While appearing on Fox & Friends this morning, Khloe Kardashian‘s right nipple apparently was visible during the entire interview, so it’s only a matter of time until we hear reports of an uptick in octogenarian heart attacks. Until then, Khloe is literally advertising the nip slip on Twitter because her last name is Kardashian and they never met a piece of press they wouldn’t trade any and all semblance of shame for:
- Thank God! I fucking love nipples!!!! “@Wendel817: @KhloeKardashian Your nipple was showing on Fox and Friends. See through tops FTW.”
- I had a nip slip and I loved it! But my twat is fine! “@KourtneyKardash: Her twat is twisted. Has that happened to anyone?”
- My mom just called me saying my nip slip is “all over the internet!” Ha! Is it weird that I love it?! Who knew nipples were so special?
I know I’ve been shying away from nipples on here, but I’m actually posting this one because it’s not so much sexy as the equivalent of seeing a nipple on Animal Planet both in educational value and complete lack of eroticism, not counting marsupials. Sexy, sexy marsupials… Also, now people can differentiate between a pregnant and non-pregnant Yeti, and know whether to run (pregnant) or just play dead (non-pregnant). I’m saving lives here.
Thanks to ezentis for having the courage and bravery to take pictures of your television. A nation thanks you.
UPDATE: FOX pulled its own video embed because apparently they really do love America.
Photos: Splash News
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lolll
Did you mean teat slip?
Pigs have 8 to 12 nipples so it was inevitable that one or more would pop up.
Spot on Abby… spot on.
lmao
You kinds of people are why young adults are making themselves sick to look thinner
love it! so hilarious! teat slip of the pig kardashian
Wow, yeah, that’s coming out her side. Freaky. Must be a teat.
She’s just nasty. Just plain nasty.
that will get you know where. Until she has a video taped golden shower she’ll still be just the fat one.
Wolf nipple chips! Get them while they’re hot, they’re lovely!
Dromedary pretzels, only half a denar.
LOB LMAO
How do you know it wasn’t her pepperoni stash?
hahahaha, that’s going into the comments of the week!
The Family Guy lawyers will be contacting you shortly, Mr. McPoop.
I’m pretty sure that every comment where someone said “that’s going into the comments of the week!” has NEVER gotten into the Comments of the Week.
That’s b/c the feature is actually Comments of the Weak.
Gross. Another tootsie roll troll with nipples and areola that dont match the bark, growl or birthing schedule
That’s pretty good. Twisted, but good.
That’s not where nipples are suppose to be
god damn, she has a fat head.
amazing that they’re appalled by Weiner in his boxer shorts and post chewbacca nipple on live TV.
To be fair, I dont think they knew it would go into “feeding mode”.
If you notice, her mammaries only take form when she sits or lays. This is natures way of hiding the feeding tube from the rest of the leeching family.
LMAO!
hey whiskey, quite a stretch there. typical idiotic libtard…we thank you
Thank you to the Busch Gardens ad preceding the video for reminding us it could have been much, much worse.
OK…first off, whose right nipple points to the right? I mean, shouldn’t it be pointing forward, and not seeming to be lQQking right @ her right arm?
Regardless, this wookee is just disgusting…. I’m guessing someone else dipped their wick into Mom’s gene pool, because she doesn’t seem to have the family features… although, like her sisters, she is as dumb as a stump!
Still, this family has a nack for being famous for being a nothing…. and everytime I see them, I just cringe. PLEASE GOD, don’t let THIS thing release a sex tape… I don’t think my stomach (or eyes) could take it!
Kourtney… feel free, Kim, my screen isn’t B I G enough to get all of your ass, and you’re old news anyway…
Wait, you mean that’s not Lamar in drag?
you just know every time see passes a Krispy Kreme those things grow to at least 3x Naomi Watts’ size
My Eyes! My Eyes!!!!
Warn the town, the beast is loose!
Eeek. Apparently Fish and Photo Boy want us to have horrible nightmares.
LOL….silly transvestites. Khloe, you are still a man.
Her nipple is trying to run away from her body. Far, far away.
I think I like Khal Drogo better with the beard.
Beat me to it! lol
wookies have nipples?
I find it impossible to believe that none of the Fox & Friends noticed during the six-minute interview.
@ Ms. TomFrank
Judging from a lot of your previous comments here, I dont doubt that.
