to be Khloe.
Wow, the hurtful things people can say without really knowing a person nor their situation other than by he crap they hear.
After reading almost everyone’s harsh comments, anyone can conclude that people are either reallllly jealous, or they just don’t have a heart or can feel the least bit of sympathy for someone who has done nothing wrong to anyone what so ever, I mean she definitely just gives people a reason to use every bad word in their vocabulary. She sure is a whore, she has a husband who she loves so dearly and is loyal to?
I wonder what words some people would use if she killed someone….. They’ve used pretty much all of them. Pathetic.
who the fuck follows KYLIE JENNER on Twitter? She is s fucking fug 14 year old who has done NOTHING.
Afterwards, it suddenly all clicked for Kylie: “Oh, so this is why we have the book Where Wookies Come From!”
Come on guys she’s only 14, so what if she’s provoking adults and the media with false accusations and slanderous deceit?
she’s looking for attention. she got it.
fuck her.
The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
And that K klan is one rotten wormy tree.
Even as a visitor of this site, I rarely read any Kardasian news. But who poses like this with their FATHER? Hugging her from behind? What’s going on here.
can you not tell it is a photoshopped head on someone else’s body? It is quite obvious.
Who the hell Photoshopped this, Kylie?
I don’t know who photoshopped that but I photoshopped OJ’s head over the guys head and it looks awesome. I’d sent it to Fish but I don’t know how.
Hmmm, Wookie or Michelle Khan’s revived corpse playing Lilly von Shtupp?
“I’ve been with thousands of men, again and again, always they promise the moon. They’re always coming and going and going and coming- and always too soon.”
She look s beautiful, but the pic looks like a very bad photoshop job. I wish everyone would stop messing with her, I think she is very pretty!
You can’t read? It says to the right that it was uploaded by her sister Kylie!
How long did they sniff each others butts before this photo was shot?
Wow, the hurtful things people can say without really knowing a person nor their situation other than by he crap they hear.
After reading almost everyone’s harsh comments, anyone can conclude that people are either reallllly jealous, or they just don’t have a heart or can feel the least bit of sympathy for someone who has done nothing wrong to anyone what so ever, I mean she definitely just gives people a reason to use every bad word in their vocabulary. She sure is a whore, she has a husband who she loves so dearly and is loyal to?
I wonder what words some people would use if she killed someone….. They’ve used pretty much all of them. Pathetic.
I could not agree with you more…so sad! Just because they are celebrities does not give people the right to bash them so horribly.
I want Khloe to find out who her biological father is because it may become medically significant when she has children. There is more different about her than size, coloring and hair. She is a better person than her mother and sisters. She missed that fake gene, although it came from her mother. I am so embarrassed that Khloe is being subjected to all of this. Bob Kardashian loved her more because he knew down the road she would need the memory of that unconditional love to protect her from her mother’s whoredom. So sad…
It is so nice that Robert Kardashian treated Khloe like his own. If he had doubts he did not take it out on her. He must have been a fantastic person and left her with wonderful memories. Who knows…… she could be his daughter because mixed races have throw backs. She could take after one of her grandparents. In most mixed race families there is a fairer or darker child. If she is not ……at least she knows he loved her. She is innocent.
Aww..father and daughter! They even have the same, exact eyes!!!