Now that Kim Kardashian‘s ass is the size of house, it only makes sense they’d yank out her butt implants and shove them into Khloe because somebody’s gotta be the one with the ass and those things are literally the size of Kourtney. Not that Kris Jenner didn’t try first.
“I guess we’ll just shove ‘em in Sasquatch. Dammit, Kourtney, why do you have to be short?”
“You drank and cheated on dad the entire time you were pregnant with me.”
“God, the 80s were fun.”
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