You see, from watching that clip, its easy to tell how it could have been missed. Theres the lighting, which is probably causing the teat to be seen better on HDTVs than in person, like most of the “see-thru” stuff we see other “celebs” in…not to mention the possible reflections.
The hosts are sitting at an angle which doesn’t permit them to see the Wookie head on.
The teat is abnormally colored for an Endorian and therefore, camouflaged to the naked eye against the leathery outer “endometrium” so to speak.
Just stick to Goofus & Galant or looking at the pictures here Ms.TomFrank. The words here are for adults that have the innate ability to hypothesize scenarios to come to conclusions.
Ha! “Ms.” TomFrank. You’re hilarious.
No, only chicks would have called me out about maternity clothes.
You know who has a raging boner right now. Lamar Odom. And Chewbacca.
Tweedle Dee & Tweedle Dumb. Tweedle Bum is nowhere to be seen.
I’d totally screw her vertical neck fold.
Garish Scare-dashian (which applies to ANY & ALL of them)
WTF Side nipple? IS it just me or was that bastard way to far to the west?
I was thinking the same, last time i checked My nipple isn’t right next to my arm pit…there should be a decent amount of side-boob on a sasquatch that size…
Agreed. I was thinking “catch it– its trying to escape!!”
I was wondering if maybe it actually was a second or third set?
Ok. Now I agree with everyone who says she is fat and gross. Blech.
So we saw one of her eight nipples, what’s the big deal?
Gruesome TV for sure…shouldn’t Sasquatch be out practicing for when the lockout ends? and when did kourtney turn into a Spanish maid? This family can do more talking and not say anything than Congress.
Wookies are from Kashyyk!!!
Wow. I was watching forever out of curiosity and I thought that this whole post was just troll because I couldn’t see any areolas. Then it dawned on me that I was looking smack at it…it was just the exact same color as the rest of her yeti breast. That’s when I threw up a little. Does she bleach or something? That’s just nasty.
Damn girl – thats a nasty zit – you gotta pop that thing.
Everytime I attempt to read a copy of a twitter post, I slowly feel my IQ drifting away. Similar to doing nitrous balloons at a concernt tailgate all night.
gross.
yay, now apes have something to masturbate to
Apes don’t need something to masturbate to. They just need someone to throw it at.
I’m pretty sure thats just a big zit.
This must be the Arnold Schwarzenegger Love Child.
By “Child” I mean Khloe, and by “Love” I mean “Arnold fucked a Wookiee.”
Major Fail when you have to explain the joke.
its looking at something to her right. like a chameleon.
You know those optical illusion rooms that are constructed to make it look like one person is huge and one person is tiny?
Yeah, she’s just that fucking big.
THE ONE IN THE YELLOW IS FUCKING HAWT. I WANNA THAT PUSSY AND EAT HER ASS TOOOOOOOO!!!
“OH MY GOD I’M RELEVANT, of course I love it!” *thinks hard about how else to convince others to see her naked*
From now on, I’m making sure I always have one exposed testicle when I’m out in public. I’m changing my name to Walleye Kardashian and pitching a show to E! Why should skanks get all the fame? I’m going to be a man-skank, a “mank,” if you will.
lololol. you sir, are full of win.
that’s not a nipple, that’s james bond’s superfluous third nipple
That was a piece of ham.
The fame whore says, “Moooooo!”
woooah! nip slips are usually manifested around the cleavage area… a nip slip around an armpit is just plain wrong!! eeeew!
The man and the monkey.
In related news, the Kardashian family is holding a very special celebration for Khloe tonight. The family spokesman sent the following statement, “Kris and Bruce are very proud of Khloe’s ‘nip slip’ on Fox News this morning. They haven’t felt this happy since Kim’s sex tape & Playboy shoots. They are so relieved to see that the family tradition of selling your soul to the devil is going to continue on forever.” Kris was seen leaving their mansion with “tears of joy” and told the group of paparazzi that the Kardashian’s pay to follow them that “Khloe’s performance on Fox News this morning will ensure that the Kardashian name will stay in the news for at least another week. We were so worried that Khloe would choose to not follow in the family tradition but she has proved today that she is not going to let the Kardashian family down. You go Khloe!”
I’ve seen that look before, she’s spotted prey – or a cheeseburger.
This site sucks a dick now
After wasting six minutes of my life watching that nipple slip I just realized that I I don’t think I could ever get it up to fuck that…thing.
It’s like looking at an udder. Do not want.