Khloe Kardashian Pleased With Her Nipple Slip on ‘Fox & Friends’

June 7th, 2011 // 141 Comments

While appearing on Fox & Friends this morning, Khloe Kardashian‘s right nipple apparently was visible during the entire interview, so it’s only a matter of time until we hear reports of an uptick in octogenarian heart attacks. Until then, Khloe is literally advertising the nip slip on Twitter because her last name is Kardashian and they never met a piece of press they wouldn’t trade any and all semblance of shame for:

- Thank God! I fucking love nipples!!!! “@Wendel817: @KhloeKardashian Your nipple was showing on Fox and Friends. See through tops FTW.”
- I had a nip slip and I loved it! But my twat is fine! “@KourtneyKardash: Her twat is twisted. Has that happened to anyone?”
- My mom just called me saying my nip slip is “all over the internet!” Ha! Is it weird that I love it?! Who knew nipples were so special?

I know I’ve been shying away from nipples on here, but I’m actually posting this one because it’s not so much sexy as the equivalent of seeing a nipple on Animal Planet both in educational value and complete lack of eroticism, not counting marsupials. Sexy, sexy marsupials… Also, now people can differentiate between a pregnant and non-pregnant Yeti, and know whether to run (pregnant) or just play dead (non-pregnant). I’m saving lives here.

Thanks to ezentis for having the courage and bravery to take pictures of your television. A nation thanks you.

UPDATE: FOX pulled its own video embed because apparently they really do love America.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Drew

    ohooooorahwoc waoowh’ao acrahowo whahakakanwoc!

  2. Did you mean teat slip?

  3. happyguy

    She’s just nasty. Just plain nasty.

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    Steelerchick
    Commented on this photo:

    that will get you know where. Until she has a video taped golden shower she’ll still be just the fat one.

  5. Rancid

    Wolf nipple chips! Get them while they’re hot, they’re lovely!

  6. How do you know it wasn’t her pepperoni stash?

  7. cincinnati bowtie

    Gross. Another tootsie roll troll with nipples and areola that dont match the bark, growl or birthing schedule

  8. Khloe Kardashian Nipple Slip Fox Friends
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s not where nipples are suppose to be

  9. Khloe Kardashian Nipple Slip Fox Friends
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    god damn, she has a fat head.

  10. whiskeyafternoon

    amazing that they’re appalled by Weiner in his boxer shorts and post chewbacca nipple on live TV.

    • cincinnati bowtie

      To be fair, I dont think they knew it would go into “feeding mode”.

      If you notice, her mammaries only take form when she sits or lays. This is natures way of hiding the feeding tube from the rest of the leeching family.

    • duh

      hey whiskey, quite a stretch there. typical idiotic libtard…we thank you

  11. direchef

    Thank you to the Busch Gardens ad preceding the video for reminding us it could have been much, much worse.

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    bassackwards
    Commented on this photo:

    OK…first off, whose right nipple points to the right? I mean, shouldn’t it be pointing forward, and not seeming to be lQQking right @ her right arm?

    Regardless, this wookee is just disgusting…. I’m guessing someone else dipped their wick into Mom’s gene pool, because she doesn’t seem to have the family features… although, like her sisters, she is as dumb as a stump!

    Still, this family has a nack for being famous for being a nothing…. and everytime I see them, I just cringe. PLEASE GOD, don’t let THIS thing release a sex tape… I don’t think my stomach (or eyes) could take it!
    Kourtney… feel free, Kim, my screen isn’t B I G enough to get all of your ass, and you’re old news anyway…

  13. DC

    Wait, you mean that’s not Lamar in drag?

  14. Come_Honor_Face

    you just know every time see passes a Krispy Kreme those things grow to at least 3x Naomi Watts’ size

  15. Lucion

    My Eyes! My Eyes!!!!

    Warn the town, the beast is loose!

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    Shorty80
    Commented on this photo:

    Eeek. Apparently Fish and Photo Boy want us to have horrible nightmares.

  17. anon

    LOL….silly transvestites. Khloe, you are still a man.

  18. Khloe Kardashian Nipple Slip Fox Friends
    Shorty80
    Commented on this photo:

    Her nipple is trying to run away from her body. Far, far away.

  19. Tobes of Hades

    I think I like Khal Drogo better with the beard.

  20. slim

    wookies have nipples?

  21. TomFrank

    I find it impossible to believe that none of the Fox & Friends noticed during the six-minute interview.

    • Nat X

      @ Ms. TomFrank

      Judging from a lot of your previous comments here, I dont doubt that.

      You see, from watching that clip, its easy to tell how it could have been missed. Theres the lighting, which is probably causing the teat to be seen better on HDTVs than in person, like most of the “see-thru” stuff we see other “celebs” in…not to mention the possible reflections.

      The hosts are sitting at an angle which doesn’t permit them to see the Wookie head on.

      The teat is abnormally colored for an Endorian and therefore, camouflaged to the naked eye against the leathery outer “endometrium” so to speak.

