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In a recent interview with Cosmopolitan, Khloe Kardashian opens up about how being compared to her sisters as well as public criticism of her body can “beat up your spirit and soul,” which is exactly why it’s a great idea to let the paparazzi know where your yacht will be when you jump off the side in a swimsuit. But that’s not even the best part, because a little later she talks about how Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian are basically identical awful people.
I’d never manage my kids. We gang up on Mom and that has to be so hard. Now I’m getting older I feel sorry for her rather than resent her. “[Once my mom told me] I was gaining weight, but she was talking to me as a manager, like I was ruining a brand deal. It’s hard to understand that and it’s more hurtful when it’s coming from my mom, but Kim is definitely her favourite. It doesn’t bother me. They’re so similar – they could be the same person.”
I can’t help but wonder, now that Kim is Gwyneth Paltrow‘s bestie, if GOOP is already brokering the Blue Ivy Carter/North West sextape negotiations.
GWYNETH: I’m thinking it’s the style of Fellini, but we market it like it was only ever meant for personal viewing.
BEYONCE: I will stab you in your sleep.
GWYNETH: Oh snap, girl, you cray!