Khloe Thinks She’s Kim Now

April 29th, 2011 // 60 Comments

You know how Kim Kardashian is always walking around in tight workout outfits accentuating her gargantuan ass? This is almost like that except horribly wrong in all the wrong places. I almost want to say this is what Kim will look like in 10 years, minus the jowls because she’s addicted to plastic surgery, except Khloe‘s ass is actually higher off the ground instead of spilling over a wheel barrow pushed by Kourtney‘s son. They say he was only conceived to boost mid-season ratings, but I know the truth. I know the truth…

NOTE: And we have Wookiee Wallet.

Photos: Fame


  1. DM

    It aint good but it’s not gross.

    • hapa

      hahaha wtf someone dropped you when you were a baby. this girl is like a she man, odum was hunting in the forrest when these two met

  2. Khloe Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    Ohi cameltoe

  3. Khloe Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    That is a scary cameltoe….

  4. ThisisnotTigerWoods


  5. Cock Dr

    Don’t rain on our Friday with posts of this hairy, lard assed clan.

  6. Khloe Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    Am I the only one noticing the camel toe?

  7. jumpin_j

    Saying Klohe is like Kim is like saying Chewbacca is like Princess Leia.

  8. “Here’s the 5 bucks I promised if you came out and took pictures of me.”

  9. Clumpy

    It actually looks like she’s slightly squatting in this picture in order to stick out her ass even more.

  10. Greg Suarez

    Jesus Christ, she looks like my fucking mother, and I’m 35!

  11. Khloe Kardashian
    Joe Banger
    Commented on this photo:

    That is one scary looking dude

  12. BenDoverman

    Oh the huge-manatee.

  13. Khloe Kardashian
    Jon Hex
    Commented on this photo:

    Look at those fat cheeks! They match her ass.

  14. MrsWrong

    I got a dollar, I got a dollar, I got a dollar hey hey hey hey

  15. She looks like she’s wearing an “Oops I crapped my Pants” diaper

  16. Deacon Jones


  17. EarnMoreSessionsBySleeving

    Nice ass. I’d eat her butthole.

  18. youcandieNOW

    That’s the classic sasquatch stance.

  19. youcandieNOW

    And I’ll bet that five bucks in her hand that she she’s going to urinate in those bushes.

  20. UnholyKrep

    So the cash in that thing’s paw- is it to buy more congealed caribou grease?

    Isn’t bigfoot supposed to be reclusive?

  21. There’s so much to say about photo #2…The fact that her shirt almost says, “ASS.” The fact that her wookie wallet, as you so aptly named it is showing. Years from now, they will teach college art history classes on this picture alone.

  22. Ms Me

    She reminds me of a giraffe. You glance at the delicate ankles and move your eyes up and wonder how the hell they don’t shatter from all that weight.

  23. If she got butt implants too, the surgeon should be tried in the Hague.

  24. Holy bad shirt and weird angles Batman!

  25. Khloe Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    Either she’s got a sprained camel toe or a camel bunion. Not that I have an MD or anything.

  26. cc

    That, my friends, is a genetic mutation writ large.

  27. suck it

    “…except Khloe’s ass is actually higher off the ground instead of spilling over a wheel barrow pushed by Kourtney’s son.”


  28. Marsellus Wallace

    Kardasians just started walking on two legs , so give her a break

  29. RasputinsLiver


    Whatta beast! Just like Kim.

    Well, at least she doesn’t look like Serena Williams. Close, but still not as bad.

  30. Marsellus Wallace

    That’s an ass that a man (read MBA star ) can get a hold of

  31. Marsellus Wallace

    That’s an ass that a man (read MBA star ) can get a hold of

  32. cc

    Now we know how her ancestors survived the Armenian genocide…they got together, lay flat on their faces, and pretended to be a mountain range.

  33. Khloe Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    i think she looks great!

  34. Khloe Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    What a Wookie!!

  35. anonym

    i can feel the ground shaking right now

  36. Khloe Kardashian
    Jared Fogle
    Commented on this photo:

    Five. Five Dolla. Five Dolla Footlonggggggg

  37. Lizzy

    That woman’s legs look like a death camp survivor’s. How are they even supporting her? Has she never gone jogging in her life, ever? Or, you know, worked out? Her calves are more flat than Nebraska.

  38. tlmck

    The Jenner girls will soon make everyone forget the name Kardashian.

  39. Kim and Chloe earning some money on the street corner. If you look REALLY closely you can just make out Kim on the left, standing behind her.

  40. one legged

    kim sells sex for money
    last episode of her and sisters show, she says “i suck and fuck”
    on the low…

    this ugly so-called woman couldn’t find someone to fuck her even if she paid them

  41. MLVC

    there is no way that snatch does not reek of piss and sweat socks

  42. Khloe Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, what a cow. Does she have any self respect???

  43. Khloe Kardashian
    Eggs = Scrambled male chicks
    Commented on this photo:

    What else is she supposed to wear to the gym!
    That hairstyle doesnt suit anyone she looks good normally

  44. Samantha

    you know how hippos just kind of stand there with their nostrils flared and shit everywhere to mark their territory? thats kind of the vibe im getting here…

  45. Chaz Bono


  46. Duke Steele

    And this pig has been crying lately how people say shes fat and it hurts her feelings. What they actually are saying is that you’re fat and ugly.

  47. Khloe Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    She might have a camel toe, but I’m certain she has a nicer body that all you haters! You go Khloe!!

  48. Anya

    This leech has a horrible built, she’s tall annnnnddddddd fat. On top of that it looks like her nose was run over by a tractor trailer.

  49. Khloe Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    i dunno but y’all but i see a big cameltoe. -_-

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