Khloe Kardashian Doesn’t Want To Be Compared To Her Sisters, Here She Is Next To One In A Swimsuit

May 1st, 2013 // 58 Comments
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In a recent interview with Cosmopolitan, Khloe Kardashian opens up about how being compared to her sisters as well as public criticism of her body can “beat up your spirit and soul,” which is exactly why it’s a great idea to let the paparazzi know where your yacht will be when you jump off the side in a swimsuit. But that’s not even the best part, because a little later she talks about how Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian are basically identical awful people.

I’d never manage my kids. We gang up on Mom and that has to be so hard. Now I’m getting older I feel sorry for her rather than resent her. “[Once my mom told me] I was gaining weight, but she was talking to me as a manager, like I was ruining a brand deal. It’s hard to understand that and it’s more hurtful when it’s coming from my mom, but Kim is definitely her favourite. It doesn’t bother me. They’re so similar – they could be the same person.”

I can’t help but wonder, now that Kim is Gwyneth Paltrow‘s bestie, if GOOP is already brokering the Blue Ivy Carter/North West sextape negotiations.

GWYNETH: I’m thinking it’s the style of Fellini, but we market it like it was only ever meant for personal viewing.
BEYONCE: I will stab you in your sleep.
GWYNETH: Oh snap, girl, you cray!

Photo: Fame/Flynet, Splash News

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  1. it had to be said

    Kourtney is definitely the one I’d pick to have sex with (such a decision!) but she looks a little like Kris in this picture. Kris with big mom boobs, but still Kris.

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    Mr. Poop
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    “Look out! The whale is loose!”

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    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    This is the only legal one to pay attention to.

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    No Standards
    Commented on this photo:

    White Penises?! NOOOOOO!!!

    Get back here and look, woman!! LOOK!!!

  5. Kourtney Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Swimsuit
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    Spots a pod and yells: I MUST GO, MY PEOPLE NEED ME!!!

  6. cc

    There be monsters.

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    ThisWillHurt
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    Knockedupbyadouchebagsayswhat?

  8. I could think of a way funnier joke if it were called the “pee deck” instead of the “poop deck”.

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    Looks like Moses missed the water and hit her cleavage instead.

  10. Unless Khloe adopts her hypothetical kids will stay that way because men can’t have children with other men.

  11. me thinks Bruce Jenner is Khloes dad because it sure isnt Robert Kardashian.

    • Maury Povich

      Popular rumor is that she was sired by one, several, or all of the following:
      - OJ Simpson
      - the pool boy
      - pimpmom’s hair dresser
      - some random she meet while at a Hollywood Hills sex party
      - a random Sasquatch pimpmom met while on vacation in Big Bear

      One thing we do know for sure, Bob Kardashian IS NOT the father.

    • Reece

      Her real dad is Alex Roldan. They look exactly the same…

  12. Khloe is easily the most tolerable of them bitches even if she isn’t the most bangable.

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    Moose
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    What the fuck is Jamie Lannister doing with these hags?

  14. Kourtney Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Swimsuit
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    “We’re just a simple, normal family on a private vacation…just ignore the professional photographer who IS GETTING INTO THE FRAME!!! jackass…”

    • cc

      With the possible exception of diarrhea, I don’t think this fucking family has had a single spontaneous moment in the last decade.

  15. I feel badly for Khloe…at least I would in theory, if she weren’t a professional fame-whore.

    Is she serious? I’m sorry, I must have missed the contributions to medicine, science, or philosophy that she’s been giving to the world, all while I was just assuming she was being paid millions of dollars to entertain us by being the fat sister of a porn star.

    Let me make it clear Khloe…your value to society is to be the butt of cruel jokes made by people who are your moral betters in every measurable way. Now DANCE for us you goddamn hairy monkey!

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    Novo
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    How come her boobs are 3 feet apart??

    • Rob

      They’re called implants

    • Because they’re fake, retard.

      • Some people have wide-set boobs, it’s a thing. Didn’t she just have a kid or something? If those are fake boobs, then everybody needs to go to her doctor if they want a boob-job because where she’s standing (the normal position one one critique boobs), they look like nice boobs.

        TL;DR: She’s laying down, idiot. If her boobs stay perky and you have cleavage laying down with a bikini on, that’s when your boobs are fake. You got this backwards.

  17. Kourtney Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Swimsuit
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    The flooding of the island of Mykonos was unprecedented. At press time, 95% of the island remains under water, with a death toll estimated at nearly 100% of the islands population. Currently, the only known survivors appear to be some shaved female gorillas and their breast implants. More at 11…

  18. Kourtney Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Swimsuit
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    So Kourtney is just gonna rub one out right there while Wookie Corn Rows watches?