      Just stick to Goofus & Galant or looking at the pictures here Ms.TomFrank. The words here are for adults that have the innate ability to hypothesize scenarios to come to conclusions.

  22. It had to be said

    You know who has a raging boner right now. Lamar Odom. And Chewbacca.

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    Dr Ha-Ha
    Commented on this photo:

    Tweedle Dee & Tweedle Dumb. Tweedle Bum is nowhere to be seen.

  24. Khloe Kardashian Nipple Slip Fox Friends
    Dr Ha-Ha
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d totally screw her vertical neck fold.

  25. anonymoose

    Garish Scare-dashian (which applies to ANY & ALL of them)

  26. BeeTee

    WTF Side nipple? IS it just me or was that bastard way to far to the west?

  27. Mel Gibson's Shrink

    Ok. Now I agree with everyone who says she is fat and gross. Blech.

  28. Khloe Kardashian Nipple Slip Fox Friends
    Commented on this photo:

    So we saw one of her eight nipples, what’s the big deal?

  29. Hugginator

    Gruesome TV for sure…shouldn’t Sasquatch be out practicing for when the lockout ends? and when did kourtney turn into a Spanish maid? This family can do more talking and not say anything than Congress.

  30. Jack Burton

    Wookies are from Kashyyk!!!

  31. Freaky

    Wow. I was watching forever out of curiosity and I thought that this whole post was just troll because I couldn’t see any areolas. Then it dawned on me that I was looking smack at it…it was just the exact same color as the rest of her yeti breast. That’s when I threw up a little. Does she bleach or something? That’s just nasty.

  32. Khloe Kardashian Nipple Slip Fox Friends
    Ron Mexico
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn girl – thats a nasty zit – you gotta pop that thing.

  33. Deacon Jones

    Everytime I attempt to read a copy of a twitter post, I slowly feel my IQ drifting away. Similar to doing nitrous balloons at a concernt tailgate all night.

  34. Khloe Kardashian Nipple Slip Fox Friends
    j.j.
    Commented on this photo:

    gross.

  35. yay, now apes have something to masturbate to

  36. Khloe Kardashian Nipple Slip Fox Friends
    M
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m pretty sure thats just a big zit.

  37. This must be the Arnold Schwarzenegger Love Child.

    By “Child” I mean Khloe, and by “Love” I mean “Arnold fucked a Wookiee.”

  38. adolf hitler

    its looking at something to her right. like a chameleon.

  39. Khloe Kardashian Nipple Slip Fox Friends
    Commented on this photo:

    You know those optical illusion rooms that are constructed to make it look like one person is huge and one person is tiny?

    Yeah, she’s just that fucking big.

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    Makenzie
    Commented on this photo:

    “OH MY GOD I’M RELEVANT, of course I love it!” *thinks hard about how else to convince others to see her naked*

  41. Khloe Kardashian Nipple Slip Fox Friends
    Commented on this photo:

    From now on, I’m making sure I always have one exposed testicle when I’m out in public. I’m changing my name to Walleye Kardashian and pitching a show to E! Why should skanks get all the fame? I’m going to be a man-skank, a “mank,” if you will.

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    Bond James Bond
    Commented on this photo:

    that’s not a nipple, that’s james bond’s superfluous third nipple

  43. Khloe Kardashian Nipple Slip Fox Friends
    misterfister
    Commented on this photo:

    That was a piece of ham.

  44. Khloe Kardashian Nipple Slip Fox Friends
    RebelMinion
    Commented on this photo:

    The fame whore says, “Moooooo!”

  45. Khloe Kardashian Nipple Slip Fox Friends
    Commented on this photo:

    woooah! nip slips are usually manifested around the cleavage area… a nip slip around an armpit is just plain wrong!! eeeew!

  46. Venom

    The man and the monkey.

  47. rachel78

    In related news, the Kardashian family is holding a very special celebration for Khloe tonight. The family spokesman sent the following statement, “Kris and Bruce are very proud of Khloe’s ‘nip slip’ on Fox News this morning. They haven’t felt this happy since Kim’s sex tape & Playboy shoots. They are so relieved to see that the family tradition of selling your soul to the devil is going to continue on forever.” Kris was seen leaving their mansion with “tears of joy” and told the group of paparazzi that the Kardashian’s pay to follow them that “Khloe’s performance on Fox News this morning will ensure that the Kardashian name will stay in the news for at least another week. We were so worried that Khloe would choose to not follow in the family tradition but she has proved today that she is not going to let the Kardashian family down. You go Khloe!”

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    Artie Fatbuckle
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve seen that look before, she’s spotted prey – or a cheeseburger.

  49. rican

    After wasting six minutes of my life watching that nipple slip I just realized that I I don’t think I could ever get it up to fuck that…thing.

  50. Khloe Kardashian Nipple Slip Fox Friends
    Laluni
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s like looking at an udder. Do not want.

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