  19. Kourtney Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Swimsuit
    Commented on this photo:

    “Khloe, where goest thou?”
    “It is the white whale…it is Moby Dick I seek. From hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee. Ye damned whale.”
    “OK, but hurry back. It’s almost lunch time.”

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    luvsCrackerBarrel
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    “Wookies Away!”

  21. Kourtney Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Swimsuit
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    Kourtney really is a tasty little morsel. Unfortunately she is the one with the most annoying voice. So banging her might be fun, but she would need to be wearing a muzzle…or have a mouthful of dick.

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    In Greece, this dance is known as the “Let’s Ditch Your Sister and Get Nasty Dance.”

  23. Kourtney Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Swimsuit
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    Ahhh, Ms. Kourtney…We take such joy in seeing you frolicking about in the sun, getting a much needed respite from your day-to-day grind of keeping your family purring with contentment. Such a harsh task for a woman of your stature. By the way, nice tits!

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    tu vieja
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    itchy already?

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    under no illusions
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    Her tits need white man jizz all over them

  26. under no illusions

    irony – famewhore family goes on vacation to find more opportunities to famewhore

  27. Jan

    “Yo Jay!! come collect your shit!! pshh bitch be trippen”

  28. ace11

    How is it Khole is considered a Kardashian even though she looks nothing anybody in her family??

    i think Kris Jenners lover could be her dad

  29. Mama Pinkus

    what exactly do these people vacation FROM?

  30. Kourtney Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Swimsuit
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    Someone needs to photoshop a whole bunch of sea creatures jumping out of the ocean in mass panic as she jumps in, that would be hilarious.

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    Blah
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    Only fuckable one

  32. Kourtney Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Swimsuit
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    “Don’t be gross. I’m a mother with two child- Wait did you say fifty bucks? Cool, let me whip the girls out…”

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    I’ve seen outstretched arms, but never seen outstretched tits.

    Until now.

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    “O Tay!”

  35. Kourtney Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Swimsuit
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    “Kourtney, don’t you have a kid?”
    “Meh.”

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    Skippy86
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    “Thats the majestic Humpback” ” Sorry no Mr Cousteau thats a Kardashian”

  37. Kourtney Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Swimsuit
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    So Kourtney is the only hot one now, even after kids.

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    guttboy
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    Definitely not a “Kardashian”. You can see she’s not legitimate. It was good of Robert Kardashian to raise her as his own.

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    Reece
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    Other than her unfortunately shaped jawline. I really dont see how she could be considered fat to any American (seeing that ur average woman is a size 14… & Im sure its a Walmart sz 14 which is bigger than normal) . Keep in mind that her sisters are 4’11 & 5’2 so anything next to them would seem enormous….I wouldnt stand next to them…ppl that small creep me out

    • Red

      She’s just big boned. I’m not a fan of the Kardashians at all but Khloe is tolerable with her sense of humor and fun personality. People only think she’s fat because she’s big. She has wide shoulders, wide hips, a full ass and extreme tallness. She’s not skinny by any means but I certainly don’t think she’s fat.

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    Louie
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    you guys are so fucking mean!..I’ll fuck her and tell you how good that shit was..later!

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    DONKEYLIcks
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    WHAT THE FUCK IS JAMIE LANISTER THINKING!?!

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    J.J
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    She’s actually very beautiful here. Love her curves

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    Lissa
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    “The court is required to order the genetic testing and if a party refuses to submit to the test, the court may automatically grant the other party paternity. ” Um, get a new lawyer. They don’t just give kids to random strangers who haven’t proven paternity yet. What an idiot, and because of that statement alone makes it a likely fictitious story.

    • One thing courts absolutely detest, and punish harshly, is a party refusing to acknowledge the court’s authority. If this guy filed papers with the court asserting paternity and demanding that she comply with a request for dna testing, and she refuses, then it would create a situation where anyone could thumb their nose at the court and be rewarded for it (meaning she could defeat the paternity claim of this guy simply by refusing to obey the court’s order that she comply with dna testing). I can believe the court has the power to award the guy custody if she refuses to submit to an order for dna testing.

  44. Kourtney Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Swimsuit
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    LOL why the fuck is that random guy claiming to be Mason’s father

    • i am also from brisbane lol but anways hes NOT random they slept together while her and scott were taking a “break” and also have u seen the random guy?? looks EXACTLy like mason!

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    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Just when the Right Whale is finally recovering, she jumps in water.

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    Mama Pinkus
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    what exactly are they vacationing FROM?

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    Mama Pinkus
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    gross

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